The singular most boring question: “What are you doing”. This is probably, by far, the stupidest question somebody can ask with only two exceptions. One, if you’re blind, I forgive you. And two, if I actually AM doing something inexplicably confusing. But then, in that case, I’m probably too busy to explain it to you, so move along.
What is your name: Poseidon, God of the Sea
Middle Name: Mila
Are you happy with it: I would be if people were more intelligent. As it is, please stop trying to “pronounce” my name. Kthx.
Are you named after anyone: ::Sighs:: ::Deadpan:: Yes, I’m named after the Start Trek Voyager alien. So now everybody can stop making that joke, and also, suck my virtual cock.
Your nickname: Veege.
Your screen name: For what? ICQ? MSN? AIM? IRC? PlC? YM? LJ? DJ?
Would you name a child of yours after you: This question is badly phrased. I won’t dignify it with an answer.
Then what would you name your children: N/A
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be: I can’t get a straight answer out of my parents on this one. Probably the same.
If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be: No, no. I’d switch names with an enemy, then I could call them Veejeer Freezer and stuff THEM into a locker.
Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name constantly: ::Eyetwitch:: Mispronunciations are usually “vigour”, “v-aye-jer”, “v-aye-grrr”, “vee-jay/dee-jay” and I actually had a teacher hear my name and call me “beaver”… Which was probably the worst. Misspellings are numerous and, for the most part, idiotic.
Would you drop your last name if you became famous: I’d probably drop my first name, keep the last name. At least people can pronounce it.
Are you smart: Judging by my intolerance for idiots, yes. I’m bordering on genius.
How many personalities do you have: One? Wtf kind of question is that. Though the idea of somebody with MPD filling out a personality quiz is rather amusing.

BASICS
Your gender: Alarming.
Straight/gay/bisexual/pan-sexual/queer: How is “queer” an option here? Anyway, omnisexual.
Single: No.
Want to be: WTF would I want to be single?
Your birth date: October 30^th, ‘83.
Your age: Do the fucking math.
Age you act: 80. Get off my blasted lawn, you children!
Age you wish you were: Old enough to stop with the carding already. I’m not 15. Why do I still look 15? Hurry up and ravage me with age, tobacco! Your claims are false!
Your height: 5'3
The colour of your eyes: Blue… Ish.
Happy with it: Yeah that’s fine. Though people think you’re some sort of RPG assface if you tell them you have grey eyes.
The colour of your hair: Naturally? This weird sort of… Light brown concoction. But it’s black. Store-bought black.
Happy with it: No, no. I’d rather have snakes than hair.
Left/right/ambidextrous: Left for everything but writing/mousing. Why couldn’t I have been retrained for scissors god damnit!!! You all suck with your right-handed cutting apparatus! You can take that can opener and shove it up your ass!
Your living arrangement: Basement room in a boarding house. The tales are many and terrible.
Your family: Mom, dad, spattering of various relatives.
Have any pets: My ratties!
What’s your job: Artist of sorts.
Piercings: Tongue. Just tongue. No, I’ve never had my ears pierced.
Tattoos: No. Though I still get a laugh out of “I want a younger version of me tattooed on my face”.
Obsessions: Oh god, just read the site. I jump from obsession to obsession.
Addictions: Define addiction… Caffeine, tobacco, ‘net, and city life. If I can’t see a 7’11 within walking distance I start to freak.
Do you collect anything: Slash doujinshii. Accessories for my laptop- But that’s not a collection per se. I NEED that external DVD burner… Oooh, and that zip drive. Remember super drives? Too bad they went under. Otherwise I’d need one-
Do you speak another language: French. 31337 |=r3/\/(|-|
Have a favourite quote: So many… But I’ll keep it down to one. “Tin foil hats - keeps the government out, and your manly lust in.”
Do you have a web page: NO!!! Who the hell says I do?! What’s all this malarkey!

DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
Do you live in the moment: No. And stop trying to make me!
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others: I tolerate everything except blatant stupidity.
Do you have any secrets: Deep, dark, HORRIBLE secrets! Meaning, no. I’m boring and I’ll probably recite anecdotes at you until you think I’m interesting.
Do you hate yourself: Why the hell would I hate myself? I’m terribly amusing.
Do you like your handwriting: My what? Who the hell writes with their hands anymore.
Do you have any bad habits: All of them. I’m loud, crass, uncouth, blunt, and I’m a terrible drunk.
What is the compliment you get most from people: That I’m “creative”. Usually they say it right after I’ve said or done something inexplicable or random- I’m beginning to suspect sarcastic undertones.
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called: Double-u Double-u Double-u Dot Sitting Endlessly at the Computer Dot Com. RATED R!!!
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool: Like who? I think people would catch on eventually that I’m not really Super Dave.
Are you a loner: Rather. Depends. People force me to be social, and once I’m there, I secretly have a good time.
What are your no. 1? … I thought everybody’s was the same?
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Oh god, it’d probably just be for the sex. I don’t think I could stand me hogging the fucking computer all day.
Are you a daredevil: Not in any way.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself: I hate my weak useless body! When will they hurry up and invent cyborgs so I can walk for more than five minutes without collapsing, or barfing, or panicking.
Are you passive or aggressive: Aggressive. Very.
Have you got a journal: … Where the FUCK do people put this survey if they don’t?
What is your greatest strength and weakness: My greatest strength? Creativity/intelligence. My weakness… I take it we’re talking cognitive, so probably my social ineptness.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be: Oh my god I’d be sturdy! I’d be like… A lumberjack or some shit.
There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity, which one would you drink out of: I’m already creative to the point that people question my sanity… So I guess I’d go for beauty. Can’t hurt to be pretty, can it?
How do you vent: Depends how angry I am. At first, the yelling, and possibly punching depending on my level of drunkenness. Then the vengeance.
Do you think you are emotionally strong: My emotions are pretty detached. I’m not sure if that counts as strength?
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life: I regret almost every social interaction I’ve ever participated in.
What is the most important lesson you’ve learned from life: Move forward, learn constantly.
What do you like the most about your body: NOTHING! Jeezus. It’s such a useless piece of shite… Okay, fine. I’m fond of my left hand. But who the fuck isn’t.
And least: Everything. But I’m certain this question is talking about surface-wise… I don’t really have any problems with how my body looks. I just hate the way it works.
Do you think you are good looking: Wow. Precognition. I just answered that.
Are you confident: Verily.
What is the fictional character you’re most like: Hm. Did anyone see the movie Tron? Ha ha, just kidding. I relate a lot with Evee from Thirteen.
Do people know how you feel: About what?
Are you perceived wrongly: I’m pretty fucking direct, but sometimes my ineptness with people backfires and they have this notion that I hate/avoid/want to secretly kill them.

DO YOU...
Bite your nails: No… That’s so… ::Shudders:: But I have germ issues.
Cuss a lot: Fuck.
Like Bananas: Is that a euphemism?
Have any bad habits: I so answered this before. I have ALL of them.
Like animals: My tolerance for animals is VERY limited.
Smoke: Obsessively.
Do drugs: How else would I face people.
Read the newspaper: No. What’s the point?
Pray: Only out loud, when somebody’s nearby that’ll do the stuff I’m praying for.
Go to church: Okay, people. I TRIED to get in the church and the squirrels attacked me, then the bees stung me. So I’ve pretty much given up on that whole shebang. Also… I know nothing of any religion, so this severely limits my churchliness.
Talk to strangers who IM you: Yeup. I have to- they’re usually curious about the site… And whether or not the X-Evo eps will be back up. FUCK YOU GUYS YOU COST ME MONEY WITH EXCESS BANDWITH YOU CAN BITE MY ASS!
Sleep with stuffed animal: No- I think the museum guard would catch me.
Take walks in the rain: As in… Purposefully? Like “Oh god, it’s raining, I must go out and walk I’m so gothic?!” No. My soul isn’t crying.
Talk to people even though you hate them: “Yell” at them “because” I hate them. Yes.
Drive: It’s probably best I don’t.
Like to drive fast: I have terrible, terrible motion sickness.

WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
Dyed your hair: Constantly.
Admired yourself in a mirror naked: Oh baby, yes.
Peed in the shower: Ahhh ha ha ha! Yeah baby. Who the hell asks this in an online quiz? That’s sort of like asking “looked in the toilet after a good poop”. Nobody’s gonna answer truthfully.
Pierced something on your body on your own: Yeah, but it wasn’t purposeful.
Been called a tease: Probably. I know I’ve been called a whore. IN COURT. Hah.
Liked your voice: Oh god no. Wtf is wrong with me? I sound like a hyena being violated with a chainsaw.
Hurt yourself? As in…Self mutilation? Or just fallen over and cracked my head open? Because yes.
Been out of the country: Sadly, I’ve been to the States.
Eaten something that made other people sick: Yeah. People have a problem with organ meat apparently. Also, French foods and invertebrates… Whole hot peppers… Various bugs… The list goes on. I have no taste, by the way. Apparently it’ll come back if I quit smoking. I have my doubts.
Had sex: SCORE! YES!
Been unfaithful: Conventions can suck my balls.
Been in love: Yes, of course. I’m an artist. We love stuff.
Done drugs: We covered this base before. YES. I AM HIGH RIGHT NOW.
Gone skinny dipping: Yes. In a pool, though.
Had a medical emergency: ::Laughs and cries simultaneously:: Yes. Weak. Feeble. Body. See above.
Had a surgery: No. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY WISDOM TEETH THEY’RE FINE! Also, I still have my appendix, though I’m in constant fear that it will fail me like every other organ in this useless fleshy cage!
Ran away from home: I made it to the back yard.
Played strip poker: Strip SCRABBLE, people. LoL- Jan. We got to see your boobs, and that’s all that matters.
Gotten beaten up: I went to high school. WTF do you think?
Beaten someone up: Much like Mr. Burns giving somebody the “thrashing of their life”, my ability to beat somebody is limited.
Been picked on: Again, high school… And primary school… And… Okay it goes on like this.
Been on stage: I won poetry awards. Cry for my angsty gothic soul.
Been so drunk that you know you’re supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can’t remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? What in the FUCK is this question about? … I see the word drunk, faint, and breath. So YES.
Slept outdoors: Hm, not intentionally and not the full night.
Thought about suicide: Naw, life is never that bad.
Pulled an all-nighter: Frequently.
If yes, what is your record: I can’t make records for awakeness because I can’t stay conscious for more than 12 h straight no matter how much caffeine I consume.
Talked on the phone all night: No. Chatted, yes. ‘Phone, no.
Slept together with the preferred gender without actually having sex: Ah ha ha ha! Yes. When I first met Mike we slept in the same bed without anything happening. Then the next day I caught TB. My love life = spectacular.
Slept all day: Hum, only if I’m sick. And even then, I drag myself to my computer for at least a couple of hours.
Killed someone: … Metaphorically?
Made out with a stranger: No. Strangers don’t take kindly to me.
Had sex with a stranger: Glory Hole! No.
Thought you’re going crazy: Yes, yes constantly. The voices, the panic, the crippling fear of the unknown! Apparently I’m just “creative”.
Kissed the same gender: Yeah- I posted pictures, remember?
Been betrayed: I don’t think I put enough trust in people for them to betray me.
Had a dream that came true: No. But my dreams are pretty idiotic anyway.
Broken the law: Hah ha ha ha. Of COURSE not.
Met a famous person: ? Sort of. I am in the industry.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident: Yes.
On purpose: Yes. But obviously I’ve grown up since then. For the record, I was a very psychotic child.
Had sex with an animal: I may like sex. I may like weirdsex. But I hate animals.
With more then 1 person: Yes?
Threesome: Isn’t this the same question as above?
Orgy: No, they keep escaping.
Whip cream: Puke! I’m lactose intolerant.
Bondage: Woo! I’ll get the bungee cord.
Whipped/gotten whipped: I can take a fly off a wine glass rim at 50ft. ::Whip crack::
Blindfolded: This, I honestly can’t remember… But probably.
Tied someone up/been tied up: … That WOULD be what bondage is.
Used candle wax: Oh yeah.
Used Porn: Define “use”. But yes.
Been a groupie: A porn groupie? Or a kink groupie?
Watched porn: Every day. O_o
With another person: Yes. AND I critiqued it in this journal to boot. (Neerrrrd).
Gotten caught: Caught what? Watching porn or with another person?
Watched someone masturbate: Obviously.
Had oral sex: ‘Course.
With someone other then your gf/bf: With somebody other than my girlfriend and boyfriend combined.
Committed adultery: Is that the marriage one? I’m not sure.
Does your significant other know: I don’t even know!
Told a secret you swore you wouldn’t tell: No. But I rarely “swear not to tell” things.
Stolen anything: For the record, no, of course not! … But… Off the record. How do you like my “new shirt”? How about this “free version” of Photoshop 8?
Been in a mosh-pit: Yeup.
Had a nervous breakdown: Several times. But they were short lived.
Considered religious vocation: Oh god, yes! I want to be a preacher! The type in front of the subway station.
Been criticized about your sexuality: If criticized = smacked around and shoved into a locker… Then yes.
Bungee jumped: Ohhh, now THERE’S a good idea. That’ll really help my unsteady blood pressure, arrhythmia, fainting spells, weak stomach, and FUCKING XENOPHOBIA. No, you idiot. No.
Had a dream that kept coming back: Yes, but I suspect it was just post-trauma stress from being attacked by the dogs.

CLOTHES and other fashion shit
Shoe brand: They were 5$ at Payless shoes. I have no idea.
Brand of clothing: Thrift shop.
Cologne/perfume: I don’t know. I just use whatever’s around.
What are you normally wearing to school/work: Black.
How about parties: Black.
Wear hats: Hats piss me off. Just in general.
Judge other people by their clothing: I judge their HOTNESS by how LITTLE clothing they’re wearing?
Wear make-up: Constantly.
Favourite place to shop: Sears. You can return ANYTHING. Even if they didn’t sell it to you in the first place.
Favourite article of clothing: I like my hamtaro PJ’s. They’re pink. I revel in how gay I look lounging around the house.
Are you trendy: Not since the 80’s.
Would you rather wear a uniform to school: I’m not sure that would have helped the “stop staring up my skirt” cause that caused all my pain and suffering in school.

BELIEFS
Believe in life on other planets: No.
Miracles: No.
Astrology: I believe that the signs are mostly accurate to base personality types that are likely to show up in those born during those months/circumstances, but all things have exceptions.
Magic: Science. Sorry, guys.
God: Though the belief is strong, no. I don’t believe in a god.
Satan: But, SURE. I believe in SATAN! No. Guys, face it. A big, hairy, cloven-hoofed dude is NOT gonna taunt you and harass you. If Satan did exist, he would have better shit to do than make you stub your toe.
Santa: Santa always creeped me out. He’s like a burglar… But one that’s socially accepted to play with children.
Ghosts: Sure there are ghosts- projections of those who once lived, or phenomenon created by shifting variables in the earth. I could rant forever about this- My dad IS Dr. P the Ghost Debunker, after all.
Luck: To a point, but luck is relative. Luck is just a situation compared to another, with the likelihood of something uncannily positive happening.
Love at first sight: Ah, no.
Yin and Yang (that good can’t exist without the bad): Again. “Luck”.
Witches: ??? WTF? How does this fit in the category? “Santa”, “The Easter Bunny”, “Mormons”. One of these things is not like the others.
Easter bunny: I can’t wait until they genetically engineer this bastard. I want chocolate rabbit ass-eggs, damnit!
Believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever: Only if there aren’t any better options.
Believe there’s a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow: … What?
Do you wish on stars: Approaching blazing balls of gas is never advised.


DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell: No.
Do you think God has a gender: We covered me + god before.
Do you think that science counteracts religion: Constantly. But they should really stop trying to actively disprove each other. Just as I can’t prove that there aren’t a million invisible men constantly working to make your life great, yet punish you when you piss them off… I can’t prove that there isn’t a god.
Do you believe in organised religion: How can I not believe it? It keeps harassing me outside the bus station every day.
Where do you think we go when we die: Physically… Dead. In the ground. Mentally- who knows. Probably, for the most part, dissipation. It’s likely some facets of our personality remain, whether tangible or not.

AMIGOS
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends: Yes.
Who are your best friends: I don’t know. This is more social stuff. If I list people, other people will be pissed off.
Who’s the one person that knows most about you: Most likely… Hm. Either Angie or Heath.
Your favourite inside joke: Oh god. Pega-wolves, Heath. Pega-wolves. And Oliver. Ha ha.
Thing you’re picked on most about: Being loud and spastic.
Who’s your longest known friend: Angie.
Newest: Hm, Jazz? I think I met her last.
Shyest: Mike.
Funniest: Paul or Scott.
Sweetest: Jan-popo!
Closest: Heath.
Weirdest: Scott!
Smartest: Dor-dog.
Ditziest: Kyla. Kyla and her inept ‘phone abilities.
Friends you miss being close to the most: The Van people.
Last person you talked to online: Stef.
Who do you talk to most online: Dorian, probably. LoL, everybody at work can guess.
Who are you on the phone with most: Mike.
Who listens to your problems: ALL OF THEM! But mostly Dor, Mike, Paul, and occasionally Rach.
Who do you fight most with: James Stewart. Because he’s such an asshat. LoL
Who’s the nicest: Jan.
Who’s the most outgoing: Kyla.
Who’s the best singer: Deni!
Who’s on your shit-list: JAMES! Hahaah. U suck, e-mail me assface.
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend: For sure.
Who’s your second family: The Smiley Guys… Though I’m probably delusional and a freak for telling them everything and being so comfy there.
Do you always feel understood: Never! I use a lot of made up words.
Who’s the loudest friend: Jazz! THE PORN IS THIS WAY!
Do you trust others easily: No. Paranoia, remember?
Who is your friend, but you don’t trust: I think Mike said it best “I trust my friends to be themselves”. That is to say, I wouldn’t trust Heath to remember stuff, I wouldn’t trust Kyla to be available, I wouldn’t trust Paul to be subtle, and I wouldn’t trust James worth a damn. Heh heh heh.
Name one person who’s arms you feel safe in: Well Mike obviously.
Friend that lives farthest away: Rach. Australia, damn you!

LOVE, and all that
Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title: ???
Do you remember your first love: Yes.
Still love him/her: ‘Course.
Do you consider love a mistake: It can make you do idiotic things, but what emotion is ever a mistake? You can’t control emotions.
What do you find romantic: Music.
Turn-on: Hum. Well, I like the Latinas and all their curvaceous glory… And guys- I don’t really have a type.
Turn-off: Retards. Seriously, the smarter you are, the more attractive you are.
First kiss: What about it? It was great.
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel: Irritated.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind": Doesn’t matter. You’ll get to know them either way.
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out: I’ve never asked somebody out or been asked out. WTF is the world still trapped in high school? ::Awkwardly:: Will you go out with me? ::Voice cracks::
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: What the hell? Obviously I find them attractive.
Do you think the preferred gender finds you good looking: All genders find me easy on the eyes.
What is best about the preferred gender: Guys don’t complicate stuff needlessly. Girls are less possessive.
What is the worst thing about the preferred gender: Guys are bull-headed. Girls have fits of drama.
Do you read porn: “Read” and “porn”?
Read the articles: Oh, that’s what you mean. Why the fuck would I read a second rate article when all I want to do is wank?
Just the pics: Yeah.
What’s the last present someone gave you: Ahm… Hm… Er?
Are you in love: Yes.
Do you consider your significant other hot: No, of course not! Jeez, that’s the dumbest question. Of course they’re hot.
What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw someone hot standing on the sidewalk: Look. If it was really crowded maybe I’d go for an ass grab.

THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender: Every fucking day of my life. POWER OF THE WANG! LoL.
If you did experience that for one day, what would you do: Try and fuck things. And probably fail. I think I take all this sex for granted as a girl. If I were a guy, my come-on lines of “Nice fuckin’ rack” and “wanna have a quickie in the bathroom?” would probably be less alluring.
What do you love most about the other gender: How idiotic girls can make straight guys.
What do you dislike most: The same thing.
What do you understand least: … Nothing? I relate pretty well with the dudes.


POSSESSIONS
What is your fave possession: My laptop.
What physical, tangible possession do you want most: A quiet place to live.
How badly do you want it: Enough to kill J-Lo for her mansion.
Have you ever seen The Exorcist: Once.
How long did it take for you to understand why the last question is in this section: Whoever wrote this wasn’t clever. You guys are idiots.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
That haunted you: John Quincy Adams’ ghost won’t stop visiting my bedchamber!
You wanted to kill: One day, I will kill the Welche’s grape juice boy. One day.
That you laughed at: At or with? I guess it doesn’t matter. Heath.
That laughed at you: How the hell should I know? If that fainting story is still going around, probably the guys at work.
That turned you on: I don’t know their names?
You went shopping with: Ahhhm. Dorian. Groceries.
That broke your heart: ::Mumbles indecipherably::
To disappoint you: Kyla. Wtf are you???
To ask you out: Uh- what? Dorian + Deni asked me to dinner tonight. So them I guess.
To make you cry: He’ll hate me for posting it, but Mike. But to be fair, I totally paid him back in spades.
To brighten up your day: Paul.
That you thought about: Hm. Rach. And her basket. LoL
You saw a movie with: Mike.
You talked to on the phone: Mike.
You saw: Miwa. She’s right outside my room making some fucking meal that’s taking five hours.
You lost: I’ve lost track of Kyla and Jer!
You went head over heels for: I don’t do that sort of stuff.
You thought was completely N-U-T-Z: Paul! LoL wtf, man.
You wanted to be: I’d want to be James and pork his hot girl. Muahaha.
You told to fuck off: Erm? I don’t remember.
You trusted: None of ‘em.
You turned down: Deni + Dorian, I didn’t end up going to that dinner.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
Smiled: Two seconds ago.
Cried: The day after I bashed my head in and freaked out with the manicness.
Bought something: I bought myself lunch today.
Danced: I dance all the time.
Were sarcastic: Hah. Me? Never.
Talked to an ex: Couple hours ago?
Watched your fave movie: Hm. A few weeks I guess.
Had a nightmare: Every waking moment! … Wait.
Talked on the phone: Friday?
Listened to the radio: Oh jeez… Actually sat down and listened? Years. Decades, maybe.
Watched TV: Last night. OJJ, fuckers! Watch it!
Went out: Today- I went outside and bought myself lunch. We’ve been over this.
Helped someone: Hm. I… Can’t remember.
Were helped: You can help me right now. ::Wink wink::
Saw a movie: About a month ago in Van.
Said "I love you": Hum…
Missed someone: Constantly.
Fought with a family member: Not since I was a teenager.
Had a serious conversation: Errrr… I don’t have many serious conversations.
Smoked weed: Last Saturday.
Got drunk: Uhhhhh- I’m drunk right now.
Had sex: Again- Van. Month ago. Rawr.

A LAST TIME for everything...
Last book you read: “Harmonica and Gig” By Rachel
Last movie you saw: The Notebook.
Last song you heard: Eww. The Teaparty is playing through my list right now…
Last thing you had to drink: I’m currently consuming Diet Coke.
Last time you showered: Last Sunday. I swear- I’m showering right after I finish this.
Last thing you ate: Fries.
Last CD you bought: Sheeyat. I don’t think I’ve ever bought a CD? Probably … Nope. Never bought a CD.
Last thing you bought: Lunch, fucktard. The only reason this quiz is long is because it asks questions twice!

RIGHT THIS MOMENT...
Are you going to: I said in a minute!
Will it be with your significant other: Wait- what? No, I guess not.
Or some random person: Are- are we still talking about showering? ::Squints::
What are you wearing right now: Tee-shirt & cargo pants.
Body-part you’re touching right now: I’m typing, how can I be touching myself? (Yes, yes, the one-handed technique… But I’m not cybering at the moment).
What are you worried about right now: I just puked up my dinner. WTF is wrong with my stomach.
What book are you reading: H&G
What’s on your mouse-pad: Harry Potter: The boat scene.
Use 5 words to describe how you’re feeling: Nauseous, tired, unfocused, jittery, nervous.
Are you bored: Rarely.
Are you tired: Constantly.
Are you talking to anyone on the phone: No.
Are you lonely or content: ... What??? Lonely, idiot! I’m filling out this horrendous survey, aren’t I?
Are you listening to music: Yeup. Gothy music to boot.

Boxers or briefs: ::Checks:: Nope.
Plaid or striped: Dude, no.
Scream,scream2 or scream3: ??? I don’t think I’ve seen those.
Urban legend or the faculty: Again, I watch little live action.
Ska or punk: Punk. For the love of god PUNK.
Salt or pepper: Salt it up.
Rare, medium, or well done: Still breathing.
M & m’s-regular, peanut, peanut-butter, or almond: Mmm… Peanut-butter M&Ms…
Chocolate or vanilla: Um. Ew. Neither.
Okay, ok, or o.k.: WTF.
Sex, drugs, or rocknroll: Sex! SEX NOW!
Gray or grey: MS Works tells me Grey. I think you’re a moron or an American. Wait, what do I mean “or”?
Pens, crayons, pastels, or coloured pencils: Pens.
Bright colours or dark colours: Dark. Like my gothy soul!!! Also yellow gives me a headache. ::Sneezes::
Fruit at the bottom or pre-stirred: Whoa- what???
Beavis and butthead, King of the Hill, or Daria?: Hm… I’ve seen all of the Daria eps. Too bad they cancelled that.
Adidas, Nike, Fila, or Reebok: The only reason I know this is about shoes is because of Nike.
Big Red, Juicy fruit, or Doublemint: LOL! There’s a gum called Big Red??
Sunshine or rain: RAIN. For the love of god. I hate the sun.
Rain or snow: Meh. They both suck.
Sun or moon: We’ve been over this. Moon.
Silver or gold: Silver?
Silk, Cotton, or Flannel sheets: Whatever’s the most clean.
CDs or Cassettes?: ::Stares:: The what now? How is MP3 not an option…
Ketchup, mayo, mustard, or relish: Mustard. Without a doubt. The rest of those are disgusting.
Shampoo + conditioner in one or separate: Separate. Wait… This is the last question? I’ve spent the last hour filling this out and the final word is about HAIR PRODUCTS?
Oh you fuckers.