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Hentai Only List
[Ai Shimai] [Akiba Girls] [A Kite] [Alien from the Darkness]
[Beat Angel Escalayer] [Bible Black] [Bible Black, New Testament]
[Blood Shadow] [Body Transfer] [Campus] [Classroom of Atonement]
[Cool Devices] [Darling] [Dragon Pink] [Gibo Mai] [Gloria] [Hana Dorei] [Heartwork Love Guns] [Hitozuma Kasumi-san] [Hot Juicy Teacher]
[Houkago, Nureta Seifuku] [Imouto Jiru] [Invisible Stud] [Juuninin no Jukyoushi] [Kairauku Satsujin Chousakan Koji] [Kojin Taxi] [Kuro Ai]
[Kunoichi Gakuen Nimpocho] [La Blue Girl] [Legend of the Wolf Woman]
[Lingeries Office] [Living Sex Toy Delivery] [Magical Girl Meruru]
[Magical Twilight] [Maison Plaisir] [Mystery of the Necronomicon] [New Saga]
[Nine O'Clock Woman] [Nymphs Of The Stratosphere] [Pleasure Pack 2]
[Princess Memory] [Ride of the Valkyrie] [Ryokan Shirasagi]
[Sailor and the 7 Ballz] [Sex Friend] [Sexual Pursuit] [Slight Fever Syndrome] [Slutty Princess Diaries] [Sora no Iro, Mizu no Iro] [Spotlight]
[Temptation Countdown] [Temptation Countdown Continued] [Tokyo Private Police] [Tragic Silence] [Venus 5] [Yakin Byoutou]

Ai Shimai


























Ai Shimai: Taketo has spent his life in the shadow of his father, Nogawa. A successful business man and the president of his own company, Nogawa is also a notorious collector of female attention.
Taketo tries to follow in his father's footsteps. One of his first sexual interests was Yumi, a girl who rejected Taketo for being just a boy. She was promptly hired by his father as a "private secretary".
Once again, Nogawa outdid his son, leaving Taketo with a bruised ego.
Several years later, Taketo is still on the prowl, competing with his father in a game they've made of sex. Their latest duel involves a small family that Nogawa and Taketo attempt to blackmail.
While driving, Yukie is involved in an traffic accident. Taketo sues her for the damages, but being a middle-class housewife, Yukie cannot pay.
Taketo agrees that he'll ignore the financial debt if Yukie pays with sexual favors instead. With her husband away on a business trip, Yukie agrees.
Unbeknownst to Yukie, her step-daughter Rumi is also blackmailed into the debt, as is her younger sister Tomoko. Rumi is first to attempt to stop Taketo from taking advantage of her mother. She offers herself instead, much to Yukie's dismay.
Though Tomoko doesn't actively seek to help with the debt, Yumi snatches Tomoko up for Nogawa's behalf, explaining Yukie's situation to Tomoko.
Guilty for being the only family member not helping, Tomoko agrees to give herself to Nogawa, and he is once again victorious.
Review: Okay, so the plot makes about as much sense as Buffy's 5th Season, but do you honestly even care? Back-story barely even factors into this anime amid the scenes upon scenes of surprisingly well animated sex.
I dare you nay-sayers to get through Ai Shimai without a wank fest.
It's got everything you could want: milfs, schoolgirls, hot secretary on chick action, and a creepy old man you'll have to repress memories about after it's over.
The design of Ai Shimai has slick OAV quality and the animation is series-grade, which is saying a lot for porn. I'd also like to point out that it's NOT CENSORED. For those of us sick of seeing glowing manrods and fluorescent dripping orifices of mystery, a detailed wang is a godsend.
Blasphemy aside, I only have two quarrels with Ai Shimai.
First, and most obviously, the dub is crap and a half. Why is it English girls can't properly sound like they're being reamed by a tennis racket? This should be a compulsory voice acting class.
Racket Penetration 101.
My second critique is about the music- sad piano solos do NOT make a sexy atmosphere. I was actually periodically distracted from the boobies by this sappy score.
I realize Rumi's sacrificing her sexy virgin body and all that usual fodder, but the minute sex starts, so does the emo-fest Ai Shimai calls a soundtrack.
My advise is to just mute this altogether- now that I've told you why the girls are generally wet, wild and willing, just sit back and enjoy The Panty Trick.
Rates: 3/5
Tapes: Several episodes with progressive plot on each.


Akiba Kei Kanojo





































Akiba Girls: Shindo Nikita is a self-proclaimed Akihabara fanatic; he takes a weekly trip down to the prefecture to buy erotic games. These naughty characters are his only sexual experience until he decides to join the Obscure Trivia Research Club [notoriously the geekiest after school activity].
When he shows up to enroll in the club, he catches a girl in the middle of getting dressed. Although Nikita is extremely embarrassed, the girl introduces herself as Tamaye Akiyoshi, a fellow member, and explains she was trying on her cosplay outfit for an upcoming convention.
While the two wait for the club president, Tamaye notices Nikita is nervous being alone with a girl, and decides to put his anxieties to rest by seducing him.
Confused by what just happened, but generally pleased, Nikita agrees to attend the convention with Tamaye and the president.
Strangely enough, good luck can be a little too good when during his usual trip to Akiba Nikita meets Ren, a girl he's had a crush on for some time, who asks him for a tour of the Geek Mecca. Bewildered and delighted by his good fortune Nikita continues to entertain Ren, and they agree to meet again for another date. No sooner has she walked away then the terrible thought strikes him; the convention is on the same day!
Wanting to have his cake and eat it too, Nikita invites Ren to the convention, another addition to the ever-growing group of women interested in blowing his job; Tamaye, and with increasing levels of obviousness, his sister Mei.
By a random whimsy of fate Nikita is fortunate enough to walk in on another girl in the middle of disrobing in a room filled with action figures behind an unlocked door, and as luck would have it, it's his favourite erotic game voice actress looking to 'practice her acting' with him!
Though Ren assures him she's still interested in him despite his odd interests and meddling sister, Nikita is puzzled by Mei's newfound jealousy. Turning to the only other woman he knows Nikita asks his older sister for advice. She laughs at him, attempts to have mad drunken sex with him for money, and reveals to him the plain fact that Mei wants him more than a prostitute wants blow.
Overwhelmed by the sheer number of ladies suddenly knocking at his door, Nikita rushes home to console Mei and confess his creepy Brother Love for her, and the two get down to some serious sibling rivalry involving butt-licking.
Deeply in love, by all logic incapacitated by the frequency of his lovemaking, and yet wanting more Nikita allows himself to be dragged into a romp with his recent date Ren. Tired, satisfied, and filled with shame he creeps home... only to have a spurned and vicious incestuous woman waiting to beat him about the face and eyes in retribution.
Review: Fantastic design, great animation [despite how detailed everything is], and consensual, varied, costumed sex- are the otaku in the audience listening yet?
Yes, this anime is for you. Busty women dolled up in maid outfits practically throw themselves at Nikita, as they find his social awkwardness cute and charming.
Oh yes, penned straight from the geek brain, including jokes about Hit Points, Cure Potions, and many a nod to Akiba-ke culture.
A lot of reviewers have panned Akiba Girls, saying it's stereotypical, the animation is bad, and that the breasts are too large.
Well first of all, cartoon boobs can never be too large, and secondly the quality is better than 90% of hentai out there. I'd like to know where they're finding these fabled collections of Miyazaki-quality hentai featuring geeky boys fulfilling their sexual fantasies at anime conventions.
Is it NO WHERE?
Okay, so if you're looking for something with tentacles and dick girls, maybe you should move along to the fan-favorite fuckfest Bible Black, which everybody seems to love for some inexplicable reason.
As for me, I liked the curvy women, I laughed at the video game jokes, and I related to the highlight of Nikita's week being a new hentai game release. Rates: 3.5/5
Tapes: Several episodes with progressive plot on each.


A Kite




































Note: The version of A Kite Media Blasters released is heavily edited to remove underage sexual content. More of it is preserved in the Director’s Cut, but to get the fully uncensored version you must download or find a VCD of a fan sub.
A Kite: Not many years ago, Sawa’s parents were brutally murdered, leaving her orphaned. That day threw her headlong into independence.
Her foyer into the adult world continued with her adoption by detective Akai, who didn’t simply offer her a home, but gave her the life of both an assassin and a woman.
Akai and his accomplice Kanie arrange vigilante-style murders that are carried out by middle school children. Though they are messy killers, Akai’s position on the police force allows him to dispose of evidence and turn the other cheek at many clues that would otherwise lead to the arrest of his adopted children.
A sadist and a sociopath, Akai manipulates all those around him, finding his pleasure in other people’s ruin. When he notices Sawa beginning a relationship with Oburi, one of his other assassins, Akai takes action against the boy.
He sends him to assassinate a talented FBI agent, which very nearly gets Oburi killed. When Oburi returns with knife in hand and heart on his sleeve, Akai is quick to turn the situation against the boy.
He rapes Sawa in front of Oburi, humiliating him. Once he orders Kanie to dispose of Oburi, Akai commends Sawa on her performance, and reminds her that she’s his best assassin and right hand woman.
Sawa takes the praise, watching Akai’s actions with silent hatred; she has been biding her time, knowing the true irony that lays beneath the mesh of twisted relationships around her.
Both Akai and Kanie are the very people they hunt: murderers and child abusers. Sawa realized long ago that her parents were murdered by Akai himself. He arranged a tragedy just to project himself as a hero: a figure of power that came bearing abuse in Sawa’s younger years.
Despite her fury, Sawa remains calm, leaving Akai’s presence under the pretence of studying for exams. When asked why she doesn’t simply quit school, she argues that she looks better with a pencil in her hand than a gun.
Akai disregards the remark, thinking nothing of Sawa’s strange disposition until the next day, when he finds Kanie dead instead of Oburi. Suspecting the boy of committing the act, he is unafraid as a shadowy figure corners him in the storm drain.
However, it is not the injured and unthreatening Oburi, but Sawa with her deadly aim that confront Akai. She lays down his injustices toward her, and follows them with bullets.
Leaving her gun and relics of the past with Akai’s body, Sawa leaves the scene to join Oburi in their new life.
Meanwhile, Oburi is doing the same- casting off the weapons of his life under Akai. However, before he can join Sawa in atonement and new beginning, the story starts anew, with a young girl ready to kill at a moment’s notice. Her target: Oburi.
Review: Yes, the rumours are true, there is indeed uncensored sex in A Kite-
Settle down, spaz.
Because, honestly if you’re renting solely for a wank fest: don’t. A Kite’s plot WILL have you stopping mid-skim and actually paying attention, even when the characters are FULLY CLOTHED.
This anime packs action into a psychological thriller with flawless design, snappy animation, and a gritty blues score that compliments the plot perfectly.
Though the characters are slightly underdeveloped, I was remarkably empathetic of them after only 45 minutes of this feature’s run time.
I’ll admit Kanie and Akai are essentially the same character; one suave, one creepy and malformed, while Sawa and Oburi are also very similar; but nobody came into this expecting a menagerie of personalities to please all viewers.
They’re assassins, and pretty much only come in two forms:
Psychopathic and insane, or confused and regretful.
I’d like to close by addressing the ending, which many found to be an unwelcome surprise. To them I repeat: they’re ASSASINS.
If you didn’t see it coming, perhaps you should go watch Sailor Moon, where everybody comes back to life in the end.
Rates: 4.5/5
Tapes: Several episodes with progressive plot on each.


Alien from the Darkness

































Alien from the Darkness: On a routine resource investigation mission to the planet Kerun, the female crew of the space ship Muze find an abandoned freighter. It is the cargo ship Zogne, and seems to have been destroyed in battle.
The girls board the Zogne to search for survivors, only to find horrific corpses. The men are warped in death throws, while the women lay dead in pools of gelatin. The only clues to the cause of death are strange bruises on the female corpses' stomachs and a vial of the illegal drug Metrogria.
Alarmed by the strange circumstance, the crew quickly gather the Zogne's sol survivor and retreat to their own ship.
With the Zogne's wreckage destroyed, the Muze crew tend to their rescue victim.
She's identified as Flair, a beautiful young girl with no memories of her time on the Zogne.
Meanwhile, Hikari, the computer tech of the Muze analyzes the Zogne's records in attempts to discover what killed their crew. Unable to decipher the data, she finds herself stumbling across mysteries on her own vessel as well: an entire case of Metrogria has been hidden on the Muze.
Not only are there illegal substances aboard, but the crew have started acting strangely as well. Hikari's friend Annie is the first to die inexplicably, and the other members fall one by one to a strange insanity.
Desperate to find the answer before it's too late, Hikari breaks the Zogne records, and discovers that Flair has been the cause all along: she is not the alluring girl she appears to be, but is truly a grotesque alien.
However, when the remaining crew attempt to fight Flair, they discover their guns have no effect. Scrambling to save herself, Hikari remembers the final piece to the puzzle: Metrogria.
Loading the drug into her gun, she shoots and kills Flair. As the only remaining member of the crew, Hikari ejects her colleagues and sister's corpses into space along with the monster, escaping only with her own life.
Review: "Star date 8008135... My sexy female crewmembers seem to be having a lot of hot lesbian action. I myself have enjoyed a choice strumpet or two. Too bad all this humping keeps getting us killed. I guess the bible was right- you have a little girl on girl action, and you end up dead in a pile of good that was your best friend's face."
Yes, Alien from the Darkness is as contrived as they come, but the art is more than enough to make up for the over-done storyline. It's your classic well drawn women, standard animation, and tentacle monster disguised as a young girl.
In short, a classic.
The crew boasts a personality for all tastes: the butch, the bitch, the airhead, the sexy nurse- and they all get mercilessly tentacled by Flair. That's EXACTLY what we came to see.
Unfortunately the protagonist lacks all the facets that make a good hentai lead. She's boring, annoying, never completely naked, never entirely violated, and owns an irritating ferret named Einstein. No matter how many times that thing gets down her cleavage, she never takes off her top.
It's a real deal breaker.
Hikari is also stunningly dull for the token "nerd". It takes her a painfully long time to discover that Metrogria is the answer. If I weren't so infuriated by her being entirely clothed, I'd laugh at the amount of time she spends wondering WHAT THE MISSING LINK could be.
"Okay, there's this sexy rescue victim... And... What was the other thing we found... Damn. I'm the one who found it- I should know this."
But she eventually figures it out, and ends up alone for eternity with her stupid ass boob rat.
That critter scored more with Hikari than the hentacle monster, and when it comes to hentai, that's just plain sad.
Rates: 2/5
Tapes: One Movie.


Beat Angel Escalayer



















































Beat Angel Escalayer: Since childhood, Kohei has harbored a crush on his best friend, Sayuka. However, several years ago she moved away, and on the day of her departure, Kohei wrote a note full of his feelings and sadness at their parting.
But he lost his nerve, and never gave her the letter.
A few years later, Kohei is a typical teenage boy with a not-so-typical sex life; he has his pick between coed students and teachers alike.
One day, while pleasuring one of his sexier professors on the school’s roof, he sees a magical girl fly past. After glancing at her face, all he can think of is his old friend, Sayuka.
Overcome with the notion of seeing her again, but unable to speak to her in person, Kohei follows Sayuka home and peeps in her windows. What he sees surprises and thrills him: Sayuka lives with a younger girl named Madoka, who tends to Sayuka’s every pleasure.
Just as Kohei is getting an eyeful of girl on girl goodness, Madoka exclaims that her ministrations aren’t working, and clearly Kohei must help out.
Much to his embarrassment, Kohei is brought into the house and Madoka, in her robotic monotone, explains that Sayuka needs sexual stimulation in order to charge the Doki-Doki Dynamo (DDD), which is a powerful item installed in her chest which allows her to harness the power of love to become the Escalayer and protect Earth from aliens.
Kohei is understandably skeptical.
But he doesn’t need much convincing to sleep with Sayuka, and happily obliges.
Though Sayuka has no memory of Kohei, only a little attention from him gets her fully charged, and she’s able to fight.
But the Aliens aren’t so easily defeated; the commanders of the fleet find Sayuka’s identity, and intend to steal the DDD for their own Escalayer clone. In order to do this, they distract Kohei by sending their sexiest female commander, Lady Mistrane, down to Earth.
She poses as Kohei’s sensei, Ryoko-san, and seduces him while Sayuka is in mid-peril.
With her DDD uncharged and Koehi nowhere in site, the Escalayer clone, Haruka is able to take full advantage of Sayuka.
Haruka pleasures the other Escalayer, and just at her peak, Haruka rips the Doki-Doki Dynamo from Sayuka’s chest.
Madoka collects Sayuka’s body and heals her. She finally manages to contact Kohei, who rushes to Sayuka’s side. He asks if there’s anything they can do to protect Earth, and Madoka admits there’s a beta version of the DDD, but it’s highly unstable.
Hurt by Kohei’s lack of support and feeling sorry for herself after being at Haruka’s mercy, Sayuka rashly accepts the beta DDD.
But Kohei is scared for Sayuka’s life, and flees, leaving Sayuka and Madoka to attempt to charge it themselves.
Meanwhile, Haruka returns to the mother ship, where she basks in the power of the Doki-Doki Dynamo by forcing sex on Lady Mistrane and with the excess of energy, destroying the upper echelon of men that created her and tried to control her. Horrified by the spectacle made of her by Haruka, Lady Mistrane returns to earth, shamefaced.
While wandering the streets, thinking about his position, Kohei runs into the returning Lady Mistrane, whom he still knows as Ryoko-sensi. Her plight of humiliation and powerlessness makes him realize that he should be at his loved one’s side, and after comforting Ryoko, Kohei returns to Sayuka.
Kohei admits his feelings to Sayuka, and with a single kiss, the new DDD is charged with love, and Sayuka is able to easily defeat Haruka, who’s DDD is solely charged with lust.
Review: Well well well, a hentai that has a tangible plot, great design, and fantastic animation, as well as countless steamy sex scenes?
Beat Angel Escalayer is a must-have for any ecchi out there.
The only downside I can fathom is the sheer girlishness of the plot (yes, she transforms in a blinding pink aura, and yes, she attacks using a ribbon), so while you may not want to exhibit this one to your buddies, you can still whack to it in peace and privacy.
What really made Escalayer fantastic was the variety of excellent sex; the initial scenes when Sayuka has to rely on Madoka result in spicy lesbian fantasies. Introducing Kohei first leads to some cute, awkward first-time type sex, then some steamy lover's passion.
And for good measure, Haruka takes full advantage of her magical wang and madly molests all ladies that cross her path- though, to be fair, they generally enjoy it.
But by far the hottest scene takes place between Kohei and his teacher, Ryoko. It's the World’s #1 Fantasy; a gorgeous older woman teaching a horny young boy by using her body as the classroom and oral sex as the cane.
And then the Grand Finalé, Kohei, Sayuka, and Madoka, piggy pile- save the world style.
Not only are the x-rated scenes glorious in their full animation, but they’re frequent enough, and the plot is captivating enough, that I never felt the need to “skip the filler” as so many other hentai flicks have me doing.
Honestly, I haven’t one critique. If it isn’t already, add Beat Angel Escalayer to your hentai list.
Rates: 4.5/5
Tapes: Three Episode OAV.


Bible Black









































































Note: Bible Black OAV, the original six episodes, was released one at a time in Japan. “Origins”, the two-episode prequel, was made available to the public between episodes four and five. However, it is not required to understand the plot of the Bible Black OAV.
Bible Black: Gaiden/Origins: Reika Kitami transferred to a new school where she immediately perks the interest of Kozono Nami, student council president.
Little does Reika know that Nami is a very spoiled girl who molests the other female students and thrives on dominating them sexually and mentally.
She harasses those who don't submit to her proposals by abusing her power as president.
In particular, Nami hates the Witchcraft club. She sends one of her partners, Junko, to go to tell Hiroko Takashiro, leader of the club, that they can't meet in the school.
However, the magic Hiroko and her friends practice isn't just for show; upon finding an old Spell Book they discover they're able to perform real spells with tangible effects. As vengeance, they cast a spell on Junko, causing her to masturbate in front of the entire school at assembly.
Next they take their ire out on Nami by making her fall in love with a very ugly man. Once the entire school has seen them together, and he's done all he can to Nami, Hiroko breaks the spell.
Horrified by what she's done, Nami takes her frustration and anger out on Reika, who she forces herself on. Much to Nami's surprise, Reika fights back, and rejects her.
Shortly after this, Nami begs to join the Witchcraft Club, and after she's admitted, learns all she can.
At their first official meeting, the witches try to summon a small demon by sacrificing a dog.
The daemon appears as they planned, but they cannot control him, and he horribly rapes Hiroko. She survives, but is hospitalized.
Though most of the girls are terrified by the scene they witnessed, Nami is spurred on, wanting to release the full power of the Spell Book by sacrificing a human and summoning the Devil himself.
The other girls agree, mainly out of fear, and on the night of Walpurgis Nami captures Reika and slaughters her.
However, because Nami left her alone with the men used to capture her, Reika is no longer a virgin, and the spell doesn't work.
Completely losing her mind, Nami kills the other witches, and Satan's voice can be heard.
Just as Nami feels she's going to attain power, Reika musters her last ounce of strength and stabs her.
Satan speaks to Reika, asking if she wants to live. Reika agrees, and her soul is bound with a devil's, forever eradicating the sweet girl Reika Kitami used to be.

OAV: Twelve years later, Reika Kitami has become the school doctor, and Hiroko Takashiro is a fellow teacher.
The two teachers recognize tell-tale signs in the school populace indicating the Spell Book has been found again.
Minase Taki was a normal young man with a crush on the most popular girl in his class, school council and honor roll student, Rika Shiraki.
While looking for a room, he accidentally ends up in the school's basement, where he finds an altar and remnants of a Satanic ritual. Minase is frightened, but despite his panic, finds a secret chamber where a book is concealed. He takes the book and flees.
Thinking of nothing more than getting his crush to like him back, Minase uses a love spell from The Book on Rika.
It works to the point that she becomes obsessed with him, and wants nothing more than to make love to Minase repeatedly.
Minase's best friend, Imari Kurumi, begins to notice her childhood sweetheart's odd behavior, and is quick to become jealous once she finds he's been neglecting her to pursue Rika.
Though Minase feels sorry for treating Imari so badly, a dark force is gripping his mind, and despite sensing her ill will, he accepts Reika’s proposal to show him the true power of the Spell Book.
With the tome back in her hands, Reika redoubles her search for a proper virginal sacrifice; she has been sampling the girls of the school, using her demon member, for quite some time, but has been at a loss to find somebody pure enough.
After recruiting the current magic club, a group of girls who are keen on learning the secrets of the Spell Book, Reika performs several sexual rituals in preparation for the night of Walpurgis.
On that night the demon in her body will need a new host, and through Minase, Reika finds Imari, whom she captures.
This time Reika assures that the sacrifice’s virginity remains intact.
On Walpurgis eve, Minase begins to have remorse for his actions and wants nothing more than to save Imari. Having witnessed Reika’s debauchery, Hiroko offers to help Minase and translates a sealing spell for him.
In the middle of the ritual, Minase infiltrates the coven and casts his spell, causing Reika to die.
Happy that everything will return to normal, Minase and Imari consummate their relationship, and everybody falls back into their regular school life.
But Minase’s spell didn’t have the effect he intended; Reika and Imari had already switched bodies, and wearing the face of an innocent young girl, the demon lives on.
Review: Oh, Bible Black, what a mixed bag of nausea and arousal. As far as hentai goes, Bible Black runs the gamut of bad animation to good, hot sex to horrifying, and cogent plot to complete absurd jackassery.
Of course, this can only mean one thing: it’s based on a video game, so it gets points for trying.
Initially, the designs aren’t too bad; the girls are quite cute, and the men are easy on the eyes too. Unfortunately about half way through Amanda Lepore must have joined the design team, because all the women turned into anorexic Barbies with horrifying boney ribcages and over-defined chest bones, their obvious emaciation only slightly concealed by giant breasts and copious asses.
The plot was also a cause for hesitation (read: “should I start masturbating yet?”). It had a really weird dispersion of sex scenes vs. story scenes.
At some points it was mainly sex with only a few words in between sordid encounters (this, in my opinion, is what a hentai should be. Otherwise, it’s just erotica, and if I wanted to watch that, I’d rent something great, like A Kite). At other times there were such long stretches of explanation of rituals and back-story that I actually lost interest.
The plot is good FOR a hentai, but it’s by no means GOOD.
Bible Black’s singular saving grace is the number of loving (or, at least, enthusiastic) sex scenes. Granted, the girls are drugged or enraptured by spells, but this is hentai, and you have to take what you can get (unless, of course, you enjoy girls being horribly violated by tentacles and dogs… Or dogs with tentacles… Or tentacles with dogs in their mouths so when they bark they shoot dogs at you… Wait-what.)
Finally, I leave you with a warning. No, nothing about the nudity, violence, sacrifice, or debaucherous sex (hey, if you’re here, odds are you WANT to see all that). My words of caution are about the Witch’s sacrificial chant, said in broken English “Jesus, Jesus, Nester Jesus”; it’s repeated ad nauseum through the whole show, it gets increasingly more garbled by the Japanese voice actors, and it WILL get stuck in your head… For Days.
I can’t concentrate on the boobies with Jesus Jesus Nester Jesus all up in my business.
Rates: 1.5/5
Tapes: Series with progressive plot on each.



Bible Black, New Testament




















Bible Black, New Testament: Years after the original Walpurgis night, Imari's memories have been sealed away in herself along with the soul of Kitami.
She was only left with residual psychic powers, which Imari uses to aid her investigation of cases for the Tokken, a special detective team for which she works.
But when a strange case of lovers dying mid-coitous (with the women perishing without injury yet the men burned to a crisp) her past starts to come back.
When she's taken hostage in a bank robbery, Kitami's soul suddenly awakens, and with her demon strength, she dispatches the robbers and takes what they were after: the Lance of Longinus.
Along with Saki, the two women restart the Witchcraft Club, this time sacrificing Imari's partner's virginity with the Lance of Longinus in order to summon the devil.
Review: With an upgrade in animation comes an upgrade in horror. S&M is now the boring fare of mom and dad's Date Night, and certainly isn't fit for want-to-be witches. To join this coven you have to be willing to take five liters of water up your ass.
Succinctly said: New Testament is completely devoid of normal sex.
If a girl isn't getting raped with a gun, or violated by upwards of six people, then odds are she's got a secret penis.
I'd like to know which focus group got polled; "what do you think the original series was lacking? Do you feel there were enough dickgirls?"
Apparently, "NO", said the demographic.
The plot, if anybody is even trying to pay attention at this point, was even more muddled than the first. There isn't even a protagonist this time; Minase is hardly in it, and though Imari at least gets to see a little action, is more of a cameo-character than anything else.
It's an absolutely horrible mix of terrible sex scenes (and I mean this on a personal level, as they were well animated, but I'm squicked by a girl getting reamed by a spear) and long drawn out plot segments (which are so full of witch-craftian words and badly pronounced pseudo-Christianity that it's nearly indecipherable).
I could have given this a better rating based on animation, but around episode three, it's as if the entire team quit and they were forced to just STOP ANIMATING.
And what's porn without bouncing boobies?
Rates: 0.5/5
Tapes: Series with progressive plot on each.


Blood Shadow





























Blood Shadow: As a child, Rekka was found terribly injured, suffering from amnesia, and wandering through the forest. Tsukikage, one of several female warriors of the demon fighting team, Crimson Lotus, took Rekka under her wing and trained him. Together they protected their village, but the demons soon became too numerous.
During a night mission, Rekka and Tsukikage are vastly outnumbered, and are forced to split up.
Terribly wounded, Tsukikage stays behind to fight the demons, sending Rekka home to the remainder of the Crimson Lotus, whom he must now lead into battle.
While hunting monsters responsible for kidnapping multitudes of young women, Rekka witnesses one girl who has the ability to transform into a demon at will, but otherwise has a sweet disposition. She introduces herself as Haruka, and is quickly taken with (and by) Rekka.
As Rekka and his team continue to find more demon covens, they start running into two rival factions of demon hunters. The all-woman ninja team, the Kagemai, and the all-men warriors, the Black Steel.
Though the Kagemai, lead by the fearsome Kureha, initially scoffs at the Crimson Lotus, they join forces when it becomes apparent that the Black Steel are not just hunting demons, but capturing them in order to perform horrendous crossbreeding tests.
At first, Rekka’s attempts to breech the Black Steel’s base are unsuccessful, as he’s massively outnumbered and outmaneuvered by them. However, Akagane, a soldier of the Black Steel offers to help the Crimson Lotus, as he despises the ruthless testing that his master, Lord Yasha, is doing on demons and humans alike.
Though Akagane sacrifices himself for victory, Rekka and Haruka’s combined power is enough to thwart Lord Yasha, and put an end to his heinous crimes against nature.
Review: As the gamut of hentai goes, Blood Shadow wasn’t all that bad. The art and animation were good, the plot was coherent, and though the characters had about as much personality as a saltine cracker, none of them were outright annoying.
The one thing that plagues me about this series was the type of hentai it tried to be. The sex comes in two forms; mild, somewhat loving or casual sex between the demon hunters (all very normal and vanilla), and crazy demon sex where women explode and gruesome monsters get their groove thing on in epic penile proportions.
Who is this AIMED at?! Sure, I guess the people after Monster!Sex could just fast forward over the “boring human sex where people don’t die and actually have a good time”, but that just seems like such a small niche.
Demographics aside, my only other complaint was the design of the women, or more specifically, their ever-changing hair color.
At first, I was impressed by the overall design of the three main characters, but as more women joined the team, and their hair, at one point or another, turned black, it became nearly impossible to tell them apart. Not that it destroyed my enjoyment of seeing them get banged by Rekka- it was just an anemone of minor irritation in the vast sea of sheer horror I felt after seeing a fifty foot demon woman use a live man as a dildo.
Rates: 2.5/5
Tapes: One Movie.


Body Transfer








































Body Transfer: An ancient artifact leads the archeology club to switch bodies with each other. Its power also manifests in an expansive void that traps the students in the school.
Kenichi, the sole male member of the club, finds himself trapped in his friend, Yoshini's body.
At first he's curious, and a little embarrassed that he has to do things like use the bathroom with a female anatomy.
But soon he and the others, find themselves overwhelmed with sexual desire.
Fellow club member, Sakajou, has always been very meek, and unable to reveal her feelings for Kenichi. But now that she's jumping between the bodies of her female cohorts, she takes advantage of the hormonally-driven encounters to confess her love.
But Kenichi is resistant, and resents the fact Sakajou would use other people to get to him, particularly the body of Miho, whom he loves.
After several confusing encounters, with Kenichi never being sure who he's really being seduced by, he finds Miho back in her original body.
She's completely horrified at all the carnal acts she was made to do, and jumps into the void.
Overcome with his feelings for her, Kenichi follows her, and insists that he loves her, even after all that's happened.
With their emotions out in the open, the void dissipates, and the artifact becomes dormant once more.
Review: Expect to be confused. Not only are these characters introduced WHILE they're in the process of switching bodies, but they've got such unremarkable personalities that it's a constant battle to tell who's who in who's body.
But seriously, WHO cares?
Body Switch is literally CONSTANT sex (it's only by the magic of anime wangs that Kenichi wasn't shooting air by the end).
If you're looking for a hot romp without awkward dialog or kinks that make you queasy, here it is.
Kenichi gets a taste of nearly every girl, as well as having his body used BY a girl, and just to make it diverse, the ladies eat nearly as much box as Kenichi does.
And by the grace of god, these are GOOD lesbian scenes- accurate, hot, involving lots of scissoring, and -like everything else in this anime- VERY well animated.
They must have worked on the boob physics for MONTHS.
But Body Transfer isn't without a few flaws, which I will address solely for the love of ranting.
Firstly, the whole thing starts off with an ELABORATE peeing scene, wherein Kenichi (in a girl's body) has an orgasmic time taking a piss.
To all the guys reading this, note: no, girls are not constantly elbow-deep in self love every time they tinkle.
Okay, so the rampant masturbation that happens throughout this is understandable (oh come on! This is the FIRST thing you'd try after suddenly waking up as the opposite gender) but what is with their SURPRISE?
Every time a gender switch happens, it's all “oh my god, I can't believe s/he has this in his/her pants!”
Yes, kids. Boys have penises, and girls have vaginas. Does Japan not have sex ed? I can understand that these are all virginal highschool kids, but SERIOUSLY, it's called THE INTERNET.
Oh, and speaking of the virginity question- YES they show deflowering, and YES, it's a bit graphic. Luckily they don't dwell on it, but eurugn. It would have been ~tasteful~ to leave it up to our imaginations.
Finally, the last nitpick- the music. Nobody expects great things from porn sound tracks, particularly not hentai, but what the SHIT was with the Adam's Family-esque music through this whole thing? It's only the fact that the rest of it was SO HOT that saved this from being comedic.
So, in summary, for those who skip to the end of my BS: yes, do it, go buy this now, and pick up some lube on the way, because Body Transfer will be the GEM of your vanilla spankbank.
Rates: 4/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Campus





































Campus: Takakage Takasaka was orphaned at a young age when his parents were killed in a fatal car crash. His father's dying wish was for Takakage to take care of his younger sister, Ayame- a responsibility he's always taken very seriously.
But despite being a normal college student in all other respects, Takakage has been having strange dreams about his past life. In the Sengoku Era, a time dominated by war, he lived as a samurai named Genshiro. About to leave for the battlefront, Genshiro proposed to his long-time lover, Ayame.
After awakening from the dream several times, Takakage finds it increasingly difficult to be skeptical, particularly when his friend Mayumi offers to read his and his sister's fortunes, with eerie results.
Ayame has also been having night-time visions of Genshiro and her namesake. However, feeling ashamed about the sexual nature of her dreams, Ayame keeps them a secret.
Meanwhile, during a visit to an isolated shrine, Takakage meets a young priestess named Maiko. She resembles the woman in his dream so closely, that he immediately falls in love with her.
Also harboring memories of the past, Maiko accepts Takakage's feelings, and the two start dating.
With a growing passion for her brother, Ayame becomes jealous of the two. She retreats into her dream world, but the ancient story takes a dark turn; Genshiro returned from battle, mortally wounded. Horrified at the thought of her fiance dying, the past Ayame tried to cast an immortality spell on him, but hit herself instead.
At that time, her soul split in two- one part living on as Maiko, and the other being reborn as the present day Ayame.
With the unnatural duality, both Ayame and Maiko can't go on living, and in a ceremony to try and end her immortality, Maiko perishes.
Takakage is deeply saddened by her sudden death, but finds comfort when Ayame finally reveals her half of the story.
With their destiny finally revealed, Ayame and Takakage keep their age-old promise, and wed.
Review: You don't have to be Freud to interpret those dreams.
I especially liked Genshiro's sudden “marriage proposal” before he heads off to die. OF COURSE this isn't an elaborate ploy to get into your pants, honey. Now give me some of that sweet priestess pie before I go get slaughtered.
Judging by his stylish Naruto headband, he's from the Hidden Village of Lies.
Unfortunately, the animation is just as shit as the plot; characters jerk around, barely animate, and at one point, lose the entire lower half of their bodies.
Maybe that explains terribly inappropriate, mid-coitus line: “I can't feel my legs”.
I would praise Campus for its varied and copious sex scenes- but piling more shit atop an already mighty pile doesn't make the situation much better. Another classic line includes (as Ayame loses her virginity) “it feels a little weird”.
Hmmm.
Not the words I would have chosen to describe being deflowered, but hay, maybe the pain was masked by her incestuous neurosis.
The sound FX -which were so bad they actually deserve mention- were chosen by the same people who think being dickered for the first time tickles.
SQUISH yelp SQUISH slam CRACK creak. These are not the sounds of sweet love making, they are the sounds of tripping over the dog and falling into a pile of compost.
But, that said, I'll end on a high note: Campus has some pretty keen designs (when they're on-model), and 20% of the time the animation pulls itself out of the sea of suckage and for one glorious moment, becomes passable enough to be erotic.
So if you're really in a pinch for new hentai in the cold lonely watches of the night, you may as well resign yourself to this, because honestly, it could have been worse.
Rates: 2.5/5
Tapes: One Movie.


Classroom of Atonement





























Classroom of Atonement: Nanase Hiramatsu's father has been arrested under suspicion of murdering his high school friend.
While she's shaken by the accusation, Nanase is unprepared for the reaction from students at her school. A group of boys attack her, claiming she must atone for the sin her family has committed.
Ohbari, the lead boy of the gang, wants revenge on Mr. Hiramatsu through his daughter. Though he uses the murder as an excuse to rile up the other students, his real reason for vengeance is his mother's rape; years ago Mr. Hiramatsu took advantage of Ohbari's mother, and fathered him, but was never charged or took responsibility.
Doubting that anybody would believe her, Nanase is raped repeatedly by the boys. The few times she attempts to fight back or seek help, they subdue her by bringing in her friends and violating them as well.
Just as Nanase believes her life can't get any worse, a newspaper detailing her “atonement” starts to circulate around the school. The accounts of her attacks are graphically described for all to read.
Feeling lost and helpless, Nanase is quick to open her heart to her old friend Masami. He tells her he loves her, and wants to be with her. Nanase is happy to finally have a ray of hope in her life- but it's soon snuffed out when she finds a journal in Masami's home- it has the exact columns from the Atonement Newspaper, as well as some new material.
Heartbroken, Nanase demands to know why Masami would write these things. Masami is quick to drop his nice guy facade and reveals that the man Mr. Hiramatsu murdered was his father, and though he couldn't bring himself to rape her personally, he encouraged Ohbari and the others to do so. Horrified, Nanase rushes to Ohbari's house and calls him out on being her half-brother, and having the same “tainted” blood he had belittled her for so many times.
Ohbari becomes enraged and attacks, her but Nanase is desperate and has nothing to lose. In the end, she strangles Ohbari to death.
Overcome with a mania of power, Nanase sets out to dispatch all those who wronged her.
Review: What's worse- fantasy rape scenes where the girls end up enjoying it, or realistic ones where they scream and cry and have their lives ruined?
Well you no longer have to choose how to make your Friday night more uncomfortable, because Classroom of Atonement combines the two!
For the price of one shoddily constructed and hurriedly animated OAV, you get both Nanase enjoying being gang banged, and random girls sobbing while getting reamed.
The plot itself is fucked up, and it's as if they spent all the cash they saved having interns draw the characters thinking up ways to make it just a bit more crazy.
90% of the people attacked are totally nonchalant about rape. They don't report it, they don't tell anybody, and having your friend get raped with you makes your friendship EVEN STRONGER.
I'll add that to the couple's counseling To DO list: talk about your feelings, find mutual interests, get raped together.
They also seem to think that the viewers are going to be too busy wanking to the tree trunk cocks and tinfoil vaginas to pay attention to the plot, because “YOUR FATHER IS A MURDERER” makes up at least half the dialog.
And all this is tied together with a fantastic soundtrack of free-form jazz. I especially liked Saxophone and Screaming Number 4.
Boop beedloop boop AHHHH, dodeelodoo, AHHH.
Rates: 0.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Cool Devices





























































































Cool Devices:
    Curious Fruit
    By Mon-Mon
    While out with her friends, Ai sees two exhibitionists, shamelessly touching each other in a crowded restaurant. Enchanted by them, Ai follows the couple, and is inducted to their underground world of S&M.
    The next time her friends see her, Ai is the woman unashamed to bare all and be fondled in public.

    Sacred Girl
    By Hiroyuki Utatane
    Two wealthy orphans live alone in a mansion they inherited after their parents' untimely demise.
    The older of the two puts on all-night sex parties, which he video tapes to satisfy his voyeuristic passion, which all stems from the sexual frustration he feels toward his sister.

    Lover Doll
    By Protonsaurus
    Scenario 1: Two slaves, dressed as a bunny and a cat respectively, find pleasure in each other, until their master comes home, displeased with their hedonistic act. He forces them to make sexual amends.
    Scenario 2: A swim-team student is visited by her lover that has a fetish for cutting off her bathing suit in stages before pleasuring her.
    Scenario 3: An anal retentive student is helped with her constipation by her classmate.

    Kirei
    By Unknown
    Kirei and Rui go on a beach vacation in the tropics. They wander to a part of undeveloped beach, where a band of local rapists capture them. The leader gives Rui an aphrodisiac and uses her until he tires of her, then does the same to Kirei.
    After a girl has shown him "everything that's beautiful in her", she's thrown in a pit, making room for the next woman.

    Seek (part 1 & 2)
    By Pill
    Marino Ohkura is an innocent virgin, which brings her to the attention of two masochistic dominators.
    The female dominatrix, Saki, was trained under her current master's father, and still misses him dearly.
    This which leads her to be particularly cruel to the girls she enslaves. However, they reap their vengeance by turning the tables, and putting Saki at the mercy of sadistic hands.

    Yellow Star
    By Touboku Akutagawa
    Ayana's mother, Reiko remarries to a hard-boiled detective named Fujisawa. However, under Fujisawa's authoritative exterior lurks a sexual delinquent.
    He traffics a potent aphrodisiac called Yellow Star, which he not only sells to drug lords for redistribution, but plans to use on his step-daughter.
    Though she's inexperienced, Ayana isn't completely innocent. She promises to sleep with her long-time boyfriend, Kohei, but keeps backing out at the last minute.
    But before she can finally be pushed into keeping her word, Fujisawa slips Ayana Yellow Star, and she falls under his sexual control. At first, the two of them silently meet while Ayana's mother is away.
    But soon Fujisawa's minions want a piece of the action, and he lets them have their way with his step-daughter.
    Enraged, Ayana waits until her strength returns, and shoots Fujisawa.
    She thinks her ordeal is over, but before she can run safely home to Kohei, she's kidnapped by Fujisawa's minions, who keep her high on Yellow Star, and turn Ayana into their slave.

    Slave Fighter Maya
    By Konodonto
    Maya is abducted from Earth and transported to a strange world where she's sold into slavery. But in her master's castle she finds a sword that reacts to her and she's able to summon the power of a Druid Warrior, and smite evil.
    Unfortunately, she's recaptured, but rumors of her awakening have reached a group of lawful nobles called The Republic, who come to save her from the evil penis-growing machinations of her diabolical tormenters.

    Binding
    By Persian Soft
    Hoshino Masaki is a writer for a well known journal. While riding on a train to find his next story, he falls asleep and has intimate dreams about a girl he doesn't know. When he awakes, he catches a glimpse of a thief stealing his bag, and runs after her.
    However, and earthquake hits, and Masaki is forced to simply wait for the next train. After a time, a girl tells him it won't come because the tracks have been covered in rubble from the quake. She kindly invites him to stay with her family. She introduces herself as Miyuki, and Masaki recognizes her from his dream.
    After living in the house for a couple of nights, Masaki finds that all the women that live there are slaves to their "mother", a woman who collected the girls to be her personal playthings.
    She set up Masaki's robbery to lure him into being her newest conquest.
    Luckily, another earthquake hits, and Masaki is able to escape with Miyuki.

    Fallen Angel Rina
    By Mon Mon
    Rina Yuki is known as the virgin teen idol singer. She's manipulated by organized crime by the debts of her dying father.
    In Rina's mind, she's made to do despicable public sexual acts, but in reality, she's simply gone insane due to the pressure of saving her family name and the responsibility of her father's money losses.

Review: Cool Devices is one of those series that nearly every anime fan (that can stand seeing a few jiggling boobs) has heard of. The internet is speckled with clips, animated gifs, and screen caps of various debaucherous scenes.
But don’t be fooled by the tame two minute AVIs of mild sex; Cool Devices is a 7 out of 10 on the depravity scale, and that’s only low because it doesn’t involve necrophilia- though, disturbingly enough, it covers every other base. Yes, even bestiality.
Unfortunately for those of us trying to have a good wank to this series, many of the sexiest scenes are interspersed with hardcore rape, bondage, and humiliation.
The graphicness (and, admittedly, terrible, terrible creativity –being whipped and cut by roses comes to mind) varies from episode to episode, as does the quality of animation.
“Coincidentally”, the most depraved segments tend to be the lowest budget.
Since each episode is done by a different studio, there’s a big difference in drawing style, though for hentai, they’re generally well done.
But by far, Yellow Star (by famed director of A Kite, Touboku Akutagawa) is the diamond in this rough sex romp. It’s an amazingly animated, captivating story, thankfully free of people peeing on each other, or dogs spelunking on underage girls.
As a whole, Cool Devices appeals to everybody and nobody; it’s both arousing and terrifying (as any good pornography is).
It’s up to you if you want to sort out the keepers from the gratuitously graphic, or just go with the flow and accept that after watching you won’t be able to look your lover in the eyes for days (or in the case of bachelors, have a proper wank without traumatic flashbacks for the multiple enema scenes).
So grab your meat, and get ready for a magical evening of nearly reaching orgasm before cowering in a corner with your eyes covered, hoping to god That Image won’t be the one to stay with you in the dark watches of the night.
Rates: 2.5/5
Tapes: Several episodes with different missions on each.


Darling






















Note: Based on the hentai video game, Darling.
Darling: Jun Kitano and Miyuki are newlyweds, beginning their life together as most couples do; with an x-rated honeymoon.
But the sex doesn’t stop after the first night of wedded bliss: Jun is an erotic manga artist, desperately looking for work. His job-searching falls, quite literally, into his lap when Miss Mifuji, an executive from a publishing company, proposes that Jun draw a hentai anthology.
There’s only one stipulation: he must complete it within a month.
Jun is skeptical at this inhuman timeline, but Miss Mifuji’s admission that she’ll be made into her bosses’ sex slave if she fails to find an artist is incentive enough to make Jun accept the job.
In order to complete the project, Jun unleashes his super power: hyper erection mode. With Miyuki’s help, Jun gets aroused and draws feverishly, completing whole chapters within a day.
Dressing up Miyuki in costumes serves as Jun’s inspiration, and he pens six short stories, each with a different flavor, a unique kink, and the female lead in a new, sexy outfit.
Review: I must admit, my initial impression of Darling was pretty bad. Yes, yes, the hot naked chicks are fine, but Miyuki's hair is OUT of CONTROL- don't touch the electrical socket, retard.
For a hentai, the first sex scene is also pretty unimpressive, and features the magical GLOWING G SPOT we all know and hate.
After bracing myself for disappointment, the only place Darling had to go was up (wang pun intended, haw!), and, surprisingly, up it went.
The greatness started when they introduced Hyper Erection Mode. WTF at it all you want, but Jun has the best job ever! He draws, he orders his girlfriend to wear hot outfits for "inspiration", watches sci-fi between furious sex, and gets into threesomes (repeatedly!).
Once you get past that this is, in part, a parody, it's pretty damn hot… Well- except for the trumpet sex. Call me old fashioned, but before seeing Darling, a chick playing instruments with her cooch didn't occur to me as a kink.
It really is a weird mix of hilarity, horn-dogness, and difficulty keeping aroused while laughing uproariously.
Some choice slogans, as shouted by Jun (usually during a close up of his boner-tent): PORN IS THE SPIRIT OF MAN, A porn manga artist never lies, and, my favorite, "let me examine the durability of the underwear". That has to go on a T-shirt, complete with shiny boobs.
And speaking of the jumblies, the boob animation is just- WOW. You know what they say: draw what you love, but that jiggle is more than just anti-gravity, it's SENTIENT.
But when all is said, done, and we’re enjoying the obligatory cigarette, Darling does the job. It's hot, it's entertaining, it has enough kinks to placate the perviest otaku, and I'll be damned if I didn't actually enjoy the plot.
Rates: 3/5
Tapes: One Movie.


Dragon Pink


















Dragon Pink: Based in an erotic RPG, the characters Santa, Pierce, Bobo and Pink must take on quests to gain money and expertise. Santa is the main sword-wielding hero who’s rather greedy when it comes to the loot he’ll gain after a fight. His cat slave Pink isn’t well treated at all; she is made to pull the team’s cart, wash dishes, and is frequently used as bait for monsters. The other party members are Pierce, a magic using elf, and Bobo, a barbarian. For three episodes, the party quests for rewards by destroying monsters, finding sacred jewels, or simply saving a plethora of naked townspeople.
Review: This anime was actually amusing. The parody is based on the Dragon Quest video game series, but with a sexual twist. For example, the party finds a fairy whose “nectar” is worth a lot of money. Santa doesn’t seem to mind coaxing this “nectar” out of her with a mushroom either. But fungi aren’t the end of strange things shoved repeatedly into the sea of naked writhing women. We’re privy to chains, water dildos, tentacles, tongues, and a cobra. Yes, a lumpy snake is the weapon of choice for the final boss. But the fun doesn’t end at Pink being horribly molested by every monster (though that is, for the most part, the focus of the series), there are also some Santa/Pink and Bobo/Pierce relations that are sufficiently realistic and well done that you can probably stop laughing long enough to get a little masturbation time. Of course the fact that Pierce has to power up by giving blow jobs gives only a small margin when you won’t be rolling on the ground laughing with (or at) this anime. But whether I was laughing with the “load bearing boss” RPG jokes, or laughing at the preposterousness of Pierce’s “Breasts of Fire” attack, this anime kept me well amused for the three available episodes. My only complaint, aside from the fact there isn’t more to this series, was the music. RPGs have notoriously good music, so perhaps I had high expectations. While some of the themes did fit the mood during Dragon Pink, I found it for the most part very distracting, particularly during the sex scenes, where there was a happy town theme going on. Call me old fashioned, but give me that 70’s sex riff anytime.
Rates: 3/5
Tapes: Several episodes with different missions on each.


Gibo Mai






































Gibo Mai: Wakao Kazuma was a great artist, renowned throughout Japan, and very wealthy. But shortly after completing his final piece, The Night's End, he died, leaving his fortune and paintings to his son, Kyosuke.
Grieving over his father, Kyosuke attempts to kick his step-mother, Megumi, out of the house. He blames her for the death of his father, as well as the death of his mother (who passed away shortly after her separation from Wakao).
Megumi is understanding of Kyosuke's situation, and assures him she's not a gold-digger, and only wants Wakao's paintings. She attempts to convince him by explaining that the inheritance tax will leave Kyosuke penniless.
But Kyosuke's hatred is cemented, and he refuses.
Desperate to display the paintings in her gallery, Megumi makes a deal with Kyousuke: he can have her daughter, Yuuna, if she can have the paintings.
Kyosuke agrees, but finds that Yuuna is hesitant to sleep with him. Instead, she tells him he can do anything, so long as she can keep her virginity.
Going slightly mad with the power, Kyosuke abuses her, taking advantage of Yuuna's ever-growing masochistic streak.
But after toying with his "sister" for some time, Kyosuke wants more, and sets his sights on Megumi.
In attempts to protect her daughter from Kyosuke's increasingly sadistic "lessons", Megumi agrees. But Yuuna doesn't retreat, as she's grown to love her brother and his twisted affections.
With both women solidly in his grasp, Kyosuke begins to wonder about his father's inheritance again.
In the back of Wakao's final painting, he finds a note. It details Kyosuke's father's early life, his studies under Murayama Azumi, and that his most famous painting, Yearn of the Mourn, was stolen from Azumi.
The final word in this letter is for Kyosuke to love his step-mother and sister.
After showing this letter to Megumi and Yuuna, the three accept their love for each other, and put all rivalries over the inheritance to rest.
Review: Gibo Mai makes no excuses for what it is- it's about bondage and dominance, and you're going to like it, SLAVE!
And, quite frankly, it's hot.
So many hentai take humiliation-type relationships to scary, uncomfortable places, but this OAV kept it relatively clean (well, as clean as you can get with a couple of peeing scenes.)
Though the plot seems pretty elaborate, it's spaced well between the myriad of sex scenes, which are all fantastically played out and BELIEVABLE, for once. You won't find tentacle monsters or 12 inch cocks here, just a sadistic young lad, his slightly neurotic sister, and their slutty mom.
The art is great, realistic and uncensored (except for the dialog, for some odd reason... "BLEEP in my BLEEP"). And, though I don't usually mention the voice talent, Gibo Mai has FANTASTIC acting. For once the male lead actually sounds like he's enjoying sex, rather than silently running out the clock on his nine-to-five job porking nubile young ladies.
This would have had top marks, if it weren't for the INCEST.
I think they interpreted their father's dying words, "love each other", a bit TOO literally.
Nothing ruins a steamy sexy scene quite like a mother and daughter having a nice little chat about how much they love getting fucked by their step-son/brother.
No, stop it, shut up for five seconds about how you're related. You're already catering to the seedy underbelly of porn with the whole S&M theme, WHY would you alienate your movie more by putting in mom/daughter scenes?
Count your lucky stars if you don't understand Japanese, because you can just turn off the subtitles and forget the above rant.
So, with such a mixed review, who should watch this? Rope bondage fanatics, MILF lovers, exploitative kinky couples, and anybody who's looked at their sister and thought “well why the hell not”.
Rates: 3.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Gloria






























Gloria: The Gloria family is failing financially; their diamond industry is being aggressively taken over by rival CEO, Boone.
After suffering crippling losses to the extent that they’re on the verge of bankruptcy, matriarch of the Gloria household, Michelle, attempts to inject new managerial talent and life into her family by hiring two college students to tutor her daughters in economics.
Kira and Beowulf are invited to stay in the Gloria manor house, where Michelle and her sister Eterna, introduce the two young men to their adopted family: a fleet of maids, headed by Cecil, computer specialist, Charm, drunk, party girl Naomi, and heiress, Mary. Beowulf is first to spot that there is treachery within the house, as he discovers chamber maid, Lisa, listening in on business meetings held in the mansion.
However, this altercation is ignored, as Beowulf is quite forward, and attempts to punish Lisa with sex.
But as Boone continues to reap further inside information on the Gloria family’s plans, Kira takes matters into his own hands. With help of his new lover, Cecil, the two seduce Lisa and ply her with pleasure to reveal she’s the informant.
Though they stop the flow of information to Boone, the family is still financially crippled.
Luckily, Kira has seen promise in Mary, who is very innocent, but also quite astute. After finally getting her wish to sleep with her beloved teacher, she is instilled with the confidence to take her place as heir of the Gloria family.
By throwing a Ball and inviting both Boone, and her close friend, the President of South Africa, Mary is able to reveal Boone’s corrupt business techniques, and siphons money back to the Gloria conglomerate.
In celebration, Kira and Mary are wed.
Review: Have you been desperately looking for a hentai that doesn’t suddenly turn into daemon raping? Or tentacle sex? Or dick girls?
You’re probably feeling pretty frustrated, as every promising erotic anime out there throws in SOME sort of terrifying fetish.
Well, Gloria is for YOU, the vanilla folks out there, who have had it with bondage, and ass rape and humiliation. In fact, the most kinky scene is sex near a window; normal, heterosexual vaginal intercourse between two adults, with a tiny sprinkling of exhibitionism.
Man, after reviewing the horrors of Magical Girl Meruru and Bible Black, it seems almost boring!
In fact, a lot of reviewers have pegged Gloria as being way too formulaic, with the stereotypical “college student meets house full of maids and other nubile young women”. But the fact is, the variety of girls is interesting, they all have distinct personalities, their designs are extremely fetching, and if you’re complaining about the plot in a PORNO, maybe you should invest in some new hobbies.
Gloria isn’t without its flaws, however. Due to Mary being the protagonist, and a literal princess, it’s quite girly, with flowers and sparkles and a whole lot of glowing light effects. Before it ever invaded your favorite next-gen games, BLOOM was a cornerstone of Gloria.
Glitter and glam aside, Gloria also suffers from some unfortunate genital censorship.
Though not the worst I’ve ever seen (nothing is mosaic-ed out, or black-barred), it’s certainly a bit annoying, after waiting for so long to see two characters get it on, and Kira finally takes his pants off to do the hot and nasty with his young student, you discover he’s got the anatomy of a Ken doll.
Ranks: 3.5/5
Tapes: Three Episode OAV.


Hana Dorei






















































Hana Dorei: Kaoru Ayamoto is a young apprentice under the great painter, Junichiro. He admires his master's work, but is constantly distracted by his wife, Reika.
Several times he spies on his master and Reika during their bondage and humiliation sessions. He wishes for one night alone with her.
To his surprise, his wish comes true after Junichiro suddenly drops dead. A funeral is held, and no investigation is launched, but rumors of murder run rampant. Reika's outspoken and loose sister, Karen, assumes she's being blamed, and makes a spectacle of herself at the wake, telling everybody to mind their own business.
Not particularly moved by the loss of his master, Ayamoto uses the chance to have his way with Reika. He corners her, and rapes her- abusing her in the same fashion her late husband did. Night after night, Ayamoto lets his sadistic side out to play.
As his dedication to painting decreases alarmingly, Kayuki (the family's maid) conspicuously displays her hidden feelings for Ayamoto by asking Reika to cease 'distracting' him. Cold and affronted, Reika refuses.
The following day, Dr. Horibe, Junichiro's private physician, visits the house and asks for compensation for writing a “natural causes” death certificate. He takes payment in the form of Reika's body, but shortly after, collapses, dead.
Horrified, Reika calls Kayuki to her, and under scrutiny the girl admits to poisoning both the doctor and Junichiro. Though she killed Horibe to protect Reika, she killed Junichiro for much more personal reasons.
Her mother, a former maid of the house, was Junichiro's lover. Together they bore a child- Kayuki. However, when the painter married Reika, Kayuki's mother committed suicide, leaving her and Junichiro alone. Once Kayuki became a young woman, he began abusing her as well.
Unable to endure the reality that her sole family member was so twisted, Kayuki killed him.
Although Reika is surprised by the news, she dons her cool facade, and when police come to investigate the disappearance of Dr. Horibe, she calmly tells them that she hadn't seen him since the night of the funeral.
Meanwhile, Ayamoto is approached by Karen, who is irritated by the idea of being outdone by her sister. She tells Ayamoto that she's much better, and invites him to do anything he pleases to her willing body.
Possessed by an irrational hatred of Karen trying to replace the woman he obsesses over, he whips her, beats her, and humiliates her.
Though he continues to play S&M games with Reika, Ayamoto includes Karen to further taunt her. However, Reika is so turned on by being watched, that the two sisters become insatiable, to the point that Ayamoto cannot handle their lust.
The following day the police return to question Kayuki alone, but stop short when the house begins to burn down.
Caught in mad passion, Karen and Reika are oblivious as their home is engulfed by flames. Witnessing this, Ayamoto is suddenly inspired, and refuses to leave before he finishes sketching the two women, making love, and burning to death.
After the fire is extinguished, Reika and Karen are pronounced dead, and the murder of Dr. Horibe is attributed to the two insane sisters.
Kayuki, still loving Ayamoto, takes care of him while he recovers from his burns. During his convalescence, his inspiration holds strong and he's soon a recognized artist for his unique, unsettling pieces.
He and Kayuki start a life together and settle into a small apartment in the city. However, behind closed doors, when he starts being intimate with his girlfriend, Ayamoto begins to feel the itch for sadistic release.
Review: Vegetable sex. Pee play. Double penetration. Whipping. Enemas. Rope bondage. Rope bondage in a tree. Fisting. Sister sex. Sister sex, while burning alive, being watched by the emergency fire brigade, and being sketched by a sadist.
What is there NOT to like about this?
Well, the list above for one thing. There's also the plethora of terrible art: mitten hands, angry testicles, gaping vagina maws, weirdly colored bodily fluids, stiff or slidey animation.
Hana Dorei has absolutely no redeeming qualities. It's more of a curiosity than a hentai, and even that's being generous. Even the main theme, Reika being a muse for paintings, makes no sense, as the art “inspired” by her in the throes of passion look nothing like her.
Perhaps one needs to suffer from Ayamoto's specific mental condition to see the resemblance.
And on the subject of Sergent Sadism, Ayamoto is a TERRIFYING main character. His crazed sex face is a fine line between bad art, and a horrifying Dali painting. He goes from an awkward apprentice to a sadistic maniac in the blink of an eye, suddenly acquiring a plethora of sex toys and the uncanny ability to set up elaborate rope bondage within minutes.
The lines spouted during these slap and tickle sessions are so awful- even when watching the original dialog.
“My body's going numb”. That's a stroke. “I want to eat his cock.” I think she meant that literally. And “please pay attention to my sister, I can make do with just a vibrator.” Thank you, and goodnight.
By the time Reika and Karen cross over from being secret sexual deviants to full-fledged fucktards, it's almost comedic. The final scene, wherein they burn alive having incestuous lesbian sex, is like a PSA from your local church. It was true all along- being gay DOES damn you to roast like a chicken in a KFC.
Though, oddly enough, whipping girls and then peeing into the open wounds grants you fame, fortune, and an unfulfilling vanilla relationship with a homely girl who complains if you slap her titties around.
Life sure is funny.
BAMBOO ROOT SEX.
Rates: 0.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Heartwork Love Guns




























Heartwork Love Guns: A cursed gun belonging to an infamous assassin falls into the unwitting hands of Yuu Asakura, a simple and awkward student, who then becomes possessed with a kind of violent sexual insanity that sends him careening down an unstoppable slope of murder and pleasure.
All around this fated object people succumb to their most base desires of rape and carnage, and soon the lives of all near it are torn asunder - Yuu Asakura's step-mother seduces her own son, his class mate frantically holds students hostage in the school, and his potential girlfriend and local teen prostitute become embroiled in a ménage à trois!
The only question remains, will Yuu survive the power he's stumbled upon or descend into madness?
Review: How do you ruin one of the rare anime that involves consensual yet pleasantly kinky adult sex? Like you, I thought it would be impossible to fuck up such a good set up- but Heartwork managed to do just that.
Firstly, they insist on launching into these long diatribes regarding the meaning of life and how hard it is to choose “the right path”. Hey- you know what causes the fastest derection in the world? That’s right, talking about feelings.
It’s pretty much half and half in all three episodes: half hardcore sex, half frittering away what could have been well-used porking time on philosophy so profound you’d study it in a first year college course- or better yet, a psychic hotline.
Tell you what, for a more sexual take on Heartwork, every time the characters put their clothes back on and start waxing idiotic, DO call your preferred clairvoyant friend, and I guarantee it will be a lot sexier than listening to Yuu’s adolescent whining.
I could have PERHAPS given away a few more points to Heartwork if it had made a saving grace with its art. Sadly, it did not. These characters look like they were drawn by some Western studio trying to make their characters “look all kewl like that Japanese Animations!”.
If you’re not going to animate your porn, and you’re going to try to inject a shitty plot into it, then AT LEAST spend some time making sure your characters don’t look like forum fanart.
Seriously.
The final straw, the thing that takes me from disappointment to HATE, is the backgrounds.
HOLY CHRIST, is it 1996, AGAIN!? Because I could have SWORN I rendered those backgrounds using the first release of 3D Studio Max, while dithering away lunch in THE COMP SCI LAB.
Fuck you, Heartwork-you and your asinine characters, your mother-fucking (literally) main man, and your art student animation team- FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE EYE.
This shit isn’t even worth laughing at.
IT’S TOO INFURIATING.
Rates: 0/5
Tapes: Three Episode OAV.


Hitozuma Kasumi-san























Hitozuma Kasumi-san: Due to financial problems, Ryoji is forced to move in with his cousin's family. Initially Ryoji is simply grateful for the man's generosity in offering his house, but he soon learns that it's not as happy a home as he'd thought; Ryoji's cousin is often away on business, leaving his wife Kasumi alone and feeling unappreciated.
When he briefly returns, he's more focused on getting drunk with Ryoji than paying any attention to Kasumi.
After her husband has passed out, Kasumi is unable to stand the tension anymore, and starts pleasuring herself; Ryoji [still slightly tipsy] walks in on her and can't help but take advantage of the situation, especially once she starts calling his name.
With Kasumi's husband away on business once more, she and Ryoji begin a passionate fling. Although Kasumi is over joyed to feel wanted again, the guilt is too much to bear- she believes she should be taking care of her daughter selflessly, and that seeing Ryoji is a mistake.
Ryoji feels exactly the opposite; he loves Kasumi, and wants only to see her happy. Some time later, Kasumi receives an anonymous telephone call, telling her that her husband has been cheating on her. Feeling that it's only fair to have both their secrets out, the next time her husband is in town, Kasumi admits that she has been seeing another man [although she leaves Ryoji's name out of it, in respect for his and her husband's friendship].
Kasumi is left feeling more alone than ever after the confrontation- her husband was completely unapologetic, saying she didn't please him anymore, but that she must stop her own adultery.
The following day, Kasumi runs away, leaving only divorce papers behind. Ryoji follows her, and listens while Kasumi pours her heart out; her feelings as a wife, a woman and a mother. Ryoji tells her he cares very deeply for her, and wants to be there for her; even though she's still very self-conscious, Kasumi accepts his feelings.
Review: Despite its godawful dub name, “The Hills Have Size”, this OAV has a very sweet story line, with a strangely realistic adult relationship. The sex scenes are about 60% female masturbation, and 40% vanilla scenes between Ryoji and Kasumi. If you're looking for something that has a tangible plot with eroticism believably intermixed, then this is definitely for you.
On the other hand, if you just want to rub out that easy one, Hitozuma Kasumi-san is a bit too heavy on the angst, feelings, and character development to be considered a straight up hentai.
The art is hit and miss, both in content and execution. Sometimes the characters are drawn from angles that, I assume, are supposed to be interesting, but just end up looking deformed.
And speaking of genetic misadventures- Kasumi's boobs are HUGE. Like, ludicrously big, so if you don't like that, definitely stay away from this one. Generally, Id' say that's the only deal-breaker in this OAV; you can easily skip by the plot bits if it gets boring, but there is no possible way to ignore Kasumi's melon-sized jugs. She is a Big Beautiful Woman, and if you're not cool with that, go watch Houkago, Nureta Seifuku.
Rates: 3.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Hot Juicy Teacher



























Hot Juicy Teacher: When Yuichiro witnesses a teacher being raped by a group of students he rushes to her rescue, only to be framed for the crime himself by the very woman he sought to protect, ensuring his insatiable sadism and hatred of women from them on.
As he matriculates to a new school Yuichiro is reunited with his former tutor and sex slave Nao Shinohara, now a social studies instructor, and along with the aid of a mysterious janitor he begins to systematically rape and conquer the female staff.
While this sinister plots continues another operates beneath it, the subjugation and humiliation of a young and innocent student called Mizuki Hiromi by the female teacher Yuki after he begins a secret affair with the school nurse, Asakura Rina, who is sympathetic to his bullying.
It all comes to a head when Yuichiro, believing he is seducing Yuki has the tables turned on him, as he is drugged, constrained and violated with her vicious sexual tortures.
Review: There are many good reasons to watch hentai- loneliness, boobies, feeding the unsettling urge within you to see inhumanly proportioned ladies getting violated by tentacles. Hot Juicy Teacher embarks on the ground-breaking journey to add female-on-male domination to that list, and by god, they're not shy at the gun.
Starting in the second episode, we're introduced to Hiromi, a kid that looks completely out of place among the other students, who appear to be in their early 30's.
For reasons completely omitted from the anime's plot, Hiromi is the school punching bag- he gets beat up, teased, and repeatedly raped by his mentally unstable female teachers.
Cool Kids Don't Get Raped [more than four times]: It's always a bit awkward, as a male, to approach the authorities and admit you've been violated by beautiful women. In fact, they may laugh at you. They may even rape you as well. But the important part is to tell your parents or guardians when the principal sticks her high heel up your butt and makes you pee on yourself.
Hiromi disagrees- and after being masturbated with a pair of sticks [wtf], forced to rape the school nurse in the butt, and jerked off in front of his whole class by the math teacher, he continues to not carry a shotgun and/or home-made anthrax to school.
At the core of these sadistic shenanigans is Yuki, and despite taking Hirmoi's virginity, dignity, and use of his sphincter, her true malice is directed toward Yuichiro.
Through an elaborate and completely nonsensical plot [which I will not harp on, because this is, after all, porn] Yuki steals Yuichiro's slave, his potential rape victim, and lures him into her dominatrix dungeon.
Yuichiro is understandably enraged and ready for some vengeance violation after having all his phallocentric plans ruined by Yuki, and for a moment, I thought Hot Juicy Teacher would disappoint, and have Yuki fall as yet another helpless victim.
But no! Oh, no. She ties him up, whips him, scratches him, forces his ex-slave to violate him with a terrifyingly large dildo, and then rapes him.
And that's where it ends- hereby completing what is sure to be the next Girl Power movie of 2009.
Rates: 3.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Houkago, Nureta Seifuku





























Houkago, Nureta Seifuku: A socially maladjusted science teacher stalks the corridors of a high school, reviled by his students for his awkward stares and disgusting squid-like odor, until one day he simply snaps and drugs a wayward student, ties her up, and rapes her in the small office behind the chemistry class room. Though at first she resists, the compelling allure of his insatiable libido enraptures her and convinces her to assist him in capturing other students for his perverted escapades. One by one other girls find themselves drawn in to this cabal of sex addicts, their wanton acts of lust becoming more and more debauched until the inevitable madness of it consumes them, and causes their ruin.
Review:Some anime is like a fine wine; you watch it and say, “ah, that was a good year”. Houkago is more like a McDonald's fry on the floor of your car, forever preserved in perfect mockery of the last time you sat alone in a parking lot eating thirty cheeseburgers.
Like that salty deep-fried indulgence, this hentai starts out strong. The great design and fluid animation draw you in, and the eroticism keeps you watching. The first episode reveals Ryuji's hitherto unknown sexual prowess, a skill that has been hidden all these years behind his creepy, lecherous facade.
But when Ayumi is seduced by her teacher, she becomes a willing part of his perverted fantasy and helps him collect more girls, each being subjected to more ludicrous acts than the last, until he reaches the point of strap-on gang banging lesbians while they are tied up with pool floaters.
This is the point at which you take a step back from stuffing chicken nuggets and fries into your burger and think- is this too much?
Houkago says: no. It's never too much. Ryuji's rape victims aren't so much turned from horror to pleasure, as they develop a cult-like reverence for him.
I could have forgiven the nymphomaniac spell his magic member casts- if he had kept on with his sensual loving.
But no- he goes from awkward [yet tenacious] virginal sex, to surprise butt sex, to S&M loli, to tennis-racket rape, to a poolside gang-bang, and finally to the dreaded enemas in the first two episodes.
QUIT WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD.
The last installment of this series saves the most ridiculous shit for last; Ryuji and his ever-growing cult of fanatical female sex slaves shove live tadpoles up their principal's ass- and somehow she finds this insanity so damn sexy she just has to join the cult of Ryuji that very second.
NO.
I am disappointed. Disappointed and nauseous.
This anime could have been so great, too. Ryuji was such a sad, socially maladjusted character, ripe for hentai fans to empathize with. And the kinkiness has a gradual enough slope that you don't expect it to go so terribly, terribly wrong.
In the end, because of the sheer quality of the production, I have to recommend Houkago, Nureta Seifuku- but quit after the first episode, or you will never be able to go to the science center again.
Rates: 2.5/5
Tapes: Three Episode OAV.


Imouto Jiru




































































Imouto Jiru: Akira has always been an only child, raised solely by his father. But despite having the rigorous profession of an archeologist, Akira's father meets a young woman named Yukie, and the two are soon married.
However, only Yukie returns from the honeymoon. Akira's father stayed behind because an exciting new dig began and he wanted to oversee it.
Despite the absence of Akira's father, plans for the two families to live together continue, and Yukie brings her three daughters into Akira's life. The girls, Yuki, Nana and Miu are young but quite savvy in the ways of the world. Nana and Miu quickly take a liking to Akira, but Yuki is bitter and immediately pins her new brother as a lecher.
Her suspicions are confirmed when, on their moving day, Yukie is suddenly overcome with lust and seduces her new stepson. Akira complies and the two are caught in the act by all three of Yukie's daughters.
Akira tries to explain himself, but the damage has been done: Yuki hates him, and Nana and Miu love him.
Curious about his step-mother's odd behavior, Akira finds that an aphrodisiac incense was to blame; he researches it in his father's study, but instead finds a set of bottles and an old scroll. When he reads it out loud, a fairy appears. She introduces herself as the Divine Goddess Inana and explains that the three bottles must be filled with the love juice of three young ladies before the next full moon, or else he will suffer a fate worse than death.
Luckily fulfilling the contract falls right into Akira’s hands; Nana wants his attentions so badly she goes so far to blackmail him, threatening to tell his dad about Akira’s affair with Yukie unless he sleeps with her. Akira eagerly obliges.
The next day, after much taunting from the devilish Inana (who won’t let Akira simply enjoy his sisters’ affections), Akira finds Miu crying. She confides in him, that she has bladder problems and often wets her pants.
Akira thinks nothing of it, and through sex, shows her self control.
With two bottles full, and completely exhausted from his family forays, Akira falls asleep.
That night is the full moon, and the next day Akira wakes up to find… He’s a woman!
Review: Oh loli, who doesn’t love young girls that somehow have great big boobs? But seriously, this foray into sister love is censored, and not just mildly by bars or invisible wangs: it’s mosaic-ed out to the point that some close-up shots are just impossible to comprehend. Is that- No, wait… Why is his cock bright red?
We will never know.
But what we do know doesn’t make Imouto Jiru any better: there is dogsex, there is pee-play, and there is flute sex, and as one would expect, the main theme is incest.
I wasn’t particularly bothered by Akira’s antics with his sisters-in-law, after all they’re not technically related, but Nana’s attachment to her mom, and the threesome they have with Akira was a bit too far, and for a moment, I was revisiting my lunch.
With the exception of Yuki’s lesbian antics with her friend, it seemed that every sex scene had some disturbing thing that turned it from remotely arousing into absolutely horrifying.
Like stories about birth and horrible sports-related injuries, I’ll now share them with you:
Nana’s sex scene: At first, it’s just a teenage boy taking advantage of a virginal young girl that wants to feel what it is to be an adult. And though there’s the whole “fill up the jar with her love juices” theme, that’s easily ignored (or embraced, whatever bananas your split). What’s not so simple to overlook is when Akira starts fucking Nana with a FLUTE, which begins to PLAY A TUNE, and they have a very serious conversation about how it’s like vaginal farting, while Akira does Nana IN THE ARSE. Now, this isn’t so much disturbing as it is FTW.
Flutesex.
Hentai, will you ever stop surprising me?
Yukie and Nana’s sex scene: This scene could have been hot; two girls, tied up, getting molested. But when the girls are mother and daughter it all goes downhill, especially when Nana keeps telling her mom how good it feels.
Urp. Augh. Give me a moment with a paper bag.
Okay- now, that’s the squick factor of this scene. The weird factor comes from Akira’s sweat-obsession. He goes on so extensively about perspiration I actually stopped blowing chunks long enough to wonder WHAT DEMOGRAPHIC THAT APPEALS TO. Hey, girl-sweat fetishists, raise your hands, I’ve finally found a scene tailored especially for you.
Miu’s sex scene: Akira finds her in the bushes, peeing and being licked by a dog. He offers, in the most lecherous way, to continue where the dog left off. What the hell? This is the guy who initially wanted nothing to do with his adoptive sisters, and now suddenly he’s all about urination and yiffing? Don’t do drugs, kids.
Regardless, Akira macks on Miu in a relatively normal way until she has one of her crazy bladder episodes, and he helps her pee in a bucket. Then they GO BACK TO HAVING SEX, like nothing happened.
At this point, I’m creeped out.
But then, it happens again, and he watches her with disturbing interest.
Firstly, ew. Not my cup of pee tea.
Secondly, MIU, STOP DRINKING SO MUCH SUNNY D. NOBODY NEEDS TO PEE EVERY TWO MINUTES.
Taking a rest from the Clockwork Orange-like plot, Imotou Jiru was easy on the eyes animation wise. The characters were well designed, and they were animated to an extent that goes above and beyond the call of duty when it comes to hentai.
Unfortunately the design is the only shining virtue this hour-long romp had to offer. The soundtrack was downright distracting. Video game dungeon music? Bagpipes? Ominous synth quartet? This is not your usual porn fair, and it was so pronounced that several times I LOL’d. I LOL’d solely because the music was so incongruent and downright loopy.
In the end, Imouto Jiru was a real disappointment. I’m sure it’d make SOMEBODY’S spankbank complete, that person just wasn’t me. I couldn’t look past the weirdsex long enough to enjoy the bits that weren’t completely twisted, and in the end, that’s a deal-breaker in any encounter, even in the shameful comfort of solo-a-mano.
Rates: 1.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Invisible Stud


























Invisible Stud: Mie is a lowly worker at a variety store that is run by the overbearing Fujisawa. His co-worker, Otonashi, is soft spoken, and never comes to his defense when their boss is berating him.
However, Mie's luck picks up one day, when an old man drops a bottle of magic invisibility pills. Mie immediately takes one, and uses the opportunity to lift some school girl skirts for thrills. Realizing that he's completely free from both shame and retaliation, Mie soon looks to bigger and better things; he enters an all woman bath house and has his way with one of the patrons, who not only takes the invisible attentions in stride, but comes to enjoy it.
Feeling empowered for the first time in his life, Mie moves on to a girl's boarding school, where he poses as a ghost in order to take advantage of the young ladies. When he finally returns to work, it's with a new sense of happiness and confidence. He tries to joke around with Otonashi, but she's quite sad. He asks what's wrong with her, and Fujisawa is quick to yell at him for being so insensitive- this is the anniversary of Otonashi's dog's death.
Wanting to cheer her up, Mie takes a pill, and follows her home. Otonashi immediately starts getting drunk to drown her sorrows. In the midst of her lonely binge, Mie poses as her dog's soul, telling her to be happy.
To his surprise, Otonashi starts putting the moves on him, saying they should do “what they always did”. He takes her lead, both blown away and titillated by Otonashi's secret perversion. However, just as their night comes to an end, Mie becomes visible again, and realizing that his time has run out, dashes out of the house. Luckily, Otonashi is sloshed, and passes out before she can recognize him. Despite his close call, Mie keeps on with his lecherous mischief, taking advantage of a woman in the park. After showing her the time of her life, he goes on his way- only to find Otonashi being harassed by hooligans.
Still having some invisibility left, he decides to pose as her dog once more, and begins growling and biting at his coworker's assailants. But this time he becomes visible quite quickly, and is beat to a pulp by the confused men.
Feeling bad for him, Otonashi takes Mie home, and cleans him up. Between them, Mie's secret is revealed, and Otonashi is horrified that somebody knows what she used to do with her beloved pet.
However, Mie doesn't judge- in fact he's quite set on making Otonashi feel better. Seeing his sweet side, Otonashi starts falling for Mie, and the two end up sharing a sweet, passionate night, completely honest and completely visible.
Review: What the- why do these ladies not question magic fingers probing them in the park? Sure, this is fantasy, and you're supposed to suspend disbelief- but really? If you felt something grab your tit, and stick an invisible finger up your butt, even if you didn't SEE anything, would you not feel a bit PANICKED? Or at least, curious?
Apparently, no, the proper course of action is to relax, and enjoy the wild, confusing ride.
Also on the WTF roster: Dog sex. Not literally, of course, as the dog's dead and the whole scene is just Mie PRETENDING to be a canine soul while Otonashi rides his red rocket, but WOW, wow- no. That is not cool. Butter Dogs are best kept to jokes and shock blogs, not intermixed in an otherwise fairly hot hentai.
There's also the ever-prevalent peeing- twice! Oh yay. You know what really tops off a great sex scene? What's really the sensuous icing on that erotic cake? If you said “peeing”, maybe you won't mind Invisible Stud.
As for me- no. There's a tipping point, and while imaginary dog boneration is pretty bad, it's all in the dialog, which can be muted. Full on bladder evacuation, on the other hand, is a bit more In Your Face.
If you gagged a little just then- skip past this one shot wonder, because the few passable scenes aren't worth the squick, or the baffling genital art. Honestly, I have never seen weirder looking vaginae in a hentai. I've seen much worse art -horrifyingly photo-realistic testicles, giant tree-like phalluses, men and woman completely neutered- but Invisible Stud takes the cake for combining generic anime faces with nethers by Picasso.
Rates: 2/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Juuninin no Jukyoushi

























Juuninin no Jukyoushi: Shin and Kei are recruited by their uncle, the headmaster of a prestigious school, to hand pick girls and train them to be sex slaves which will then be sold on the black market. Whomever makes the most profit from his trainees will be the victor, and greatly rewarded.
The cousins are fiercely competitive, and both have very different styles when it comes to training the potential slaves; Shin is more reserved and prefers to blackmail, while Kei is straight forward, and will use force if necessary.
Both men use their techniques, and are somewhat successful, until Shin tries to seduce Miss Hashimoto. Not only does she initiate sex with him to draw his attention away from an unwilling teacher, but she takes the lead and is both insatiable and judgmental of his ability.
Shin eventually has enough of Hashimoto's teasing, and storms out.
With her plan set in motion, Hashimoto continues to play both Shin and Kei, taunting them separately and preying on their insecurities until they come to blows.
Unable to overcome their pride, Shin and Kei stab each other in a ridiculous rooftop duel, leaving Hashimoto to console the girls they attacked.
Having successfully trained several girls herself, Hashimoto approaches the headmaster, and is happily given Shin and Kei's jobs.
Review: This is yet another hentai that gets panned by other reviewers, when it's a breath of fresh air in a genre of reused scenes, designs and ideas.
Juuninin no Jukyoushi has a variety of well designed girls featured, as well as [with the possible exception of the headmaster] attractive male leads. But it really shines in the composition and shot choices, which could have been equally at home in an art film. They're not afraid to use dramatic angles, internal shots, “x-ray” effects, and pushed perspective.
From the first scene this hentai is very eye-catching.
Of course the plot exists solely to segue into the sex scenes- but this is pornography, people. Juuninin no Jukyoushi never pretended it was going to tell a story, which is much appreciated. Either be an erotic tale with a gripping plot, or don't even try to write something coherent and make up with it by showing a lot of varied sex scenes. Juuninin no Jukyoushi does just that: there are dozens of girls, some willing, some unwilling, some tied up, some taking charge.
The sexiest part of this hentai is Miss Hashimoto, who's a complete vixen and makes no apologies for her sexual appetite. It was definitely a welcome change from the “oh, no, don't have sex with my nubile dripping form” women from other hentai.
Miss Hashimoto prevailing at the end also makes the simple plot noteworthy and striking. Really, I only have two quarrels with Juuninin no Jukyoushi; firstly, is the music, which is some sort of experimental piano that can get very distracting, but thankfully is only played during the credits.
Secondly, and slightly more dire, is the penis design. I'm not sure if the colorist was a woman who'd only seen dog wangs or what, but these guys have GIANT fire-engine red members that you really never get used to seeing, despite how often they're shown. I never thought I'd wish for a censored hentai, but if you can find a version of this with those terrifying genitals blurred out, well, it would be perfect.
Rates: 3.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Kairauku Satsujin Chousakan Koji






























































Kairauku Satsujin Chousakan Koji: Koji Yamada tries to lead a normal life by acting in films that require dangerous stunts. But it's not simply bravado that compels him to risk his life- he can transform into a demon, and withstand much more than a human.
But Koji wasn't always half monster. In the past he led a life of debauchery with a lover he cherished; they indulged in drugs, but went too far, accepting a strange medicine that caused Koji to transform.
To this day, Koji doesn't know if he killed his beloved, but can't stop himself from taking on the demon form when the scent of blood overpowers him. In part to make amends as well as try and find news of his lost lover, Koji joins a team of investigators headed by the sinister Police Chief Kanzaki.
Kanzaki puts up a good front by putting pressure on the team to solve a string of ghastly murders that have recently plagued Tokyo, but the police chief is secretly in league with demons much more dangerous and powerful than Koji.
But Koji isn't alone. One member of the team, a zombie woman named Jun, finds herself falling in love with Koji after they become partners. She lends her psychic power to the team, but in order to use it, must reach orgasm to unlock visions.
With Koji's help, she manages to find a common link in all the murders, an old man.
To everybody's surprise, Koji recognizes him as the grandfather of a young boy in his neighbourhood.
For quite some time Koji has harbored a crush on his neighbor, Kyoko. Her gentleness reminds him of his past lover, and in attempts to get on her good side, he often plays with her son, Yuta. The old man Jun spotted during every single gruesome attack is Yuta’s grandfather.
After accidentally witnessing Kyoko’s secret nymphomaniac life, Koji finally sees the big picture, and realizes that the demon they’ve been hunting is really Yuta, wracked with uncontrollable transformations every time he feels his mother is in danger.
He simply doesn’t understand that it’s her choice to seek out strange men for pleasure.
Though Koji tries to reassure Yuta, his mother is horrified by her son’s transformed appearance. In a fit of anger she yells at him, tells him she never wanted a son, and disowns him.
Overcome by sadness and confusion, Yuta is lost to the demon mind, and Koji is forced to kill him.
Review: Whatever happened to the simple porn set-up of “oh, are YOU the REPAIR MAN? Let me TAKE off my PANTS”.
Chousakan Koji has one of the most confusing, weird-assed plots I’ve ever seen in a hentai. My summary just can’t capture that “I have dropped too much acid, I can’t stop riding the electric boogaloo” feeling you get as the film unravels.
And the thing is, despite being extremely story-heavy, featuring multiple trippy alternate-dimension battles and actually developing several characters, there are actually A LOT of sex scenes in this.
So what’s not to like? Lots of back story, copious amounts of hot loving- sounds like a perfect melding of ingredients! But much like trying to make your own Reese Cups by cramming peanuts into Milky Ways, Chousakan Koji leaves you covered in nut butter and craving something simpler.
The first and greatest offense is the design- not only do they fail at coloring this thing (think MS PAINT, I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THE COLOR PALLETE), but the actual IDEAS behind the shitty drawings blow my mind with badness. Koji wears a headscarf, button-up blouse, and a vest. What are you, a pirate or a fop? DECIDE. Also, he has a unibrow and bald patches- I know male leads are supposed to be ugly, but FUCK. Koji! Wax that shit.
The other members of the team look like they were designed by the intern- there’s some huge, blue guy with a gun for an arm and bright red shorts. Yet he wears covert sunglasses, and nobody seems to notice- not even OTHER DETECTIVES.
Watson! There’s a strange man at the door, and his cohort seems to be some sort of robot-grim-reaper… Do give them a helping hand.
The monster design, while featuring a few good ideas, also forayed into, what I like to call, “the retarded zone”, wherein covering an amorphous blob in feelers and coloring it a nauseating violet is considered a great character design.
There’s also a couple of scenes that bordered on the edge of squick -I’ve seen worse, but- exploding heads during oral? Amputation? Men getting skewered like BBBQ pigs? (The extra “B” is for Bring your own Barf Bag) Menstruation jokes?! Augh, that’ll make your junk retreat faster than being buff in a blizzard.
Finally, I’d like to address the sex scenes that SO MANY reviewers seemed to think were awesome. Yes, they’re fairly well animated, numerous, and varied, but I have never seen sadder excuses for doing the nasty since Relive your Shattered Prom Dreams night.
Jun loves Koji, but he pines for his old lover and only porks her on the job.
Kyoko is running against Britney Spears for the Shittiest Mom in the Universe award, as she bangs strange men ON THE SUBWAY IN FRONT OF HER SON.
Oh, hell no. I did not need to see that kid peering at his mom’s beave. I really didn’t.
And pretty much everybody else gets balled by demons or transsexuals.
So, pick your poison. There is a lot of kink to choose from in Chousakan Koji, so it’s a good bet at least one scene will turn your crank- but as they say, try to please everybody, pork nobody.
Or something alone those lines.
Rates: 1/5
Tapes: Three Episode OAV.


Kojin Taxi










































Kojin Taxi: With his face in shadow and his name undisclosed, the protagonist of Kojin Taxi roams from town to town, blackmailing cute young girls into becoming his sexual slaves.
Brining along only his pink taxi and fond memories of past conquests, the taxi driver patrols the local schools, picking out potential prey.
His first quarry is Satsuki, top in her class both academically and in school sports, but very insecure and prone to peer pressure. After picking Satsuki up a few times, he photographs her in compromising situations: smoking, shoplifting, and undressing. To insure her cooperation, he also acquires one of Satsuki’s father’s private documents.
In exchange for never releasing the information, Satsuki agrees to please him- completely unaware that it would be a permanent deal. After initially taking advantage of her in an abandoned school, the taxi driver simply leaves Satsuki there, and only visits her when he needs release.
Meanwhile, he’s already after his next victims- the twins Rena and Sena. This time he finds the best blackmail is between the two girls themselves. They both love each other sexually, and lash out when people try to come between them. Though they keep their feelings hidden from each other, the taxi driver and his camera catch Rena’s violent defense of Sena, and Sena’s defense of Rena.
With one still trying to protect the other, he easily persuades both girls into a threesome, opening up their desires for one-another, but also forcing them to pleasure him.
Having conquered yet another goal, the taxi driver returns to his job the next day, once again looking for a customer that catches his eye.
Review: For honor roll students, these girls never seem to clue in that the PINK TAXI is driven by a serial rapist who will not only coerce you into his deviant fantasies, but will then abandon you in a derelict old building FOREVER. You’d think, eventually, he’d collect so many girls that it would become obvious- especially when the city eventually came around to demolish the building they’re in.
Now there’s a day to blog about.
I’ve always heard tell of people who love their job so completely that they can do it night and day without rest. The protagonist of Kojin Taxi is proof that you can drive a taxi and stalk girls by day, then rape them all night long, and be up by 6am to do it again the following day.
Maybe it’s because he doesn’t overexert himself.
I was expecting the usual hentai foray in which a smorgasbord of girls are taken in every sexual position. The opening, where he reflects on his past job and all his conquests, sets it up for a whole new world of school girl action- but it ends up being the same old “tie them up in an abandoned building and have intercourse with their willing bodies, while they beg for mercy”.
Yawn.
Who wants a sandwich when you work at Subway?
The lack of variety aside, Kojin Taxi was all but destroyed by some of the worst sound FX I’ve ever heard. For some reason the audio guys that worked on this thought “penetrating a young girl” sounds something like “wrestling an oiled up handbag” or “wood settling”. Maybe when you’re banging grandma, guys, but creaking and groaning from down below are signs of something going seriously awry.
Some of the dialogue is equally worrisome –“your pussy is hard and red” comes to mind- and though bad one-liners are par for the course in porn, there’s a such thing as TOO IMAGINATIVE.
If you find intercourse is more like hammering on a plank of wood, see your local sexual counselor.
Finally, the animation- the short of it is, it goes downhill. The first episode starts out pretty strong, with fairly nice designs, no censoring, and full animation for most scenes. Then it just sort of falls apart, resembling a hentai game more than a series.
It wasn’t that Kojin Taxi was outright bad, I’ve certainly seen worse, but all its pitfalls culminate so that, by the end, you’re left wondering why you didn’t just spend that money on a cheap hooker.
At least then you’d feel secure in knowing that it sounded like you were having sex with a burlap sack for a reason.
Rates: 1/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Kunoichi Gakuen Nimpocho






























Kunoichi Gakuen Nimpocho: Shinobu and her fellow schoolgirls witness the odd behaviour of some strange boys at a local fast food restaurant and fear they may be the infamous Koga ninjas - their trepidation becomes prophetic when their good friend Aya is found the next morning raped, befouled and tied to a tree in their school grounds.
It's soon discovered that she's been inflicted with a parasite that will simultaneously destroy her and make her uncontrollably aroused. Her death and the infection of yet another girl, Kage Lena, propels the school into action. In an attempt to find a cure Shinobu strikes out into the rival headquarters of the Koga Institute, unknowingly walking in to a frighteningly erotic trap.
Review: If you've ever seen an animated gif of a woman crushing a man's head with the sheer force of her kegal muscles, or slicing her adversary's head clean off with a squirt from her tit, it is from this anime.
I expected something with this much raw creativity to be AWESOME, awesome like suffocating an opposing ninja in your snatch. I mean ninjas -hot lady ninjas- fighting with sex? Yes!
Sadly, every single one of those hilarious clips featuring death defying carnal feats are from filler episodes. And not your regular "Sorta Lacking in Story Progression" filler episode, I mean a clip show that was patched together in Movie Maker complete with jarring fades, seizure-inducing Technicolor backgrounds, and looping sound clips. Each main character has 22 minutes of this shit, totaling three episodes in the middle of the series that will have you wondering WTF just happened.
The animation is so bad it looks like they didn't even bother to finish it- colors change from one cut to another, characters' bodies bend in contortions clearly beyond sexual fantasy, and, most baffling of all, layers of animation go completely awry. At one point a character's mouth is animating ON HER NECK.
How the fuck did that get by post production?
I suspect they were on drugs. They would have to be to come up with this shit.
Now, the actual storyline is not AS bad. The first episode is mostly plot, with a few erotic scenes thrown in the same way as Devil Hunter Yoko or La Blue Girl. It's basically action adventure in which those actioning and adventuring sometimes get naked and/or violated. Counting small blessings: the budget is fairly high and the fight scenes are fully animated. The characters have about as much personality as you would expect from a hentai, so I have no complaints there.
The sex bits are a mix of Shinobu with her boyfriend either being romantic, or being raped during his frequent bouts of possession by the devil.
The rest are what you'd expect from sexual duels- bondage, the baffling forced BJ [in which nobody ever gets their wang bitten off for some reason] and a smattering of tentacles.
In the end, I would classify this series more under entertainment than eroticism- the sex is way too wild to actually be stimulating, and the plot is pretty heavy handed, taking a non-stop wank fest out of the equation.
I recommend Kunoichi Gakuen Nimpocho solely on the To Say You've Seen It argument. Suffer through the bad bits -the painful animation, the strobe light effects, the close-ups of tentacles emerging from vaginas- solely to say "I have seen a girl getting plowed by a Daruma doll.
Rates: 0.5/5
Tapes: Six Episode OAV.


Kuro Ai


























Kuro Ai: Kojin Rikka invites Gojo Tetsuya to Gekkokan, a love hotel disguised as a posh private residence. He is enlisted to train the maids there, with the help of a magic potion that releases his inner darkness and makes women swoon over him.
The women living in the house, Miyabi and her maid, Hazuki, are at Tetsuya's beck and call, and become his sexual slaves.
But the true power of the potion shows itself with Hazuki's classmate, Minako, is seduced by Tetsuya solely by being in his presence. Encompassed by the power within him, he takes her and she becomes a slave of the Gekkokan, and finds herself living only to please the myriad of men who visit.
But the potion's power is so tempting that Tetsuya ingests too much of it, and begins to transform into a tentacled demon.
He mercilessly rapes Miyabi, Hazuki and Rikka.
Afterward, some of his humanity returns, and he’s disgusted by what he’s become.
Rikka, however, empathizes with him. She admits she too takes the potion to maintain youth, and proclaims her love for him.
Softened by Rikka’s acceptance of his mutated form, Tetsuya confesses that she is the only woman he needs.
Review: HOLY SHIT.
That’s all I can say.
On EVERY front, this hentai was absolutely TERRIFYING.
Firstly (although least horrifically), the animation is a sped up carnival of overexposed extreme close ups, so that in half the shots, you will have NO idea what is being thrust into. IS THAT A HAM? Oh no wait- oh god, it’s her armpit-which brings us to the second front of horror: the sexual acts.
Before seeing Kuro Ai, I could honestly say I’d never seen a sexual act that involved shoving earthworms up a girls butt then having ass-sex with her. I can no longer claim that. A piece of my innocence has been taken away. Cry for it. And while you’re at it, cry for: spiky wangs growing tentacles, pregnant gang bangs, virginity raping to a sentient dildo that shoots tartar sauce, bukakke/peeing orgies, cum-guzzling to the point of PUKING UP CUM, and of course, in case you forgot, fucking WORMS IN THE BUTT.
At this point I was so desensitized that I started laughing. Uncontrollably. When the main character said “I’m gonna stab you to death with my cock”, I thought it was just some terrible porn line. But, no. Once Tetsuya grows his tentacles, he fucks girls until HIS FESTIVAL OF COCKS GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM AND OUT THEIR MOUTHS.
And all this, ALL THIS, is happening at a fevered pace that looks like the whole shebang is being fast-forwarded.
The last area of what-the-fuckery is the design. While the women sport the hentai-default for bodies (big ass, big tits, small waist), they have the most TERRIFYING blow job faces ever drawn. Somebody out there finds this hover-mouth, eyes-rolling-back expression hot, I’m certain.
But then again, somebody out there also said, HAY, YOU KNOW WHAT’S FUN? WORMS.
WORMS IN THE BUTT.
Rates: 0.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


La Blue Girl























La Blue Girl: Miko Mido is the descendant of a female ninja clan named the Mirokshu. In the past, they made a deal with the forces of the underworld, the Shikimas, a collection of lustful monsters. The power the Mirokshu hold over the Shikimas is sealed in a signet case which Miko’s grandmother, sensing she has little time left, hands down to her granddaughter. However, before Miko can properly train and protect the case, it is stolen by a rival ninja clan, the Suzuka, who have waited centuries to gain superiority over the Mirokshu by stealing their power over the Shikima demons.
Immediately, the Shikima run amok, bent on revenge against the descendent of their age-old captors. They attempt to kidnap Miko, but because her scent is on her sister, Miyu, the Shikima kidnap her instead. Guilty over the capture of her sister, Miko is ready to go to any ends to rescue her. Under the instruction of her grandmother’s apparition, Miko uses an age-old technique to enter the Shikima’s realm: she ceremonially pleasures herself, and is magically transported to the underworld, only to see Miyu violated by the demons. She begs to take her sister’s place, and the monsters oblige. The situation looks hopeless, until a mysterious figure appears and saves Miko so she can train and fight again.
Review: La Blue Girl is probably the most infamous hentai/porn anime ever, but it’s by no means good. Hearing people rant and rave, I had high expectations, but it’s just not up to par. First and foremost, the dub: it was indescribably awful. I would rather pass a cheese grater over my arm than listen to dubbed Miko’s “lustful” cries, which sound alarmingly like Pokémon having sex. The animation has its moments, but while you get an eyeful of well rendered, beautifully drawn segments one moment, they quickly turn into a deformed, off-model pile of crap the next. This inconsistency even features in the sex scenes, which are in the most part just pans with thrusting tentacles. Speaking of which, there’s only so much hentacle rape you can watch without it getting redundant, and it gets old fast after seeing Miko violated four times within the first ten minutes. But after the first episode, they do toss things up with some mechanical tentacles… As opposed to the monster ones. Marvel at the diversity. And through this plethora of psuedo-wieners, the audience is treated with incestuous hermaphrodites, sword sex, Miko’s special power of shooting razors out of her bush, battles of who can orgasm first, and, of course, the air dildo, a misshapen contraption that seems to have been designed by somebody who both failed shop class, and could never win the soap box derby. After all this is said and done, you’re left wondering if you’re horny, or just have the munchies, because, man, that was one bad trip.
Rates: 1/5
Tapes: One Movie.


 Legend of the Wolf Woman































Legend of the Wolf Woman: In the aftermath of a hostage situation, police woman Linda is unable to stop the murdered family's dog from escaping.
She thinks nothing of it.
After the stress of the case, Linda and her friend Mary from forensics, go to their favorite haunt, the Tiger's Eye Club.
After Linda and her boyfriend Brian (who owns the club) leave for a night of passion, Mary is left to drown her “single girl sorrows” with Kata, a stripper who works the club. Mary notices a cut on Kata's arm, and she admits she was bitten by a stray dog. Despite her inebriation, Mary is still a doctor at heart, and tends to Kata's wound.
The following day, an outbreak of a strange new strain of rabies is reported, and Mary is on the case.
She and the other researchers work tirelessly to unlock the secret of the strange virus.
Meanwhile, Kata undergoes horrific transformations. Wracked with uncontrollable lust, she seeks out men indiscriminately, then attacks them.
As the days progress, those infected by Kata take on animalistic forms as well.
With indisputable evidence pointing to Kata as the disease vector, Linda and Mary rush to her apartment, but find Kata missing. However, a member of her tribe is there, a Goliath of a man named Mustange.
He reveals that he had a vision of Kata's torment, and although science has no cure, his ancient magic can reverse the curse.
With the help of the police force, the three square off against Kata and her legion of infected followers.
In the melee that ensues, Linda is forced to confront Brian, whom she kills.
Kata, on the other hand, is taken into Mustange's psyche, where he cures her by satisfying her carnal needs.
Review: Well, THAT was too close to furry sex for comfort. If you look past the ridiculous psuedo-native aspects, this is all an excuse to see anthropomorphic animals getting it on.
That probably explains why nobody had a particularly lame animal form- although I'd put money on gerbil-man having an AWESOME time.
Now I know some of you, perhaps sporting a pair of cat ears as we speak, are thinking “yes, FINALLY, something for me and my kind”.
In a word: No. Go back to fapping over Remus Lupin.
The non-bestial sex is, if possible, MORE disturbing.
First, there's the slightly uncomfortable scene between Linda and Brian. Yes, it's consensual, yes it's got some semi-hot power play and bondage, but NO, he did NOT just fuck her with her own gun.
Kids, firearms should never be inserted into orifices. Aim away from your face and/or genitals.
Second, there's the car bang- sort of like finger bang, but with more jumper cables. Brian rigs Kata up to his car's engine and electrocutes her with the feeder. GO SPEED RACER GO.
Then there's Mary getting raped by her coworker and crying the whole time, which would have been far more horrifying if he didn't have a prehensile wang with the ability to unzip his pants.
And finally, Mustange- a 9 foot tall monstrosity clad solely in cover-alls that do nothing to disguise his myriad of back fat rolls. I prayed we wouldn't be subject to his hamhands roaming over nubile young women, but no. He has a big-boned bonanza with Kata and Mary ~in the spirit world~.
And that's the note they end on.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, your anguish sustains us.
Rates: 1.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Lingeries Office



























Lingeries Office: Yusuke Nakonishi has just started a new job working at a company that sells lingerie.
Surrounded by beautiful women modeling their newest product -seamless lingerie- Yusuke is in heaven.
But behind the titillating facade of cute secretaries, the company's network is under attack and private information is being stolen.
Yusuke is hired by the chief of Best Beauty Body Lingerie Company to covertly find out who is selling himout.
Yusuke sets his sights on the conservative network administrator, Chisa. Though she tries to act cold, eventually Yusuke's sexual talents bring Chisa to his side, and she admits that she's been unable to stop a hacker from infiltrating the company.
Though she knows nothing of the perpetrators, Yusuke's suspicions are peaked by Chisa's lament for her old boss, Zaitsu, and his formidable computer talent.
Yusuke begins dating Zaitsu's ex girlfriend, executive secretary Rena. But Rena doesn't give up information as easily as she gives up her body; it takes all of Yusuke's ability to thrill her into revealing what she knows about the company.
However, before he can find anything conclusive, photos of himself and Rena are spread throughout the company, causing an enormous scandal.
Zaitsu, clearly behind the blackmail, confronts Yusuke and tries to manipulate Rena back to him.
However, Rena is a changed woman -and like the others at the company- stands by Yusuke's side.
She finally gives him the documents proving Zaitsu is guilty of funneling of funds.
Despite the scandal, Yusuke remains at the company, and for his hard work on the seamless lingerie marketing campaign, becomes head of the department.
Review: Lingeries Office's name hurts it- it conjures imagery of unconvincing transvestites dressed solely in a teddy, fishnets and a five-o'clock shadow. I went into this with a chip on my shoulder, and came out with a chip in my pants. Lingeries Office is FANTASTIC.
What I can't understand is why everybody has heard of Legend of the Overfiend and Bible Black, but they aren't toting this gem.
Either people were too embarrassed to tell their friends about their love of Lingeries, or people secretly dig women getting raped in the ass with AK-47's.
Sadly, for those of you in the latter category, this anime features only hot, anatomically correct, uncensored, adult sex.
While it's obviously based on a video game -get the hot girl, get the nerdy girl, get the virgin- they made it work well enough with the plot that it doesn't seem like a to do list. With a score of tolerable porno-esque music, fantastic animation, minimal reuse, and great design, I really can't find any fault.
If you're NOT looking for a quality flick that's 80% spank material and 20% nod-worthy plot, go watch Magical Girl Meruru, otherwise you should already be putting on your shoes and digging Cheeto-covered coins from inside the couch to go buy Astroglide.
Rates: 4/5
Tapes: Three Episode OAV.


Living Sex Toy Delivery





































Living Sex Toy Delivery: Shouji leads a normal life, and works for a delivery company. While helping a woman named Yuika move, she takes a liking to him, and invites him to a party.
Thinking nothing of it, and finding Yuika quite cute, Shouji agrees. However, before he knows it, he blacks out, and awakes unable to move. While under the influence of a paralyzing drug, several women take advantage of him, for the odd ends of collecting his semen.
After he's spent, a singular woman, cloaked in shadow, orders him to be disposed of. Two of the others throw Shouji in a box, and leave him on the railway tracks.
Just as the train is about to hit him, the paralysis wears off, and Shouji escapes, only to find a suicide note nearby.
Overcome with rage, he crafts a plan for vengeance- beginning with Yuika. Pretending to have a delivery for her, her forces entry into her house, traps her in a box, and brings her to his cellar. There he rapes her, constantly questioning her about the party.
Yuika insists she knew nothing, especially about a plot to murder him- she was invited by her student and brought Shouji because she didn't want to go alone.
Yuika soon falls for Shouji, and because of her infatuation with him, he believes her and enlists her aid in finding the women responsible for his attack.
As Yuika hunts down the perpetrators, each new woman leads them to the next; Shouji captures them all in turn, trapping them in a box, brining them to his cellar wherein he exploits their sexual fantasies in order to gain information about who was ultimately behind the party.
Eventually, he and Yuika stalk and violate their way to the true reason Shouji was captured: Ayame Tokudaiji, head of Tokudaiji Pharmaceuticals. Although she appears to be a young girl, Ayame is truly a sadistic woman, vexed by the idea of growing old. Her fetish is dominating older women, and in order to continue this fantasy, she must remain young.
Although no official research company would back her, Ayame privately looks into the rejuvenating capabilities of semen, and under the guise of sex parties, collects all she can from helpless men, only to dispose of them to eliminate evidence.
Overcome with rage, Shouji traps Ayame in her own S&M dungeon, attacks and rapes her until he feels he's been compensated, and then leaves her, visibly abused, in a box delivered to her company.
With his revenge complete, Shouji is left with the subservient and doting Yuika- however, after hearing of Ayame's secret to youthful looks, Yuika begins to get her own ideas.
Review: Winner of the Misleading Title award in 2002, this hentai ended up being completely the opposite of what I expected. The name leads you to assume custom made sex fantasies would show up on various doorsteps and eroticism would ensue.
That seems like a subject with a HUGE audience, particularly if the people ordering these "sex toys" were shut-in nerds who finally get to touch real live boobies.
Quite the opposite, Living Sex Toy Delivery panders to the tiny market of male-rape revenge fetishists.
Not only that, but it seems to have built its plot upon a checklist: several different women with various fetishes, each captured and violated, then end up enjoying it, all at the hands of a studly male lead endowed with a giant "meat hammer" [as the translators like to call it].
I'm beginning to think that Japanese men have a lot of rage.
While the majority of Shouji's victims DO end up enjoying their altercations with him, this hentai isn't without its obligatory WTF moments.
Let's enjoy them together: kicking a woman in the box, only to have his shoe become dislodged, and leaving it in there FOREVERMORE.
Peeing. Drinking pee. Peeing in order to extinguish a candle which has been inserted into a woman's twat.
Graphic, bloody anal rape.
Electrocuting a trans gendered bodybuilder while she wishes to have her very own penis.
And finally, the worst offense, if only because of its blatant attack on basic science: drinking liters of semen a day in order to preserve youth.
Although Living Sex Toy Delivery is passably animated and the designs aren't bad, the few genuinely sexy scenes aren't worth the squick factor.
Unless you happen to be blessed with one of the specific fetishes listed above, there are other, less "specialized" hentai out there where you can bath in the over hashed glow of an erotic game "get the various girls" hijinks.
Rates: 1.5/5
Tapes: Three Episode OAV.


Magical Girl Meruru
























































Magical Girl Meruru: Meruru is a young wizard who has studied under her elderly master, Sharuru, for many years. Recently she left his tutelage to travel to the monastery at the edge of the world, in order to complete her training.
During her travels, she is confronted by a girl who is tied to a tree, completely nude. The girl introduces herself as Luna, and begs Meruru for help, as her village has been desecrated by an ogre, and her sister, Tia, has disappeared.
Meruru searches the village, but the ogre finds her first, and before she can escape, it rapes her. Because she hasn’t mastered the timing of her magic, Meruru’s spells fall short, and she is brought back to the ogre’s cave, where she finds all the missing girls.
In a last ditch effort to save them, Meruru escapes and tries to find her staff. But before she can reach it, the ogre catches up with her; luckily, the spells she cast the previous day finally discharge, and the ogre is struck down.
Bidding Tia and Luna adieu, Meruru travels onward, and joins up with a party of adventurers, who are also traveling to the monastery.
Meruru and the party’s wizard, Frenieple "Freni" Slaipny Sen, become fast friends, and are just as quickly thrown into danger.
Fish Men catch them at a destroyed bridge, and drag the two girls to their underground cave, where they violate them in order to propagate their line.
Once again, Meruru is helpless until one of her earlier spells manages to vaporize the monsters.
With the help of a potion to destroy the Fish Men’s eggs, the girls are safe, and settle in at the monastery without further incident.
Review: I’m generally hesitant to give any anime the title of “worst shit I’ve ever seen”, but Magical Girl Meruru sorely tempts me.
First of all, it’s a hentai, so I’ll skim past the fact the animation was shitty, nothing except the penetration shots moved, and the design made me want to claw out my eyes.
But even with that, even with EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF THIS SUCKING, the hentai parts were god awful.
The first x-rated scene features The Ogre, with his 50-foot-long pencil thin dick, which in close-ups, has the texture of bark. With this horrifying member, he violates an entire village of girls, as well as Meruru when she haphazardly crosses his path. The ensuing scene made my uterus retreat high up in my sternum. He fucks her with his tree-cock UNTIL SHE IS BLEEDING PROFUCELY FROM HER VAGINA, and then, miraculously, HE RAPES HER SOME MORE.
I can taste the bile in my mouth.
Seriously.
If you’ve read my other hentai reviews, you know I’m not a prude. I don’t shy away from the fact anime girls look about twelve years old, or that they’re violated by monsters, or (sad but true) that they get raped on a fairly constant level.
But the Ogre was just WAY TOO MUCH. He’s the ONLY male character in the first episode, is featured in EVERY sex scene, and has the most LOUD AND IRRITATING RETARD VOCIE throughout every single act.
The second episode was equally stupid. And I use stupid in the literal sense. It actually damaged my brain to watch it.
This time the only men involved in sex scenes are Fish Men, with cocks made of a SERIES OF BALLS. And for 30 minutes straight, they have sex with Meruru and her new bosomy chum, The Wizard (whose name I never learned because it was sixty fucking nonsense-syllables long).
Don’t get me wrong, long sex scenes are usually great, but a half-hour of the same terrible footage of Fish Men violating badly drawn girls? No, sir. I don’t like it.
Luckily, right after the Fish Men LAY THEIR EGGS in the girls, Meruru manages to do magic (one of her previous spells comes back hours later to save them- which happens at least once per episode, to much “hilarity”) and defeats them.
Then we’re treated to The Morning After Potion, wherein we get to watch all the spooge and Fish Man eggs slush out of Meruru, in graphic detail.
This part is the most well-aniamted segment.
Which makes me cry out WHAT. WHAT THE SHIT.
Who proposed this? More importantly, WHO SHELLED OUT THE MONEY TO HAVE IT MADE!? What crazy old man was like, “OH GOD, NO NORMAL SEX? ONLY OGER RAPE AND FISH VIOLATION WITH A TOO-MUCH-INFORMATION AFTERMATH ABOUT ABORTED TADPOLES?! SIGN ME UP.”
Seriously, after the traumatizing sex scenes of this, it’s not even worth mentioning the rest. But for the sake of being thorough, the music was some sort of low-key zombie movie soundtrack that did absolutely nothing to help make the reaming bearable, the characters came in two varieties, “retarded” or “fucking annoying and useless”, and if you even try to watch it in more depth than “yah okay she’s getting raped”, you will find that NOTHING THAT HAPPENS MAKES ANY SENSE. EVER.
Seriously, the only thing that made me stop puking long enough to snigger once was Meruru’s Dumbledore-esque master who’s clearly high on opium throughout the entire thing. He pops up in little “aside” bubbles to give garbled, nonsensical information, all the while sporting a methed-out face and a terrifying twinkle in his eye that tells you he’s seen the back end of more young wizards than you’ll ever know.
So, in summary, I must reiterate OGRE SEX.
DO.
NOT.
WANT.
Rates: 0/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Magical Twilight, The Hex Files





























Magical Twilight, The Hex Files: Chipple is a White Witch with a terrible academic record; without a flawless practical test of her magical skills, she'll never become a full fledged witch. The test? Assigned to live with a mortal boy named Tsukasa Tachibana and impact his life in a positive way, which may not be entirely difficult if not for Irene the promiscuous witch from Chipple's graduating class with the same assignment and who's more inclined to simply seduce the boy and be done with it.
Chaos ensues when an evil Black Witch called Liv is assigned to kill the same Tsukasa Tachibana for her practical exam, and the three battle with their poor unwitting and sexually frustrated charge in the balance.
It's much ado about nothing however when Tsukasa's friend rapes and ensnares the villainous witch and defuses the situation, leaving the three to continue their perpetual test in a vacation to a country hot springs!
Drama surrounds the trio when they stay at a ryokan and become entangled in family politics between a widow and her estranged daughter. Emotions and erotic energies flare between them all before everyone discovers what's truly important, and love wins the day.
Review: Yet again, the term “hentai” has been splashed all over an anime which has more teen drama than sex. Save for Chipple’s nymphomaniac friend Irene, the sex that happens is few, far between, and (for the most part) vanilla.
As can be expected in harem-type anime, every girl wants to get with Tsukasa, despite the fact that prior to meeting the witches he was a lonely awkward college student that lived alone and only made sweet love to his fist of fury.
But in true shoujou fashion, girls are suddenly ready to cast a full-body bind on our young hero just to have their way with him.
And what’s more hilarious erotic than female/male rape?
If your feminist hackles are all up at the plethora of non-con hentai out there, you should probably give this flick at least a cursory glance- because for every girl that gets forcibly violated in Bible Black, Tsukasa takes one from the ladies in Magical Twilight.
And that, gentlemen, covers the Sex Quotient of the show: half a dozen scenes of Tsukasa alternately getting busy by choice and busy by force.
The rest of the three episodes are filled with the heart-wrenching FEELINGS (yes, lads, flee) that ensues between Tsukasa and Chipple as she tries to integrate into human society, they face the fact that he repeatedly gets raped cheats on her, and the obligatory amnesia sequence in which Tsukasa must recover his memories.
But love prevails- and, strangely enough, despite how god awful it sounds summarized by a jaded old hag like me, it wasn’t half bad… For a hentai.
I would be more inclined to call this “erotica” –I can hear the girls masturbating furiously already- as, after regaining his memory of Chipple because he cares for her SO DEEPLY, Tsukasa makes sweet graphic love to his intended, and they live HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
NAKED.
Fap fap fap.
Rates: 2.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Maison Plaisir





































Maison Plaisir: The Kazenaha Inn is home to several interesting characters; the gender neutral Nagi, the studious Kasumi, and the lonely manager Miyuki - a poor widowed woman who runs the establishment following the death of her husband Heizo.
Seiichi is the newest tenant, there to study for his entrance exams, but his common place story hides a sinister past. Having been discovered teaching his stepmother Rin the subtle pleasures of sexual bondage he was cast out from his home in shame, now to live out his life in frustration and loneliness.
However, his situation soon changes, when he discovers a secret room in the Kazenaha Inn filled with impliments of bondage and sexual torture. It appears Miyuki's former husband was a Bondage Master, and her desire to be dominated coincides perfectly with Seiichi's quest to degrade and tantalize. Together the two form a deep bond and attempt to perfect their sexual art.
This happy couple are disrupted when Seiichi's little sister Kiriko comes calling, followed shortly by his mother Rin, both of whom want nothing more than to be the center of Seiichi's painful attention.
Through the drama, jealousy and pain, bondage allows the entire group to find happiness and unity.
Review: Now, I'm no authority on the secret world of Japanese Bondage Training, but it seems to me a 17 year old kid would be low in the pecking order. Seiichi manages to train his mom (step mom, thank God), sister (step sister- again, close call) and landlady. For the most part, the S&M is consensual and tastefully erotic. It only gets into WTF territory twice. First when Miyuki lays her old master to rest by peeing on his photo -which may be a sign of respect in the world of sadists, but was a bit sudden and unsettling for the rest of us. Second is the scene where Miyuki is suspended from the ceiling and has an enema, which results in what I like to call the poo-go-round.
Oh, and I guess the end bit where Seiichi makes his step mom and her ACTUAL daughter get down and dirty with some slippery scissor sex was pretty unnerving, but by that point I'd cashed in my horror card.
Luckily, Maison Plaisir has a lot of good things going for it- tolerable animation, good design, fairly solid plot (if you can suspend disbelief regarding Seiichi being the BDSM Chosen One).
The characters are surprisingly well done, Miyuki in particular stands out as a three dimensional personality. She doesn't just fall into Seiichi's arms because she's a lonely widower who yearns for S&M- she tells him when he's doing things wrong, is uncomfortable when Seiichi tries things her old master used to do, and behaves like a mature, decent person at all other times.
Seiichi, on the other hand, struggles with his duality- one minute he's an affable dork who isn't much good at anything, the next he's laughing manically in the dark about his Grand Plans for Spanking. Even in the short two episodes, he shows character development; after marrying Miyuki his episodes of masochistic psychosis lessen, and he visibly matures.
It's not often you get to see the dominate male have to figure things out and better himself- it was a welcome change from the usual I Am Awesome; Sex With Ladies Now type of lead role.
I would have actually rated this anime fairly high if it had just focused on that plot, but for whatever reason, they felt the need to add Comic Relief. First, there's Kasumi, who's constantly yelling about how her ass needs attention- yet never actually gets to see any play away from disturbingly shaped cucumbers. And then there's that body-builder Head of the Neighborhood who flies in dramatically, punches stuff, spouts poetic lines about manliness, and fights with the village priest.
Why?
Who the hell is in the focus group saying, “you know what this porn needs? MORE COMEDY”.
Despite that, if you like the bondage scene, you'll like this. It's aimed at a niche market, and if you happen to be in said market picking up a new ball gag or elaborate system of pulleys, you should add Maison Plaisir to your shopping list.
Rates: 2.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Mystery of the Necronomicon





































Mystery of the Necronomicon: For over fifty years Toshiaki Nezu pursued his obsession with immortality. Through the Necronomicon's black magic he managed to slow down his own aging process. However, he has yet to complete the full ritual, for Satoshi Suzusaki interrupted Nezu on his first attempt. Though Satoshi escaped the conflict alive, the Necronomicon wiped his memory.
With a gruesome ring of murders, Satoshi remembering nothing, and a young orphaned girl on their hands, the police abandoned the case.
Once he was released from the sanitarium, Satoshi adopted the girl, Asuka, who he raised as a daughter until she was of age. In present day, she assists him in his work as a private detective.
Together, they take a much needed vacation at a ski resort. But they haven't been at the lodge for more than a day when a murder is reported. The circumstances are gruesome: the victim’s face has been cut off and their eyes have been removed.
A similar string of murders were reported to have happened six years ago, and when the police arrive, their prime suspect is Satoshi. Though he was involved in the original incident, Satoshi cannot remember what happened, and therefore cannot defend himself. Determined to solve the case before he is tried as the prime suspect, Satoshi begins investigating those still staying at the resort. With Asuka and his lover, Mina's, help Satoshi finds that all those murdered once worked at M. M. Pharmaceuticals.
Though Nezu is one of the lodge's visitors, he had no motive to murder the researchers. He does, however, kidnap a young girl named Nozomi, much to the distress of her guardian, Haruka.
As Satoshi chases down Nezu, he runs into Mina, who admits to working directly with Nezu. She explains that it was a double deal: she got revenge on M. M. Pharmaceuticals for force-testing drugs on her, while Nezu was able to taunt Satoshi and acquire Nozomi, the final piece to his ritual.
Stricken by what she did against Satoshi, Mina kills herself.
Following the clues she left behind, Satoshi, Haruka and Asuka travel to America to Half Acre Mansion, where they suspect Nezu is holding Nozomi. When they arrive there, the same types of ghastly murders begin to take place, only this time, the bodies aren't completely dead. Zombies begin to torment the mansion, throwing Satoshi into a desperate attempt to recover his memories to save Nozomi and stop Nezu.
On the Night of Beltane, when Nezu plans to sacrifice Nozomi, the Necronomicon breaks its hold over Satoshi's memories, and he is able to recover what happened six years ago. He remembers the mansion completely, as well as how he interrupted Nezu back then.
Once more, Satoshi stops the ritual from proceeding. With the help of Asuka's wish to avenge her parents and Haruka's ardent love for Nozomi, the three succeed in stopping Nezu and destroying the Necronomicon.
Review: Despite my summary not describing it, there's every manor of sex you could wish for in this anime- except GOOD sex. The scenes are too short, and way too far apart. Satoshi is also featured in more than half of them, and he's about as sexually exciting as clipping coupons with grandma. Satoshi's sex face can be described in one word: unanimated. Much like the rest of Mystery of the Necronomicon.
There's also a share of the more creepy fetishes for those of us so inclined. But, unfortunately, not as much necrophilia as one would expect from an anime ABOUT the book of the dead.
Mainly the strangeness comes from the guardian/child relationships that happen. Satoshi ends up porking Asuka, and though they're not related, he did RAISE her. The same goes for Haruka and Nozomi, though nothing actually happens between them out of Haruka's unimaginative wet dreams.
Which brings me to the moral of the story: don't be a lesbian, because while everybody else ends up paired off, happy, or possibly dead, you'll be alone, unsatisfied, still forced to lust after your child protégé from afar, and very much alive.
As for the students I secretly lust over, they'll be getting a lesson in Wiccan Holidays, so nobody ever emulates Necronomicon's blatant misuse of the various Sabbaths.
FYI: the actual Night of Beltane has very little to do with zombies.
Rates: 3/5
Tapes: Several episodes with different missions on each.


New Saga



































New Saga: The Ultra God, a creature born in the world of humans, is believed to be the ultimate end to the civilization of Beasts, Demons and Humans. The coming of the Ultra God will destroy all three dominions and rebuild them under his reign.
In attempts to alter the predictions of the Ultra God eliminating their people, the Beasts send the rogue outcast Amano Jyaku to hunt the powerful monster.
His first fight is not with the God, but with Demon Queen Genyo. The two duel in an almost jovial manner, understanding one another, for both have been scouring earth for three-hundred years for the Ultra God.
The time among humans has come, as boxing champion Ozaki sees a psychic that predicts his malignant cancer will be inexplicably cured. When he questions why, she is unable to answer.
However, this night he transforms for the first time, taking the form of Ultra God and taking his first virgin sacrifice.
The following morning, Ozaki awakens with no memory of the previous night.
Once Ozaki is revealed as the Ultra God, rebels from the Demon and Beast world begin to attack him and his friends, trying to trigger his transformation. Jyaku rushes to each scene, trying to quell the fights and keep Ozaki in human form.
But it's difficult to keep Ozaki's rage under check since he has emotional trauma that lead to his rages- as a child he was always the weakest, which lead him to push himself at boxing, testing his physical limits.
As his transformations become more frequent and violent, Ozaki cannot control his lust for young women, whom he ultimately kills in each attack.
Review: I'm not entirely sure WHY this is a hentai. Yes, there is sex, but it seems to have been tacked on as an afterthought. I suppose nobody was interested in the overdone story of a boy with secret powers... So they made him part of an underground orgy cult.
Interesting.
No, wait, the other thing.
Pointless.
Not only was the plot terribly told, but it made no sense even once everything was revealed. There are so many disjointed plot lines that I thought I had accidentally downloaded an episode of something entirely different. But no, it was still Urotsukidoji New Saga, in all it's random glory. With terrible design, the two male protagonists looking exactly the same, and a smattering of random girls, it's difficult to pin point who you're supposed to remember, and who's an extra.
The animation is also sub par, and the design is down right BAD. None of the characters follow the same style. They all seemed to come from DIFFERENT anime. You have some shojou looking boys, some demons from Devil Man, and a hideous little familiar that disturbingly resembles something American Animation would concoct.
In a word, this anime was simply too severe. The plot was severely random, the drawing style severely different, the sex severely kinky, and the use of 3D animation severely retarded.
New Saga simply fails at being a hentai- and when the curriculum only includes "show lots of boobies", that's a pretty sad defeat.
I found it seriously hard to be aroused by this tripe. The first scene features a girl trying to seduce a comatose guy during an orgy, which was frightfully uneventful. The second, and FINAL sex scene is a huge bug creature that rends a girl in two with his bugwang...
Perhaps I'm just old fashioned, but that just seems a little SEVERE.
But if your kink is snuff, hospital fare, and a little Lolita monster fetish on the side- perhaps you'll be able to skip through Urotsukidoji New Saga's heinous plot and enjoy the scary bonking (and slicing).
Rates: 1/5
Tapes: Series with progressive plot on each.


Nine O'Clock Woman

















Nine O'Clock Woman: Miki Katsuragi is a successful anchorwoman who was recently promoted to the prime-time 9pm news spot. With intelligence, kindness and style, she's respected by both the public and her workmates.
However, Miki has a secret fetish- to be pleasured while everybody is watching.
After noticing Miki masturbating in her dressing room, a studio grip named Satake takes an interest in her, and blackmails her into doing his bidding. He forces her to explore the depths of her fantasies- wearing vibrators under her clothes, having sex in public, and other dangerous scenarios.
After enjoying this for some time, Satake notices that Shimizu, a new low-level employee at the studio, has a crush on Miki. He blindfolds her, ties her up, and leaves her in her dressing room for Shimizu to find. Satake then coerces the young man into having sex with Miki, despite the fact she has no idea who he is.
However, after the deed, she suspects something is wrong.
Being a master manipulator, Satake, in an oddly kind gesture, asks Miki to dinner. Miki begins to realize her feelings for him, and can't push them down even when the evening turns into on-going humiliation rather than romance.
Realizing she's lost control, Miki demands to know what Satake wants. He responds that he wants the perfect sex slave- and she's almost there.
Review: This is a great older hentai that too many people write off because of its age. The art and animation are ten times better than the stuff that's been released recently, and the plot is actually as deep as it is erotic.
Nine O'Clock Woman is kinky without being horrifying -the mechanics of the sex are all vanilla, nothing weird at all- it's the situations and Miki's inner-dialog that make them naughty.
It's also nice to see a hentai of this nature that doesn't involve forced sex; even though Miki is embarrassed by Satake's demands, she does everything of her own volition. Satake as well, despite being a purposefully unlikable character, isn't just having angry sex with random women- he realizes Miki's perversion and takes advantage of it.
Certainly, if you're looking for something sweet and loving, this hentai isn't it- but if you've been waiting for a kinky hentai that ISN'T [for once] all about enemas and weeing on each other, thank god for Nine O'Clock Woman, and the welcome piece of sanity it lends to the BDSM hentai genre. Rates: 3/5
Tapes: Three Episode OAV.


Nymphs Of The Stratosphere











































Nymphs Of The Stratosphere: Strange encounters with hyper-sexual beings known as “nymphs” have been experienced throughout Tokyo.
Though most of these meetings are fleeting, a few people have managed to capture the creatures.
However, only one boy manages to befriend one.
Shou is an anti-social teenager who shoulders the burden of taking care of his father. One night he's distracted from surfing the 'net by a young girl out on his balcony.
She appears to be peeping on an exhibitionist couple across from her, and pleasuring herself.
Shou creeps outside to get a closer look, but she spots him and disappears.
The following night she pays him a more personal visit, and follows him inside. Shou is extremely curious about her, asking many questions.
When she answers, it seems to be telepathically. She introduces herself as Floy, and admits that Shou is the only person who has been able to hear her. Being very forward, Floy starts to explore herself and asks Shou to do the same.
Afterward, utterly confused by what just happened, Shou returns online to see if anybody can clarify. He reads several rumors of nymphs visiting humans; these beings are very curious about sex because they only have one orifice and can't reproduce. However, of the dozen nymphs that have been spotted around Tokyo, some are said to be flawed, and carry a strange disease.
Meanwhile, two others are reading the same posts; one sadistic man who holds a nymph prisoner in order to take humiliating pictures of her, and a spoiled girl who uses her nymph as a sexual slave.
Upon hearing that their captives are defective, they murder the nymphs.
Floy feels the deaths, and starts to panic. Sympathizing, Shou says he'll do anything to help, because he likes Floy for who she is, regardless of WHAT she is.
As knowledge of the nymphs becomes common-place, more and more of them are being violated and killed.
Only Shou and Floy know of the epidemic.
Review: The first law of hentai: the budget of an erotic anime is directly proportional to how fucked up the sex is.
Point and case, Nymphs of the Stratosphere starts out with an episode [well, that's generous, it's closer to fifteen-minutes] of plot-what-plot sex.
In fact, aside from the near-constant moaning, there isn't any dialog, just the nymphs banging men and women repeatedly. I suspect they spent all the money on dripping sound effects.
They seem to have only hired voice talent for the last half- which you can find in the dictionary under “Filler: what is”. Basically it's still frames of what you just saw, overlaid with a bad fanfic about nymphs read aloud.
Any tingling in your nethers you may have felt while watching the first part will immediately vanish as you laugh uncontrollably at the euphemisms for buttocks...
“Noble round hills”.
But apparently SOMEBODY out there dug these single-oraficd monologuing fairies, because the second episode suddenly has some cash to throw around for the little things, like voice actors, and a full twenty-two minutes of animation.
And with this comes the fuckery: men with penises larger than the women, the nymphs suddenly killing their prey, being fucked to death with a broom, and (the new hot trend in hentai) gun sex.
The only thing that earns the last two episodes a few points is Shou- somehow I relate to this geeky misanthrope. And you do too.
Instead of banging this white-hot nymph that wants to play peaknuckle with his package, he GOES ONLINE to check message boards for REFRENCE.
Yes. This is the proper course of action when faced with a visitor of the female persuasion.
Now for those of you rolling up the sleeves of your checkered flannel shirts, worry not; Nymphs of the Stratosphere has a healthy serving of hot girl-on-girl action, including a hot rich chick hiring a nubile young thing for her pleasure, and some BDSM play between a gothic lolita and her slave.
It's a pity that every sexual encounter ends in either the nymph being brutally murdered, or the human being sexed to death.
If they'd just left that out, and maybe stuck on an ending better than fade to black THE END, and cut out that ridiculous narration at the end of the first episode, and- Wait a minute. Nymphs of the Stratosphere wasn't good at all! You can't call a shanty a mansion just because two grand would make it happen, that shit is still a run down place for homeless people to huff glue.
Rates: 1.5/5
Tapes: Three Episode OAV.


Pleasure Pack 2



























Pleasure Pack 2:
    Countdown to Delight: Motoki is your average young student, plagued with issues that prevent him from studying, like his lesbian sister Megumi and her lover Eika loudly having sex in the next room and his gay best friend Yuji constantly attempting to kiss him.
    He seems to finally find respite when he comes to the rescue of the sweet Natsuki, an intelligent girl who offers her large quiet mansion and tutoring services to him free of charge – save for tying him up in her sex dungeon and playfully punishing him severely!
    His sister, her lover and his friend all come to rescue him from this terrible fate... or do they?
    Review: Although this is toted as an “erotic comedy”, it's more about the laughs than the lechery. In fact, Countdown to Delight will make you laugh even when it's not trying to. The character design is hilariously bad- from their
    chipmunk cheeks, to Motoki's tiny silly-putty colored wang, and mention of the Brad Pitt Dildo [the man should be proud, even Japanese lesbians love his genitals].
    Although it does have a few good laughs, most at its own expense, Countdown to Delight would have actually been GOOD if it had actually made Motoki have a gay revelation at the end. I mean, it came SO close to the fabled combination of yaoi and yuri, all it needed was one little gay romp in boytown to seal the deal. And who's Motoki kidding, anyway? His long eyelashes, his rampant hatred of women, his bright orange hamster t-shirt; this kid is one flash dance short of flaming.
    Ultimately, all I can say about this one-shot is that it's weird, short, and you may as well watch it because you can't troll /b/ ALL day.

    Stairs: Une and Makoto have been friends for ages, confiding all their secretes to each other. But when other boys start asking about Une, Makoto is forced to face his feelings for her. He attempts to be casual, as he always has, and ask her out- but she refuses, saying she has plans with her boyfriend.
    Taken aback, Makoto becomes extremely jealous of this mystery man [about whom Une will say very little].
    Une has good reason to be secretive- not only is her her boyfriend in college, but she recently found out she's pregnant with his child.
    With nobody to turn to, Une tries to tell everything to Makoto, but he's too blinded by his feelings for her to listen and runs away.
    Meanwhile, Eri, a classmate of Makoto, confesses her feelings for him. Feeling neglected and frustrated, Makoto takes her up on her offer.
    Une is left to make her own decision. When her boyfriend decides to quit college due to bad grades, she choses to drop out of highschool, and run away with him.
    Review: Whoever decided this short film should be in a compilation called “pleasure pack” was either twisted, or didn't bother to watch it. Stairs is actually a stark, realistic tale about the choices high school kids face when they traverse that awkward road into adulthood.
    Despite featuring one or two sex scenes, this anime is FAR from erotic- filing it under the porn section is like calling the movie KIDS a hentai because there's sex in it.
    That said, despite being a very mature story with a plot dealing with serious issues, Stairs is slow, badly designed, and inconclusive.
    It fails as a hentai for the reasons above, but it also fails as a short film by completely neglecting character development or any kind of plot. It's as if they took one chapter out of a giant novel, made it into a movie, and expected people to care just because they slapped on some bare back boinking.

Rates: 1.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode Compilation.


Princess Memory
















Princess Memory: Collin, Pony and Sallian work together to run a roadside inn where a buxom traveling woman called Lily has suddenly appeared in search of adventure - lured to the area by a local mysterious cave filled with monsters.
Plagued with prophetic dreams where a girl called Felina begs for his help, Collin is compelled to follow Lily into the cave where he believes he might find the lost and forlorn beauty.
It becomes apparent that Felina's soul has been ripped asunder, split into the different aspects of her personality, and if he wishes to rescue her Collin must learn to love and conquer them each in turn to unify the whole.
Along the way he must overcome terrible monsters, deal with grief and sacrifice, and learn to love unconditionally.
Review: Morals in a hentai- what's next, no rape of any kind? Hahah- oh, there isn't. In fact, Princess Memory is the most cut and dry geek fantasy every made. It's almost mathematical: hero + sexy fighter * wild monkey sex^(dangerous cave exploration - alluring evil mage) = porking every woman in the show.
Despite the erotic scenes being consensual, they lack any spark at all. Collin doesn't seem the least bit interested in the women around him until he's having sex with them- and even then, it's more like assembling Ikea furniture than flinging sweaty passionate woo.
Each one of them in turn -Pony, Sallian, Lily, Feelia- proclaims her love for Collin, throws herself at him, says the compulsory "no, don't look at me!" the moment they're naked, and then they bang in a poorly animated way.
If the sex wasn't bad enough, the plot is even worse. Basically there's this One Evil Cave, in which Feelia resides. They venture into this thing two or three times, at which point they're faced with monsters that can be killed with one half-assed blow. The only real damage these things do is ripping off women's clothes. Oh, and killing Lily, but judging by how unmoved everybody is by that, it wasn't really a major event.
In fact, nothing in Princess Memory is memorable. They should have named it Princess Monotony: a Boy's Guide to Adventuring and Titties.
Rates: 1/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Ride of the Valkyrie





































Ride of the Valkyrie: Valkyries, goddesses of war, are imbued with holy magic by rings given to them by their leader Freya.
With unrivaled chastity and dedication to their god, Odin, these warrior maidens keep the land free from the monsters of the underworld.
However, in a moment of weakness, Freya let herself be captured and seduced by the dark monsters that lust after her power and body.
Completely entranced by the erotic and immoral world in which these creatures live, Freya betrays her comrades and uses her power to aid in their capture.
The first is Valkyrie, the present 'Chosen One', who is raped and befouled by Freya's orc masters. Once Valkyrie's purity and will are broken, she is marched in front of a village that has fallen to monster rule. There she is humiliated and offered up to all the men of the village, in the interest of siring more goddess warriors.
Having laid waste to all the villages under Valkyrie's protection, and defiled her fellow warriors, Valkyrie and Freya's captors set their sights on the remaining goddess: Skuld.
Freya designs a parasite that attaches itself to Skuld in a moment of weakness, and allows them to track her.
Soon she is captured- but little do they realize, despite her youth, that Skuld was aware of their surveillance and let herself be taken in order to rescue her friends.
Once inside the underworld castle, Skuld lays waste to her kidnappers, and proceeds to search out Valkyrie and Freya.
However, when she finds them being violated and defiled, she loses her will to fight, and is taken as well.
Review: This is the hentai equivalent of “oh, here is the cable repairman. I feel sexy” type of no-plot North American porn. Except, instead of kinky white trash housewives being adulterous with handymen, this OAV is 100% pigmen raping goddesses.
What blows me away is that this thing is rated HIGH on almost every site. Who the fuck keeps doing that? Honestly, step forward so I can hit you.
Usually these sorts of things start with protesting ladies who eventually start to like it. But in this case, they hate it right up to the end. How -uh- realistic... Realistic and unnerving.
Now, judging from the hastily cobbled together plot, I'm sure I'm not supposed to dissect Character Motivation and other such frivolous things, but if, by chance, you're actually putting effort into watching this [rather than just turning it off upon realizing it's all pigrape, all the time], there are MANY confusing/WTF moments:
1. Freya betrays the other holy maidens to become a sex slave. Fine. Being a nun is understandably lacking in the giant monster wang department- but why does she suddenly start protesting halfway through? One minute she's all “I'll do anything for my disfigured masters”, the next she's like “Oh no, go away! Odin help me!”.
You made your rape bed, now you sleep in it, little lady. And indeed she does- right after that she goes back to being a submissive horny slave.
2. Skuld has a badass entrance- she appears to be young and innocent, but lets herself get caught and slaughters a bunch of the orcs to rescue her friends. But then suddenly and without reason, she drops her sword [twice] and begs Valkyrie to fight [even though Val is busy getting raped, and Skuld was doing pretty good up until that part], and then quietly succumbs to rape.
WTF? Your sword was RIGHT THERE. Did you fuck up your second initiative roll or what?
3. The impregnation subplot- as hot as impregnation to create the master race is [hahahaha- NO] every second line in this thing is “omg no, I'll get PREGNANT” and yet they're really never clear if the orcs CAN get her pregnant. I mean, if they can, why did they let all those human guys rape Valkyrie? Why would they have gone through all the trouble of devising means for the woman to rape EACHOTHER?
4. The poop tentacle. Need I say more? Actually, yes- because it gets worse. The Poop Tentacle is a sometimes-giant/sometimes-not purple blob that eats poop, then becomes a symbiont wang with which the girls rape each other.
Kids, despite what your kindergarten teacher told you, there's such a thing as TOO much creativity.
Maybe they should have harnessed some of that mental energy into marking the plot coherent, designing unique male characters rather than making them all identical porcine monsters, creating backgrounds that aren't just green to black gradients, or varying the sex so it isn't 50 scenes of GRAPHIC DEVERGINATING RAPE.
HONESTLY. And it STILL has 4/5 stars!
Every time you rate this thing high on a hentai review site, I will chop off a piece of your ear.
Rates: 0/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Ryokan Shirasagi













































Ryokan Shirasagi: The White Heron Inn was renowned for being a luxury resort that boasted gourmet cuisine. But when the chef and owner died, the Inn was left to his wife, Yuriko, who is overwhelmed with the amount of work needed simply to keep the place running.
Though she has a few employees left, she can’t afford a new chef, and the Inn begins to suffer; patrons complain that it’s far less whimsical and the food has become sub par.
Desperate to keep the White Heron Inn afloat in order to honor her husband’s dream and memory, Yuriko peddles the only commodity she has: her body.
Once a month, a group of lecherous businessmen pay the Inn’s rent in exchange for a night of treating Yuriko as their sexual toy. Despite putting up no resistance to humiliation, the men are unimpressed by Yuriko’s limited sexual repository.
However, Yuriko’s bleak life takes a sudden upturn when she finds an unconscious man in the woods.
Yuriko takes care of him, but when he regains consciousness, he has complete amnesia. Despite his condition, the man helps out around the Inn, and, dubbing him “Kenji” (after her late husband), Yuriko extends an invitation for him to stay until he can regain his memories.
However, one night, while making repairs, Kenji witnesses Yuriko’s method of keeping the Inn open, and is flabbergasted at how she allows herself to be treated.
With flashes of memory beginning to return to him, Kenji takes charge, and becomes both head chef (as he recovers fantastic cooking skills) and tutors Yuriko on how to be an erotic entertainer, instead of a whore.
Though Yuriko takes the advice gratefully, and the businessmen are extremely impressed with her new set of sensuous skills, it’s simply too much work for Yuriko alone. As word spreads of the White Heron’s new titillating offerings, The Inn’s business soars out of Yuriko’s ability.
Luckily, Yuriko’s sister, Fuyuka, is happy to lend her nubile young body to the cause, and under Kenji’s tutelage, she too is educated in the skills of seduction, and brings in her own ring of customers.
With the Inn restored to its past splendor, one of the guests comes forward; Kenji’s fiancée explains that she’s been quiet on the doctor’s orders, but now Kenji has regained enough of his memories that she can explain the rest. His name is indeed Kenji, and was tutored under Yuriko’s late husband (hence the way he knows all of White Heron Inn’s signature recipes).
With his memory returned, Kenji and his wife leave the Inn and return to their lives of working for a major hotel chain.
But that’s not the last Yuriko sees of the man who changed her life: a few months later he returns as the Inn’s head chef- his fiancée’s family bought the White Heron Inn.
Review: This hentai comes very close to being the perfect erotic story. Firstly, it actually HAS a plot that is coherent, well thought out, and plays into the sex scenes, rather than just tacking them on. Many of the training scenes are very sensuous, and though Kenji has the stereotypical “stoic male” persona, he has a bit more life to him than most. As for the women, they are all willing and enjoy his attentions, so those of you who have been after a hentai without any violation, this one’s for you.
The animation and art, while not over done, are well done and the care shown to detail really brings it together. Nothing is censored, and all anatomy is thankfully true to form (that’s right, no mysterious glowing rods, or shadowy orifices).
The only thing that had me taking a step back from Ryokan Shirasagi were two fetish scenes: inserting raw fish into the women, and sticking a firecracker into Fuyuka’s butt.
I’m a pretty open person, and I’ve seen A LOT of hentai, with A LOT of weird shit in them, but this was pretty fucking strange.
I wasn’t exactly disgusted, more DISTRACTED (with laugher), and really, that’s something that can turn an otherwise good porn sour.
So, in short, if you’re looking for something plot-driven and erotic (rather than downright pornographic), this hentai is a godsend.
Just beware the sushi sex.
It happens quite a lot.
Rates: 3.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Sailor and the 7 Ballz

































Sailor and the Seven Ballz: Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Kamen are getting married and invite all their friends to their mansion. But as the guests arrive, debauchery reigns free in the house, much to the delight of Tuxedo Kamen (and his elaborate system of cameras).
But things go from sexy to odd when one of Goku’s dragon balls escapes and causes Sailor Moon to grow a giant member, which she fails to hide from her prospective husband. Luckily, he’s more turned on than ever!
Review: Usually I’m pretty lax on hentai when it comes to judging animation quality; in fact, I’m not harsh on any anime. But to even call Sailor and the 7 Ballz “anime” is a stretch: it’s not animated and it’s not Japanese.
Eight bit Nintendo sprites have more frames than the characters in this flick, the designs don’t even attempt to stay on model (to the point of whole PIECES of people disappearing and reappearing at random), and the nearest this shitty production has come to Japan is two Japanese voice actors that supply lines for nearly two dozen characters (the “Japanese language with English subtitles” is obviously to trick you into renting it, but don’t be fooled. I’ve seen more erotic things on XXX Anime banners with only two poses of animation).
Granted, the cover art is deceptive enough to lure you into thinking this could truly be a Sailor Moon porn; but from the moment it starts, it becomes painfully obvious that the animator (the quality makes me doubt there was more than one) had not only never seen a woman naked, but hadn’t seen a man naked either.
I’m blown away that ANYBODY could be this clueless as to how the human body works: men grow cocks out of their navels, women leak juices from the general vicinity of their crotch –but it ends up closer to their stomachs, boobs pulsate with arousal, and the piece de resistance: male ejaculate simply appears and disappears like a magical shooting star.
Why would a blind celibate child make a porno?! Seriously, I don’t believe anybody else could get EVERYTHING about sex SO WRONG.
The only way this is watchable is as a farce, and even then, there will be moments when you stop laughing at the shitiness, and become overwhelmed by it, exclaiming, WTFBBQ, as Sailor Moon blinks and twitches and melts like sex on speed and mushrooms.
In the end, I could have just left Sailor and the 7 Ballz alone, not reviewed it (because it’s clearly not anime, it’s hideous fanart strung together to “animate”), but I had to rape it for all to see for one reason: IT STEALS FOOTAGE FROM REAL HENTAI.
You may not be enough of a pervert to recognize every time they do this, but be assured, whenever a scene looks half descent, or features ANY sort of fluid animation, it’s ripped off, frame by frame, and the character’s heads are pasted on.
This, in my books, is unforgivable. So, in compensation for their blatant thievery and destruction of art, if you do feel the need to watch this (much like the need to google search “deformed babies” at least once), download it.
There’s a crappy “anti-download” joke in their anyway, so you may as well do it.
Rates: 0/5
Tapes: One Piece of Ripoff Garbage.


Sex Friend


























Sex Friend: Tomohiro Takabe is an average high school boy, who's just started noticing the girls in his class- especially the cute and outspoken Mina Hayase . His crush remains secret, as he's too shy to approach her.
But that all changes when Hayase suddenly starts pretending that he's her boyfriend in order to get rid of a guy she doesn't like. Taken aback, Takabe is too awkward to argue, despite feeling her dishonesty is wrong.
After the charade is over, Hayase's interest is piqued by Takabe's innocence, and she boldly asks if he'd like to be her sex friend.
Though he enjoys the attention and tutelage under Hayase's more experienced hand, Takabe is uncertain and anxious about what a “sex friend” really entails. Should he take her out on dates? Why doesn't she get jealous when he shows interest in other girls?
Soon he finds himself the object of lust for both the school nurse, and a shy kinky girl named Kaori.
As his confidence grows, Takabe's sexual escapades lead him to pleasing all three women.
However, even with his newfound skill and dominance as a lover, Takabe still harbors his initial feelings for Hayase.
Can his new prowess win over such a demanding girl?
Review: From awkward virgin to anal orgies in the first episode- now that's a quality piece of pornography!
Sex Friend falls into the “somewhat realistic” category of hentai, in that there are no tentacle monsters or magic trannies, just a mild-mannered student who is literally surrounded by horny women.
Despite the male-masturbatory fantasy elements, this is actually an excellent piece of smut.
I was surprised to see them include Takabe's learning curb so realistically- from his first two-second performance, to getting the hang of using a dildo.
I don't expect many people will be watching this for the ~poignant character development~ But having a believable male lead it certainly helps draw the audience in.
Plus, the sex is white hot. And I mean you-will-have-trouble-making-it-through-the-first-five-minutes hot.
Barring those of you with some weird buttered shark fin fetish, Sex Friend brings awesome porking to the table and bids you all to enjoy.
The art is fantastic [well, save for that one scene with the nurse, not sure what happened there, maybe they were animating with one hand- If You Catch My Drift].
Everything is fully animated and blessedly free of the dreaded humping-cycle that ruins so many other H flicks.
So as you scroll through the 100 Best Hentai collection you've downloaded, keep and eye out for Sex Friend; whether you have women-on-boy tutelage fantasies, or just want to relive the steamy awkward groping of your adolescence, this OAV is for you.
Rates: 4/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Sexual Pursuit










































Sexual Pursuit: Yuuji Kashima is a quiet, awkward boy, who lives with his soft spoken mother and overbearing sister, Aoi. Without his father in the picture, Yuuji is quite attached to his mom, to the point that his burgeoning sexual thoughts tend to be directed toward her.
Yuuji keeps this quiet until he acquires a strange board game that claims to “bring the players closer than ever”. The main thrust of the game is to receive red cards which have a command printed on them.
Initially, Yuuji attempts to play the game alone, but the kanji on the cards is too difficult for him to read, so he asks his mother to help.
Happy to be able to spend quality time with her usually distant son, Yuuji's mom agrees- but to her horror the game soon entrances both players, and forces them to engage in sexual acts as the cards dictate.
That evening, Aoi has a strange dream that echoes what happened between her brother and mother the day before. However, when she confronts him about it, Yuuji seems to have no memory of the incident.
Despite this, Aoi is bothered by the dream- not because of the moral questions, but because she is jealous, and wanted Yuuji for herself.
Suspicious that there's a connection between her dream and the game, Aoi sneaks into her brother's room and inspects it. She's disgusted to find all the naughty things printed on the cards, and immediately confronts Yuuji about keeping such things.
Yuuji admits that he couldn't actually read the cards, so he's not to blame- however, the game has already taken effect, and Aoi is unable to stop herself from following the command on the card she read: masturbate.
After she follows the order, she's completely humiliated. Yuuji tries to be nice and comfort her, but Aoi's sadistic streak gets the better of him, and she demands compensation. She dresses him in her undergarments and demands he suffers the same degree of shame.
Afterward, Aoi feels guilty about bullying her brother- after all, the card's hypnosis wasn't his fault.
But Yuuji confides in her that he's always liked her, and Aoi is able to finally express her love for him as well.
Review: More often than not, I'll praise the first half of a hentai, then bitch and whine as it slides down the slippery slope of enema play.
The plus side of Sexual Pursuit is that the sex is, for the most part, vanilla- no foreign objects being jammed into orifices, no pseudo-rape, no giant ogres with gnarly wangs.
The significant downside is that both encounters are between Yuuji and his family- and I don't mean “oh no STEP SISTER, we shouldn't do that”, that is clearly his mom, and he won't cease saying so through the ENTIRTY of their game-enabled romp.
The plot hops right into the cringe-inducing action, and doesn't let up- even before they're brainwashed into familial fornication by the game, Yuuji's interactions with his mom are creepy and awkward; he blushes when she speaks to him, compliments her looks, and gets all hot and bothered whenever she's near him.
If that wasn't uncomfortable enough, Yuuji's age is never mentioned, but judging by his horror and surprise at the tent he pitches upon seeing his mom naked, we'll have to guess this is bordering on shota.
Even if you had the blessing of not knowing Japanese and watching this without subtitles, the striking SIZE DIFFERENCE between Yuuji and his mom would be a disconcerting hint as to what was REALLY going on.
The second episode is only slightly better, as Yuuji's sister looks completely different than him, and it's easy to scream ADOPTED over top the dialog every time he says “sister”.
But this episode fails from a purely technical standpoint, as it reuses the ENTIRE first episode as a clip show, and only features about ten minutes of new animation. It also includes a graphic virginity losing scene, complete with terrible CRUNCH sound effects, which is always wretch-inducing to witness for the women in the crowd, and because multiple barely legal incest was clearly not kinky enough- copious peeing by Aoi.
[As a side note, what the hell is wrong with this family and their inability to NOT PEE during sex? In the first episode Yuuji even accomplishes the PHYSICALLY IMPOSIBLE feat of cumming and whizzing simultaneously... ANATOMY 101, or gtfo.] From a non-biased standpoint, I could conceivably recommend this anime, because one of its strong points was the character acting- the strained relationship between Yuuji and Aoi, the way she turns her sexual frustration into bullying, is quite well done and apt. Similarly, the tension between Yuuji and his mom is really well depicted.
Ultimately, if you didn't have to fight back waves of nausea at some point during this review, you may as well give this series a shot, and join the rest of us in feeling vaguely uncomfortable every time somebody invites us to play Trivial Pursuit.
Rates: 2/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Slight Fever Syndrome























Slight Fever Syndrome: Yuzuhira Mizuki-sensei starts her new job as a nurse/counselor at a junior college, expecting the usual fare of scrapes, studying fatigue, and relationship woes.
Much to Mizuki's surprise, the students are precocious, and her very first case is a young girl asking for instruction on masturbation. Though Mizuki obliges, she dreads more in-depth questions, as she's still a virgin.
Just as she feared, Mizuki is soon cornered by fellow faculty member, Endo-sensei, who wants Mizuki's advice on how to ask her new boyfriend about anal sex.
Overwhelmed, Mizuki escapes to the local book store and stocks up on sexual manuals, which she reads to her increasing surprise (and arousal).
Though Endo-sensei didn't get a proper answer from Mizuki, she says the point is moot, since she no longer fancies the man in question. After a night of experimentation between the two teachers, Endo-sensei starts pursuing Mizuki.
Though Mizuki is flattered (and very embarrassed), she has her eyes set on Miss Endo's ex lover- star athlete of the school, Kirishima.
Despite feeling tongue-tied around the young man, Mizuki unintentionally becomes closer to him as she counsels him on his break-up.
But Mizuki has little time to dwell on her crushes and girly experimentation; as word spreads in the school that she's the go-to for sexual questions, students flood Mizuki's office with titillating problems like double D breasts, girls who are too forward with sex, and the proper use of toys.
Review: A virginal school counselor teaching hormone driven kids about sex?
This is a HOT set up, and Slight Fever Syndrome is bang on with its banging.
The characters are well drawn, well animated, and have a hearty dollop of personality to boot.
I was especially impressed with the varying “cases” they covered, and managed to stay away from the sordid squick areas that tend to come with school nurses.
Making Mizuki a virgin really held the scenes together with innocent anticipation and just enough awkward comic relief to make this a solid plot as well as a solid porn.
The only reticence I have is the blatant 80’s style censorship that puts a damper on every sex scene in this series. The penises look like pogos and the vaginas are shadowy gaping maws of mystery.
That’s really not as hot as it should be.
In a perfect world, SFS would be continued in contemporary times, where we’re no longer afraid of drawing cock and box, and everybody rejoices in the dazzling crisp porn of the future.
Rates: 2.5/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Slutty Princess Diaries
















































Slutty Princess Diaries: The kingdoms of Bastarauge and Asteria used to live in peace, its royal families often keeping company.
But when King of Bastarauge was suddenly overcome with lust for Asteria's queen, his rape and murder of her caused a rift between the two kingdoms. However, Asteria was too small, with too weak of an army to fight back, and so they came under Bastarauge's dominion.
Prince Distol, mourning his mother's death and unconvinced that it was due to “sickness” as the king claimed, begins to seek power and train in order to protect his remaining family- his beloved sister, Qoona..
But Distol reaches his breaking point when Qoona is decreed by the king to be the Holy Maiden, and is put up for sacrifice to keep the Demon King sealed.
Desperate to save his sister, Distol makes a pact with the black mage, Elanor, and in turn, is possessed by an evil force.
This new power gives him the sway to command Asteria's small army to victory against Bastarauge, and as a final blow to the king, he kidnaps his daughter, Eleasteria.
In order to secure the fall of his rival kingdom, Distol violates the princess, taking her virginity and honor.
Though the part of him that's still human questions his actions, while Bastarauge stands, Qoona will be held captive.
According to Eleanor's instructions, Distol steals the king's treasure, and breaks the seal within Eleasteria.
Believing Qoona to finally be free, he rushes to the tower to rescue her, only to find the Demon King towering over it.
Eleanor thanks him for all his help, as does the Demon King, granting him Asteria as a reward.
But, faced with the evil he released, Distol is horrified and attempts to fight the two black sorcerers, to no avail. As punishment for attacking her master, Eleanor puts a curse on Qoona, putting her to sleep.
Though Asteria continues to stand, now under Eleasteria's rule, Distol feels responsible and rides off to save his sister, as well as their world.
Review: Oh lordy, where to begin. This was such a steaming load that it's hard to tell which rancid nuggets are worthy of mention. Firstly, the art quality is just terrible- some scenes look like they were done up by the interns, left to their own devices, perhaps without character reference.
At one point, Distol is shown, presumably sleeping... Fully clothed, complete with gloves. What? Did they not have a character design for him in PJs?
Apparently the budget was spent entirely on animating perfectly fluid jiggling boobs. It's hypnotic.
Like a lava lamp.
The designs are also laughable; Distol's shoulder pads put 1980's business suits to shame with their SIZE and GLORY. I'd say he's overcompensating, but after seeing his terrifyingly huge cock bandied about every eight seconds, he's left with no excuse.
The ladies don't come out much better, sporting froo-froo dresses that even Barbie wouldn't wear, and in the case of Elasteria, filigreed royal panties (okay, so that was a good laugh- really took the edge of the horrible RAPE that was going on).
The music also deserves dishonorable mention. Do you like lutes? Do you LOVE lutes? Would you rape a lute? Wait, no, forget the last bit. I blame it on having to listen to the SAME THREE LUTE CHORDS, strummed ad nauseum for 90 minutes.
But Slutty Princess Diaries (I will never tire of typing that) really meets its downfall in the RIDICULOUS dialog.
Distol has a mournful soliloquy about his tragic past WHILE violating the princess.
Sympathy: 0.
Not unlike lecturing without pants on, nobody will listen to you if you're in the middle of raping somebody.
He also has some priceless lines about how “everything chanced that day”- when he got his first taste of rape, I presume, and how he's prepared to bang Eleasteria all day if it means saving his sister.
Oooh, tough job.
Sympathy: still 0.
Now, don't get me wrong, Distol isn't a one trick pony. The scope of his wandering wang goes far beyond the princess; he bangs the kingdom's elf guard, he bangs the black mage to “seal the pact” (ugh, you can't go into a tavern without hearing THAT ONE nowadays), and finally, bangs his sister. No, don't hurl yet. I haven't even told you about the Milking Potion that makes women lactate.
Now THERE'S a fetish to just randomly throw in. It's as if they noticed that EVERY SINGLE sex scene was the same goddamn thing (with varying decibels of screaming from the women), so they though “hay, why not, let's throw those milking fetish people a bone”.
And it goes downhill from there- at one point, Distol gets another magic item: a summoned tentacle monster that looks disturbingly like a pokemon (you fond rapeamon! Cue treasure music.)
And yet, even after all that, she falls in love with him at the end. There's Stockholm syndrome, and then there's stupidity. Slutty Princess Diaries falls into the later category.
Rates: 1/5
Tapes: Three Episode OAV.


Sora no Iro, Mizu no Iro







Sora no Iro, Mizu no Iro: When Natsume first met Hajime Saisho, she found him irritating and perverted. But his boyish charm grew on her, and soon she starts falling in love.
However, a girl named Asa approaches Natsume and tells her she too is in love with Saisho. Both girls must leave at the end of summer, and rather than waste it fighting over the boy of their dreams, they decide to share him, and make the most of their sunny carefree days.
Review: Despite it's poetic name, there's not much plot to this anime- and that's just fine. Sora no Iro is hentai done right- it's sweet, it's sexy, it's vanilla. For two episodes, Saisho has his way with his lovers.
It's depicted in a soft artistic style that's easy on the eyes and a perfect addition to the spank bank.
If you're looking for a little visual mood enhancer, I highly recommend this hentai, particularly for those looking for something light on dialog and heavy on passion.
Rate: 4/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Spotlight





























Spotlight: Twinkle is a new idol group, headed by Emiko Asakura and her step-son Masaki. Emiko's daughter, Saori is the head of the group, and is always in the spotlight. This makes her co-stars, Erika and Yuna extremely jealous, and they start to bully her. Enraged by the mistreatment of his step-sister, Masaki rapes the two other girls and blackmails them into being kind.
However, there are much more insidious plans at work. Rival group Lovely Ladies will stop at nothing to push Twinkle off the scene; they try to kill Saori and frame it as an accident. However, Saori's teammates save her, at the risk of their own lives. The only thing they ask in return is that Masaki makes up for what he did by making love to them sweetly.
Meanwhile, Emiko has been hiding a secret. Since her husband's death, she's been heading the company despite a 100 million dollar debt she owes to the studio. Kijima, the studio head, coerces her into having sex with him, and says he'll make Twinkle stars if he can have her daughter as well. Faced with the impossible chore of raising the money, or simply letting Kijima have Saori, Emiko picks the latter.
When Masaki finds out, he rushes to her rescue.
Before he can get there, the Lovely Ladies and their producer burst in, and offer themselves up in Saori's place, thinking they can take over the business deal with their well-trained bodies. Kijima is less than impressed by this, and as a punishment, makes their debut in pornography, rather than as idols.
With the Lovely Ladies out of the picture, Twinkle is picked as the newest group to be promoted, but Emiko's joy at the news doesn't last long; Erika and Yuna leave to pursue other careers, and after being sent to Kijima [despite escaping unscathed], Saori refuses to speak to her mother.
With nowhere else to turn, Emiko goes to Kijima and they discuss her late husband. Kijima admits his feelings for her, and his respect for her strength; he's paid off her company's debt as gratitude.
With Twinkle disbanded, Saori and Masaki drive away, set on starting their lives anew elsewhere. Saori says she wants to continue singing, but also has another wish; to make love to Masaki. She proclaims her love to him and he admits he too has feelings for her. Both incredibly happy, they agree to spend their lives together.
Review: Masaki might be the most genuine and sweet male lead ever written into a hentai. And yes, I'm counting his raping-Saori's-costars transgression into that assessment. When he and Saori get ready to have sex for the first time, he's constantly asking how she is, making sure she's enjoying herself, and after penetrating her, actually STOPS, and says they should leave the rest for another time. It's an oddly kind and totally un-erotic moment, on which the anime ends.
It leaves you sitting there going AWW, quickly followed by AHHH at the blueballs you'll suffer from sitting through two episodes of disappointing fluff.
As much as I complain about the amount of non-con and BDSM in hentai, Spotlight falls off the other end of the spectrum- it's bland. The whole idol subplot is barely present amid the frequent sex scenes, and for something relying so heavily on the money shots, those scenes are downright boring. They lack imagination, passion, and sometimes animation.
Every girl in the OAV goes up to Masaki at some point, tells him she wants to have sex, and he kindly obliges, wearing a sales-clerk smile the whole time. You know, even when it means taking a quality trip to Vagina Junction, there's a such thing as being TOO nice. Masaki was one forced smile away from saying "thank you, please come again" wiping himself off, and going home to cry.
In the end, Spotlight is a cookie-cutter hentai with emotionless characters wandering around pointlessly until somebody has lame uninspired sex with them.
Rates: 1/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Temptation Countdown


































Temptation Count Down
Story One: Alimony Hunter
Jun Nakatani and Chizuru meet when Chizuru sees the latter having a quickie in the bus terminal. They board the same coach, and chat lightly about Chizuru's job and fiancé. She says she's going home to take care of her fiancé’s son, Kunihiko, who's ill with a fever.
Jun, thinking Chizuru certainly doesn't look like a house wife, proposes they have a daring interlude on the bus.
Chizuru Obliges, delighted to find that not only is Jun curvaceous, she's also very well endowed.
After treating Jun to road head, the pair fall asleep.
The following day, as they arrive in town, Chizuru offers that Jun stay with her.
No sooner has she met Chizuru's son-in-law, Kunihiko, than Jun starts flirting with him. Aggravated, Chizuru argues that he's too young and drags Jun away.
However, Jun smooth talks Chizuru into letting Kunihiko join in their fun. Despite his fever, Jun draws Kunihiko into a threesome, claiming he can "sweat the fever out".
Despite their night of passion, Jun regrets helping Kunihiko with his fever the following day, when she falls ill.
Review: The manga version of this anime is one of the first hentai comics I ever owned, and it continues to be my favorite. I absolutely love the art style, and the story is really entertaining. Jun is quite a character with her brash lusty personality.
The anime stayed true to the comic shot-for-shot. In fact, I suspect they used the manga as a story board.
Unfortunately, the anime is edited. No wangs for you, viewer- Just crazy silhouettes and theories on what's being shoved where.
The animation is also fairly limited, and the coloring isn't spectacular.
The musical score isn't anything to write home about either; typical porn tripe.
All and all, I say go get the comic: it has cleaner art, actual penises, and you won't have to bare through Soft Rock Porn Classics.
... Because nobody likes a soft rock.
(Sorry, couldn't help myself.)

Story Two: Seek
The princess has been kidnapped. Her rescuer will gain a fortune and her hand in marriage. Ignoring the convoluted situation, the aptly named "Mr. Hero" simply wants the have his lecherous way with the princess.
After defeating the demon guarding her, the two travel to the nearest village, and retire to the inn.
Mr. Hero bribes the inn keeper to put him and the princess in one room.
Downing copious amounts of wine, Mr. Hero seduces the supposedly innocent princess. But before he can get off, she stops playing the victim, and beats the tar out of him, S&M style.
Mr. Hero has never been so pleased, and decides he's ready to give up his life of peril, and seek his "stimulation" in the bedroom instead.
Review: Short, simplistic, and with no real sex: this anime isn't much of anything. There's no plot, very little animation, forgettable music, and the only nudity involves the Princess' boobs.
Nice as those may have been, this is just filler.
Filler that needs more penis.
Rates: 2.5/5
Tapes: Two Shorts.



Temptation Countdown Continued






















Temptation Count Down Continued
Story Three: Virgin Road
Akemi and Kunihiko are getting married. Naturally, they're both concerned what spending their life with the other will mean.
Despite pre-wedding jitters, the date goes on as planned. However, it's far from smooth sailing when Jun arrives. As a past lover of both bride and groom, she feels the need to take advantage of Akemi's last few hours of single-life.
Review: This anime is as good as it is confusing.
The design is solid, the animation is fairly fluid, and the sex is hot- despite the fact you never really learn Jun's gender.
I mean, she threatens Akemi with "lots of cum", so unless she's got some sort of glandular disorder we should know about, I've got to assume: cross dresser.
So be warned, she does suck face with Kunihiko, which we all know god never intended.
However, he did intend passionate wedding day sex with exes, so if you're looking for girl on -er- "possible girl" hentai, this ought to be a top pick.

Story Four: Hooligan Boy
A criminal is using giant robots and bomb threats to attack the city of Edo into giving him the Shogunate.
Quite unconcerned with the city's peril, the bar maid Kaede and female samurai Mai have a quickie.
But they can't feign ignorance when a giant robotic cat drops in through the ceiling, capturing Kaede.
Mai's lackey, Kuma, informs her that the cat robot has been systematically capturing all sexy young women in the city.
The culprit behind the menacing robots and the kidnappings turns out to be a nerdy young boy, who seeks the three simple desires of every man: hot chicks, power, and money.
Unfortunately, while distracted by his prey, the young genius loses control of his robot, which explodes spectacularly, destroying many peaceful prefectures, but leaving everybody unharmed.
Review: What do you get when you cross Samurai Pizza Cats and hentai? It's not a combination any of us would like to think about. Unfortunately, I've witnessed it.
It's questions like "Why did he just transform into a cyborg with a massive hydraulic wang" that shouldn't need to be asked.
I could deal with accepting the combination of futuristic technology and medieval Japan, but you've lost me with the twelve story tall flamboyantly gay robot. Also, his flashing eyes are giving me seizures, which aren't helping my comprehension of this crazy-assed excuse for a plot.
It could have made sense, if there weren't robots. But isn't that the case with everything in life?
Rates: 1/5
Tapes: Two Shorts.



Tokyo Private Police





































Tokyo Private Police: It's the year 2034 and crime has overrun Tokyo so radically that private police forces have formed to offer specialized protection for wealthy patrons.
The newest member of the private police squad is Noriko Ibuki, a boyish young girl that has a knack for sharp shooting.
But under the vivacious energy and aloof attitude, Noriko is lonely and hurt. Her first and only experience with a man was traumatizing to the point that she lives in constant doubt of herself. Working beside her sexy colleague Kayoko doesn't help Noriko's self esteem either; she envies the other girl's hour-glass figure, and mourns her own flat chest.
As Noriko grows closer to her teammates, she begins to open up to Kayoko, and reveals her insecurities. Kayoko is both understanding and observant. She has noticed Noriko's interest in their manager, Shibata.
She instructs Noriko to approach the manager before Kieko Yamagami (the Mobile Police Force captain) catches his eye.
Noriko hesitates, explaining to Kayoko that she doesn't enjoy sex. Kayoko is skeptical, and takes it upon herself to teach Noriko what good sex feels like.
Kayoko's plan works completely and Noriko returns to work with a newfound zest. As Noriko had hoped, her confidence attracts Shibata. However, just as she has an opportunity with the manager, Noriko backs away.
Feeling she shouldn't interrupt Shibata and Kieko's relationship, Noriko starts spending more time with Yasuo, the mobile robot mechanic.
As an obsessive machine enthusiast, Yasuo is also alone much of the time.
After Noriko returns from a mission that left Yasuo behind, she takes pity on the solitary boy.
She approaches him, and they find solace in each other.
Review: How- HOW on earth was this anime made? It has absolutely gorgeous production values, superb animation, good design, and a fair musical score. I can't believe a porn got this sort of budget.
And that's not the half of my surprise. This is a BLATANT rip-off of Dominion Tank Police. One would think a knockoff porn would be running on a measly few dollars, but Tokyo Private Police beats all our expectations.
I seriously can't believe it.
Just, honestly, go watch it. Doubly if you're a Tank Police fan.
The pacing of sex scenes and plot is also very well done. You don't have to wait overly long for shiny booby scenes, yet Tokyo Private Police still manages to avoid being a complete hump-fest.
I must also commend this anime for being one of the few featuring realistic relationships. You won't find tentacle monsters, crazy shape shifting daemons, or alarming dildos in Tokyo Private Police; it's all real people, with normal fears and a generally realistic relationship progression.
Also, the lesbian action was really hot.
Nuriko and Kayoko getting down and dirty in the locker room WILL distract you from the plot the first few times watching this, but trust me, you want to get to the end, if only to laugh at Noriko's crazy sex with Yasuo.
And I don't mean "crazy" in a wank-fest sort of way. You should probably try to get your rocks off during the girly sex, because the final scene is bad. My ONE critique of the series is this:
Noriko talks WAY too much.
For the entirety of the time she's being porked by Yasuo, Nuriko babbles about every little thing, including comparing her itty bitty titties to giant robots.
Really, just mute her triumphant victory because it's terribly irritating- and her orgasm noise sounds like somebody crushing a nest of mice.
Rates: 4/5
Tapes: Several episodes with different missions on each.


Tragic Silence























Tragic Silence: A vampire clan has watched over a small village for many years, living peacefully enough that many of the clan have taken up relationships with the villagers.
Though she can only see him by night, Luticia has fallen in love with her childhood friend, Shou. Despite knowing his ageless lover’s secret, Shou loves her and becomes an apprentice blacksmith in order to support her. Once his job is secure, he proposes, and she accepts.
But the peace between the vampires and villagers doesn’t last; a local woman ends up killing her vampire lover when he attempts to leave her. Though they too were in love, he was tortured by his increasing urge to feed on her, and tried to save her by ending their affair.
With the vampire presence out in the open, the villagers are scared and start an all-out immortal hunt, while the coven rules that humans are to be used solely for food, and bans all its members from getting close to the villagers.
Review: Now, I know some of you just love tentacle rape and prego bondage enemas, but let me preach to you the power of consensual sex, animated by people who have actually rode the juicy train to tuna town.
The sex scenes in Tragic Silence are amazingly well done, sexy and passionate. In fact, in a move unprecedented by any other hentai, EVERY couple in this is in love and willing to have sex with each other in a tender, conscientious way.
If you’re going to try and ease your girlfriend into a little hentai in the bedroom, Tragic Silence is DEFINITELY the perfect choice.
For once, you really don’t have to worry about glancing over at the screen mid-coitous, only to get an eyeful of deamon cock ripping through a chick and suddenly finding yourself in the humiliating position of slinking off, flaccid, alone, and with that Legend of the Overfiend-esque image burned into your corneas forevermore.
Unfortunately, Tragic Silence is severely marred by some of the worst art I’ve seen since the 80’s influx of Grade B sci-fi anime. The designs are terrible enough to be straight from a “how to draw that cool new Japanese animation style”, are completely out of proportion most of the time, and the animation extremely limited.
Despite that, I was sufficiently wood by the erotic end of Tragic Silence, that I would have really liked to see more - but this is it: one episode, 30 minutes, and four romps in the proverbial hay. What- did the complete lack of bondage cause this not to sell?
Vanilla is delicious, people: learn it.
Rates: 3/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Venus 5



























Venus 5: The four lords of Inma Empire, lead by their debaucherous queen, wish to turn the world into a depraved orgy in the name of their god, Apollo.
However, legend states the goddess Aphrodite will send four of her own warriors to stop them. In order to prevent the will of love from destroying their plans, the Inma replace all faculty at Golden Star University, and scour the student population for Aphrodite's chosen girls.
Unaware of the dark forces at work in her school, Hikari is approached by a talking cat named Buucha. He introduces himself, but can't seem to hide his lecherous personality. Hikari is immediately put off by him, and refuses to hear anything he has to say about her destiny as Venus Pink, a fighter for justice.
However, Hikari has the responsibility of becoming a warrior thrust upon her when her friends are attacked.
After the initial confrontation with the Inma, Hikari and her friends are instructed by Buucha that they are the Venus 5, and must stop Apollo from being resurrected. He tells them their principal is simply masquerading as a human- her real identity is the Demon Queen.
While protecting their true identities, the girls confront the Inma on their own turf, and with Aphrodite's help, stop Apollo from returning to power.
Review: Sailor uniforms, underboob, exceptionally tiny pants, and sweet 1980's visors- these are all the makings of a great hentai.
Unfortunately Venus 5 took the communal dreams of all perverted Sailor Moon fans and raped them, raped them with a giant demon cock.
The word "erotic" is used very loosely to describe these two episodes of horrifically ugly monsters banging young girls. Between the bad designs, grotesquely buff female demons, secret penises, and CAT SEX, there isn't one wankable scene.
But there are a lot of stupid hentai out there, there are some with worse animation than Venus 5, and there are MANY featuring even more terrifying subjects.
What pisses me off is the HOPE this instills [that OhmygodSailorMoonnaked hope] that every single one of us has felt since we first laid eyes on The Transformation Sequence.
Venus 5 is already a giant rip off when it comes to character personalities, uniforms and the general bad-guy clan, why could they not also rip off THE PLOT.
Put at least one psuedo-Mamoru psuedo-Usagi scene in there. Hell- I would have settled for the Demon Lords having their way with the girls if they hadn't transformed into the Bad Design Demon Brigade EVERY SINGLE TIME.
COME ON.
I was prepared for a little tentacle rape, but this is ridiculous.
I know nothing I can say can possibly quell the urge to watch this for yourself, but rest assured you will be disappointed.
Did I mention Cat sex? A cat with a human wang getting a blow job from Principal Epic Trap?
Okay, you're still going off to watch it, in the slim hope some part of it will be salvageable as a Sailor Moon wet dream. Well, unless you have sufficient imagination to pictures yourself as a misshapen demon, PREPARE TO BE DISAPOINTED.
Rate: 0/5
Tapes: Two Episode OAV.


Yakin Byoutou





















































Yakin Byoutou: Dr. Ryuji Hirasaka tried valiantly to save a mortally wounded woman from death. As a doctor he felt responsible for her life, but was unable to preserve it.
After that incident, he grew into a twisted, perverted man, who is unable to view women as people. While still in university, he began his first experiments in creating the perfect sex slave. He raped and humiliated Narumi Jinguji until she submitted to him, and began to develop feelings for her captor. Soon she became pregnant by him, but Hirasaka was sickened by the idea and tortured her until she had a miscarriage.
Ten years later, Hirasaka has lost his job, and is living in squalor, unable to find work at any hospital. One day he receives an odd proposal- St. Juliana Hospital, a reputable and friendly establishment, offers him a job in their new wing. Skeptical, Ryuji shows up at his interview, and is floored to find Narumi is the Director of the hospital, and was responsible for offering him the position.
She explains that many hospitals are opening "special wings" that service businessmen sexually, and she doesn't want St. Juliana to lose business to these other, less moral places.
Dr. Hirasaka is reinstated as head of gynecology, as well as given the secret job of training select nurses to be sex slaves.
First on the list is Ren Nanase, who is in love with one of her patients and has made deals with the Yakuza in order to pay his bills.
Second is Remi Shinjyo, the hot-headed chief nurse who hides her shame of accidentally killing a patient behind a facade of fastidious work ethic.
Third is Ako Fyjisawa, a quiet innocent girl who wants nothing more than to work as a nurse to help others, but must hide her real identity as the heiress of a drug manufacturer that competes with the hospital.
Fourth is Hikaru Kodama, an extremely young looking but high spirited nurse whose sister has been admitted to the hospital despite conflicts of interest. Hirasaka discovers the reason Hikaru's sister was admitted is because they aren't blood related, and constantly threatens to reveal this fact to her weak-hearted sister.
Using the incriminating evidence he's gathered against the nurses, Hirasaka blackmails them into doing his bidding, and eventually, they begin to submit. Ako believes he truly loves her, Hikaru discovers her kinks and Remi finds an outlet for her self hate.
But most of all, Ren is completely devoted to the doctor. She helps him frame the other girls, and is at his every beck and call.
However, his dark hold on her is broken when she meets with Narumi, who shares her story of being subjugated by Ryuji, carrying his child, and losing it due to his cruelty. Having finally revealed her secret, Narumi puts the final act of her plan into motion; she poisons Ryuji, telling him that she didn't want to kill him as the sad, broken man she found a few short months ago- she wanted to end him at his prime.
She stabs him multiple times and pushes him off the roof of the hospital, and then takes her own life.
Ryuji awakes days later, to find his loving servants watching over him. Ren, Remi, Ako and Hikaru are all happy to see he's okay.
Once the latter three have left, Ren says she's happy to finally be alone with him. She seduces Ryuji, and at the height of ecstasy, stabs him to death.
Review: I'd like to title this review “I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing”.
So, this anime is about doctors and nurses, which means three things are a certainty- speculums, enemas, and peeing. Yes, in that order. And indeed, Yakin Byoutou manages to fit all three of these things within the first couple of episodes. And how the hell do you best that?
I'll tell you how: natto in the vag. For the ~less worldly~ among us, natto is fermented soy beans, often enjoyed by greasy old men [The More You Know].
Dr. Hirasaka is no exception, and uses these moldy old beans as lubrication, followed by eggs, which he then scrambles with his mighty sausage. Dude. If you were hungry, you could have probably just gone to Denny's and saved yourself a lot of rape.
I'm tempted to say there's not one salvageable sex scene in this entire thing, but upon reflection, the BDSM between the good DoctorB and Ren are pretty hot if you're into that whole humiliation scene. Ren seems to enjoy it, at any rate- that is before she murders the shit out of Dr. Dildo... Considering the number of women he deflowered and forced to lick his angry little testicles, he probably should have seen some revenge in the offing. Now, they could have left it at the messy rape [Urgh], the frequent use of vaginal inspection equipment [just FYI, guys, getting a vaginal exam is like being kicked in the pills over and over by a smiling doctor that tells you to JUST RELAX], the weird food play [Blargh], but no- they had to cross The Pooping Line.
That's right, folks, there is shitting. And let me be the first to say, it is HILLARIOUS. The other sex acts were a little nauseating, and the thought of people voiding their bowels all over the place was just about to make me revisit those toaster strudels- but no. No! The close-ups on farting anuses, the RIDICULOUS amount of poop, right down to the over-the-top sound effects are South Park levels of outlandish lulz.
Now to the real yolk of the subject [see what I did there? Egg jokes. Guffaw], Yakin Byoutou actually has a good plot, and fantastic character acting/animation. Hirasaka is a TERRIFYING character, but so well done he reaches a Hannibal Lecter level of likable creepiness. The way he manipulates each of the different girls -who each have various levels of loathing for him- is so believable you can almost commiserate with their Stockholm Syndrome. Almost.
If it weren't for the unsettling graphic rape, I would recommend this thing. Now how many times a day do you get to say that?
As a hentai reviewer... More than you'd think.
Rates: 2/5
Tapes: Six Episode OAV.